CHIC0 said:

Indeed

CalhounSq said:

sending shoe thief to your house

CHIC0 said:

Please don't, I just had 2 pair delivered yesterday

1. a year without music or a year without sex?

2. spring or summer?

3. go out dancing or stay in and watch a movie?

4. vanilla or chocolate?

5. have the ability to fly or be invisible?

6. puppies or kittens?

7. outerspace exploration or deep sea?

8. a year without your favourite dinner or dessert?

9. sexier: Boxers, Breifs, or Boxer Briefs?

10. sexier: lace panties or a thong?

11. worst: stomach ache or head ache?

12. worst: being ignored or being partonized?

13. Disney or Warner Bros. ?

14. CDs or Mp3s?

15. better: Music in the 00's or the 90's?

16. to have love and lost or never loved at all?

17. tell them 'i love you' 1st or be told 1st?

18. brush your teeth first or wash your face 1st?

19. daytime or night?

20. Like A Virgin or Like A Payer?

21. Purple Rain or Sign 'O' The Times?

22. Thriller or Bad?

23. start this year over or end it already?

24. answer this question or not?

1. a year without music or a year without sex?
A year without a Santa Claus. I'm a huge fan of Rankin & Bass.

2. spring or summer?
I'm a shut-in.
So, for me, it really doesn't matter.
I never go outside. I stay inside all day long & just log onto the org & commiserate with all you good people.
At least, I hope you guys are people.
Cuz lemme tell you, if you guys turn out to be a bunch of characters created by my computer just to keep me entertained (& therefore distracted),
well, then,
this situation is pretty fucked up.
I mean,
if computers had gotten this advanced , then our planet is only one or two steps away from that apocalyptic world of the Terminators.
Which means, no matter what season it is, I better just enjoy every second of every moment of human freedom that I have left.

Cuz there's a storm a'brewin'.

3. go out dancing or stay in and watch a movie?
Y'know what?
Give a me a second or two before I continue on with this questionnaire.
I kinda scared myself with that last answer.

4. vanilla or chocolate?
Oreo. It's the original black & white cookie.

5. have the ability to fly or be invisible?
Neither.
As Spider-Man taught us, "With geat power comes great responsiblity".
And the whole reason for becoming a shut-in the first place was because I don't shoulder responsibility all that well.


6. puppies or kittens?
Kittens.
I am always up for a little pussy.
To me, there's nothing more important in the whole wide world.

7. outerspace exploration or deep sea?
Yo, if this is a metaphorically disguised sexual question,
then I'll say that, even though I prefer deep sea, I usually have to settle for outer space.
Not only does that deep sea shit cost extra, but it usually costs alot extra.

8. a year without your favourite dinner or dessert?
Yo, if this is a metaphorically disguised sexual question,
then I'll say that, even though I prefer dinner, I usually have to settle for just dessert.
Not only does that dinner shit cost extra, but it usually costs alot extra.
Even if I have a coupon.
{BTW, that's pronounced "Q-pon", not koo-pon.)


9. sexier: Boxers, Breifs, or Boxer Briefs?
I think I look sexier in briefs.
But since I feel that I'm not really the one to judge on this, I think that I'll leave that up to all the female orgers out there to decide.
Ladies, I'm gonna orgnote each one of y'all a pic of me wearing a brief & another one where all I'm wearing is a pair of boxers.
And to make your decision easier,
I'll even hike my shorts up so that I'll be sportin' that ever-reliable gage of hotness, the camel-toe.
However, I should probably mention that
on me it doesn't look so much like a camel's toe as it does a huge eagle's claw, that's trying to make a fist.

10. sexier: lace panties or a thong?
I think that I look sexier in a g-string.
But again, since I'm not really the one to decide,
ladies,
I'm gonna need y'all to pull double duty for me....

11. worst: stomach ache or head ache?
After they see the pictures that I'm gonna send 'em,
I'll let the ladies decide on this one, too.

12. worst: being ignored or being partonized?
Mann....
The more I think about it...
I think I may have gotten my replies to the Jelly Bellies thread & that one thread about stinky ass bits & pieces
mixed up.

13. Disney or Warner Bros.? Warner Bros. I love all those satyrical "Scary Movie" movies that they produced. I mean, seriously....
Where do those funny fucks get their ideas from, anyways...?


14. CDs or Mp3s?
Oh, man, I don't even know. I am so behind when it comes music-listening technology.
Up until only recently, I had been using one of those old RCA phonographs with the big-ass sound funnel sticking out of it.
Heck, I'd still be using it now, if only the dog that was was standing in front of it hadn't died.


15. better: Music in the 00's or the 90's?
As per my previous answer,
the only music I that could enjoy up to this point was that which was made on a wax, rotating rod format.
Though, alot that 30's shit wuz really just plain, stone-cold off da chain!

16. to have love and lost or never loved at all?
As long as every person gets to experience anal at least once during some point of their sexual journey, I don't think that it really matters.

17. tell them 'i love you' 1st or be told 1st?
As long as every person gets to experience anal at least once during some point of their sexual journey, I don't that it really matters.

18. brush your teeth first or wash your face 1st?
For me, it doesn't really matter.
Before I began the lifestyle of a shut-in, I prostituted myself for a living.
So, as long as I made sure to cleanse the pearly whites & my-then "hundred-dollar" visage before the next trick, that was the important thing.
And nowadays, it doesn't matter, because, as a result of said previous lifestyle, no matter which cleaning act I perform first, I ain't never gonna feel clean.
Ever again.

19. daytime or night?
For some reason, this question makes me think of NyQuil.

20. Like A Virgin or Like A Payer?
When it comes to Madonna, it really doesn't matter. As long as she's down on her knees, it's always gonna be a win/win situation.

21. Purple Rain or Sign 'O' The Times?
When it comes Prince, it really doesn't matter. As long as he continues to date yet another fine-ass chick named Manuela ( this time, it's Arcuri), it's always gonna be a win/win situation.
Guess when it comes to the ladies, for him, too much can never be two Mani.


22. Thriller or Bad?
When it comes to MJ, it doesn't really matter. As long as he contiues with all the crazy shit, it's always gonna be a win/win situation.

23. start this year over or end it already?
"Time flies like an arrow,
fruit flies like a banana."

24. answer this question or not?


thanks
No no....it was my pleasure.



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[Edited 12/27/07 13:14pm]

CHIC0 said:

you meant prayer right?

PEJ said:

in your case it's like a player

1. a year without music

2. spring

3. go out dancing

4. chocolate?

5. have the ability to fly

6. kittens

7. outerspace exploration

8. dessert

9.

10. lace panties

11. stomach ache

12. being partonized

13. Warner Bros

14. CDs

15. 90's

16. to have love and lost

17. be told 1st

18. brush your teeth first

19. night

20. Like A Prayer

21. Sign 'O' The Times

22. Bad

23. end it already

24. answer this question
[Edited 12/27/07 16:57pm]

CHIC0 said:

PEJ said:

i know how you do