Today, if I had a choice of a super power, I think I'd choose mind control.

That way, as I'm dealing with the really abrasive, okay let's say it, ass-y, people I'm coming in contact with today, I could just put them in a hypno-trance and send them on their way.


What would your super power du jour be?

INVISIBILITY. All men in the nation would be in jeopardy

The Power To Stop Time- I always chose this one.

Blow people up.

Sweeny79 said:

Could you stop it over here? I have a lot of Christmas shopping to take care of.

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

I think I'd go with blowing people up too

Nothinbutjoy said:

lol joy just stick your hands in some icewater before starting the procedure!

The power to eat what I want and lose weight. I don't know if that's an official super power, but it is now. Does anyone want to pitch this to Hollywood?

X-ray vision. Life would be one big minge-fest

Sweeny79 said:

I like that. I'd also like to be able to fast-forward time too

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

reneGade20 said:

I'd like the ability to super bitch-slap rude, obnoxious, or stupid people literally into next week....

...must be the holiday shopping rush.....

jess555ja said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Maybe I should just (='s hypno-trance) you now and protect my hubby???

emm said:

Oh I do that already...all us mammo tech's do

Then, with the real ornery ladies....they get just a little extra squeeze.

(PLEASE NOTE....I'm KIDDING!!!)

JuliePurplehead said:

I don't know if that is officially a super power either, but dammit it gets my vote to!!

Nothinbutjoy said:

Because I wouldn't even have my powers if it weren't for you, you get the only pass

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I still wanna know every language in the world. So I can cuss people out in their own language.

today i would like the power to put people into an existential funk. not forever. just for, like, an hour or something. every time i saw someone behaving too freakin perky for my tastes, i could zap them and they'd have to spend the next sixty minutes wondering why anything truly matters when everything ultimately amounts to nothingness in the long run.

Nothinbutjoy said:

The ability to send annoying MFers to the cornfield, like in that Twilight Zone episode.

teleport!!! I need to go help someone with their christmas shopping

ZombieKitten said:

You are not teleporting to shop!

Sweeny79 said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ZombieKitten said:

You're teleporting to learn wrestling?!

I usually would say I's want telepathy/mind control. But I'm not really feeling that one anymore.


I'd like something a little more obscure, I think, that doesn't have a practical use. But something cool, like growing fur or turning blue or something.

Raze said:

at all of this

I'm going for Communist Russia. Most stylish.