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Printablehokie1 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: This is done prior to the date. Yeah, I don't want to see what comes out during the act of douching. I guess I'm an "ass hypocrite". Hahahahahah!! That's going on MY sig.  "Ass hypocrite"
Wow, I'm really pretty ignorant when it comes to certain sexual practices.  You've probably done a lot of stuff that you haven't found a name for. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: rushing07 said: Feathers.
Or any other form or tickling. I don't like to tickle people for fear that they will fart. Which brings me back to "ass that smells like ass" post.... Oh My God!!! You are cracking me UP tonight.
You don't find farting uber sexy?!  | |
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roodboi said: use of the word "Hun"
Oh sweetie, never during sex. I'd call you daddy, as in FUCK ME DADDY If yer bad I'd turn to BITCH IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? KEEP POUNDING! |
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hokie1 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I don't like to tickle people for fear that they will fart. Which brings me back to "ass that smells like ass" post.... Oh My God!!! You are cracking me UP tonight.
You don't find farting uber sexy?! It's one of them nights.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: hokie1 said: "Ass hypocrite"
Wow, I'm really pretty ignorant when it comes to certain sexual practices. You've probably done a lot of stuff that you haven't found a name for. Actually I am pretty innocent. 
As much as I joke around here I'm fairly inexperienced IRL. I've spent the last 12 years married. Not for long! 
But, I am fairly traditional...If that is even a way to describe it. hahahaha But, please...continue...I'm learning a lot.  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: rushing07 said: Feathers.
Or any other form or tickling. I don't like to tickle people for fear that they will fart. Which brings me back to "ass that smells like ass" post....
OMG. you're killing me surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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hokie1 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I don't like to tickle people for fear that they will fart. Which brings me back to "ass that smells like ass" post.... Oh My God!!! You are cracking me UP tonight.
You don't find farting uber sexy?! OH MY GOD!!! When it comes to shit or farting I can't even talk about it. My last boyfriend (sort of, it was only 2 months) had no sense of hygiene. I'm gagging as we speak. If it smells like sour milk I AM NOT GOING NEAR IT!!!!! He used to be watching t.v. looking all innocent and then he'd lift one buttock and let one go! I was like "Aw hell no. You got to go." I actually really broke up with him because of it. I know, I know, it's a natural thing but please, NOT IN FRONT OF ME. Oh yeah, and as far as I'm concerned WOMEN don't fart..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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PS, Miguel; people fart. They just do. |
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Seems like everywhere I turn, people are keen on
taking a shower curtain placing it over the bed pouring chocolate sauce or some kind of syrup and HamsterHuey on all fours waving his fine tush whatsupwiththat?? | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: hokie1 said: Oh My God!!! You are cracking me UP tonight.
You don't find farting uber sexy?! OH MY GOD!!! When it comes to shit or farting I can't even talk about it. My last boyfriend (sort of, it was only 2 months) had no sense of hygiene. I'm gagging as we speak. If it smells like sour milk I AM NOT GOING NEAR IT!!!!! He used to be watching t.v. looking all innocent and then he'd lift one buttock and let one go! I was like "Aw hell no. You got to go." I actually really broke up with him because of it. I know, I know, it's a natural thing but please, NOT IN FRONT OF ME. Oh yeah, and as far as I'm concerned WOMEN don't fart..... OMG...
We don't fart.  | |
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HamsterHuey said: roodboi said: use of the word "Hun"
Oh sweetie, never during sex. I'd call you daddy, as in FUCK ME DADDY If yer bad I'd turn to BITCH IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? KEEP POUNDING! That would be a total deal breaker!!!! During sex, I mean... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Cinnie said: Seems like everywhere I turn, people are keen on
taking a shower curtain placing it over the bed pouring chocolate sauce or some kind of syrup and HamsterHuey on all fours waving his fine tush whatsupwiththat?? I get handed around alot. Wasupwiththat? I was JUST looking for a hot link for you, but you are SO not deserving tonight... |
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Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: hokie1 said: Oh My God!!! You are cracking me UP tonight.
You don't find farting uber sexy?! OH MY GOD!!! When it comes to shit or farting I can't even talk about it. My last boyfriend (sort of, it was only 2 months) had no sense of hygiene. I'm gagging as we speak. If it smells like sour milk I AM NOT GOING NEAR IT!!!!! He used to be watching t.v. looking all innocent and then he'd lift one buttock and let one go! I was like "Aw hell no. You got to go." I actually really broke up with him because of it.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
Same | |
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HamsterHuey said: PS, Miguel; people fart. They just do.
I know...and that truly saddens me. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
Oh, there it is. I don't like it either  | |
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JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
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hokie1 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: You've probably done a lot of stuff that you haven't found a name for. Actually I am pretty innocent.
As much as I joke around here I'm fairly inexperienced IRL. I've spent the last 12 years married. Not for long!
But, I am fairly traditional...If that is even a way to describe it. hahahaha But, please...continue...I'm learning a lot. you're a Prince fan right?  | |
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JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
See, the education continues. That is called SHRIMPING. Don't knock it 'till you try it. It was done to me, it was fabulous BUT it tickled me and I farted...so there you have it. [Edited 12/21/07 19:52pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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jess555ja said: JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
Oh, there it is. I don't like it either Yeah, if someone wants to suck my toes I'd be like 
And, I sure as HELL ain't suckin' no nasty ass feet. | |
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jess555ja said: JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
Oh, there it is. I don't like it either But you like eating ass??? Would you eat Prince's boogs like that other chick would? | |
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hokie1 said: jess555ja said: Oh, there it is. I don't like it either Yeah, if someone wants to suck my toes I'd be like
And, I sure as HELL ain't suckin' no nasty ass feet. True dat | |
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violator said: JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
co- I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
See, the education continues. That is called SHRIMPING. Don't knock it 'till you try it. It was done to me, it was fabulous BUT it tickled me and I farted...so there you have it. [Edited 12/21/07 19:52pm] I don't knock anything unless I've tried it.  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
See, the education continues. That is called SHRIMPING. Don't knock it 'till you try it. It was done to me, it was fabulous BUT it tickled me and I farted...so there you have it. [Edited 12/21/07 19:52pm] MIGUEL!!!!! Stop it! I just spit chocolate ice cream. | |
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statuesqque said: hokie1 said: Actually I am pretty innocent.
As much as I joke around here I'm fairly inexperienced IRL. I've spent the last 12 years married. Not for long!
But, I am fairly traditional...If that is even a way to describe it. hahahaha But, please...continue...I'm learning a lot. you're a Prince fan right? | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JustErin said: Oh and feet/toe play makes me wanna hurl.
See, the education continues. That is called SHRIMPING. Don't knock it 'till you try it. It was done to me, it was fabulous BUT it tickled me and I farted...so there you have it. [Edited 12/21/07 19:52pm] I'm dying.....  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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hokie1 said: damn...you're all up in this nasty ass thread, aint ya??? | |
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JustErin said: jess555ja said: Oh, there it is. I don't like it either But you like eating ass??? Would you eat Prince's boogs like that other chick would?  I don't think Jess likes eating ass.
As far as eating Prince's boogs? Helltothemuthafuckinnaw | |
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