I know this is a strange question. You see, my wife goes to this salon and regularly sees this hair stylist who is, shall we say, not exactly horrible on the eyes. The first three minutes of the session at this swanky place actually consists of a head and neck massage. Does the fact that some part of my brain finds this situation somewhat erotic make me a terrible person? Have I just seen too many films produced by the Vivid production company that would turn such a scenario into a full-on "boing fest"? Seriously, if this makes me a terrible person (or the subsequent asking of my wife to describe every detail of her haircut in a slow and extremely descriptive manner) make me an evil person? I just need to know...

"I believe you know the answer to that one..."

Maybe if a neck and head message puts your wife in a good mood, it seems to do that for you, you should start giving her a good message at home.

You could also have a gift for her when she comes home.

littlemissG said:

I actually am a half decent masseuse, despite my wife's claims that it feels like I am "tearing the soul out of her body".

Also, I don't understand why such services are not offered at "Cost Cutters" where I usually go.

This is the first decent thread Gotta has come up with since he killed me off.

GottaLetitgo said:

damn, I wish my hairdresser was hot.

littlemissG said:

Word to that, yo! Play a little slow-grinding JT, man, and she'll be all over you. Invite the hairdresser over too, yo. I have like a bed built for ten and I have to be honest, I actually haven't slept in several weeks. I've lost my sense of smell and I hear in colors but damn I'm happy.

Don't worry, I worked in a registered Inter coiffure salon where that was the standard practice. As an assistant you learned scalp, neck, hand and facial manipulation, did coffee, magazine and even liquor runs for our clients. I became the head colorist at that salon, but when I would shampoo every now and again, some clients would actually moan loudly eeww.

There are way too many folks there for any hanky panky to happen.... but the wax/massage/ rooms are a whole other story.

paintedlady said:

Oh, I know the salonist is a professional and on the rational level, I know it is a relaxtion technique that is completely standard. But then, I flash back to some movie I saw 10 years ago.

Nicole, the Customer: Just a little off the top, please.

Kiki, the Hairstylist: Absolutely. (Feeling shoulders) Wow, you're tense! Here, you need to relax a little bit. Let me rub your shoulders.

Nicole: Well...um...okay...that would be okay, I guess. (Moans with satisfaction) Wow, that feels good. Ummmm...I'm just so stressed. My boyfriend just broke up with me and...uhhhh...wow, that feels reeeaaalllyyyy good on my shoulders.

Kiki, the Hairstylist: Here, let me see if you're tense anywhere else...


And I know that doesn't happen in the "real world" nor should it in a professional setting like a hair salon. But damn if adult cinema doesn't make these scenarios believable...

I think it is inappropriate when one lingers too long whilst milking...

Just a minute ago, my wife was like "What are you laughing at, you must be on Prince.Org again." If she only knew.

Of course, I'm sure she goes on Celine Dion.Org and says silly stuff about me...

One of my best friends does my hair and I swear, he is the best hair-washer in the universe.

But, ummmm... washing my head does not make me think anything remotely sexy. It's all about getting my hair done.

GottaLetitgo said:

my hair needs a good wash

ZombieKitten said:

That time of the year, huh?

PANDURITO said:

must be bath day again, seems like only yesterday!

Gottaletitgo, you are too funny.

Just be glad that she doesn't have on of those sexy male hairdressers that don't know beans about style and have "cookie-cutter" clients, where all of the clients get up from the chair with the exact same hairstyle that he talks them into getting,(regardless of how ridiculous the clients look in those "style of the month" hairstyles). Some romance-novel-looking type of guy with long stringy hair and a faux sheek accent, tight azz jeans, and an open blouse on whispering in your wife's ear... "I can't believe it's not butter.."

There is nothing wrong with the way you are feeling.

Hair shampooing and massages unfortunately put me to sleep.

That's why Erin and I go to gay stylist!!!

Plus he banged Kevin Spacey and Michael Kors, so he's semi famous!

paintedlady said:

WTF!!!


I LOVE a person who can wash hair good....I don't like like it when they are all rough and is bangin' your head against the sink. When a person washes my hair really good {bcuz I also have a sensitive scalp} I just go to sleep, but NEVER did I moan all loudy and shit!