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25 questions about the great Org conspiracy 1. Is it really a coincidence that King Sausage hails from Minneapolis?
2. Why did OrganGrinder wear a one-piece orange "outfit" in Las Vegas in 2000? 3. Where did Bart get his information that RITJF was going to be a flop? 4. Is it really true that Matt got his nipples pierced? 5. Why was the information provided by NPGMC on year 2 a bit confusing? 6. Who decided Pook was so cute? 7. Why didn't the Org react to the precise warnings issued by Bart re: lack of emphasis on news? 8. What information did Ian really have on Ben's defection to Spain - a country that was long ruled by Arabs? 9. Why did the Org not react to the warnings of Aerogram concerning the folly of invading OK Player? 10. What was the purpose of deleting Aerogram's Bottom Five thread? 11. Who decided to stop adding a bunch of emoticons nearly every week? 12. Which undiplomatic decisions lead to *secret* ornotes between Ian and Aerogram? 13. Who decided to offer Ian the job of Org moderator? 14. Which inverts decided to send pornographic video files to each other? 15. What was the real purpose of Ben's departure to Spain? 16. What was the purpose of operation "Ok Player"? 17. The "Org Times" reports, that Pook was advised not to fling poo on August 27. Who issued that warning? 18. Why was the Silver Dollar drama tolerated for so long? 19. Who has warned fans that ONA's lyrics would be sorta unfinished? 20. Why were the details of Ben's travel plans kept secret? 21. WTF is up with Ben anyway? 22. What was the reason of Matt's extended leave from his moderator "job"? 23. Why was an Italian fan meeting held by Vampy right in our chatroom? 24. Why does King Sausage appears and disappears without any explanation? 25. Why is Oceana always starting new threads? So tell me... all coincidence? or conspiracy? [This message was edited Thu Oct 17 19:10:03 PDT 2002 by Aerogram] | |
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Aerogram said: 4. Is it really true that Matt got his nipple pierced?
No, it's not. Rather, I got both nipples (plural) pierced. 
22. What was the reason of Matt's extended leave from his moderator "job"?
After three years of law school and taking the bar exam, I needed several weeks of rest and relaxation at our summer place in Maine. And sorry for blowing my own horn, but just this week I got the news that I passed! http://www.in.gov/judicia...esults.pdf Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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moderatormatt said: Aerogram said: 4. Is it really true that Matt got his nipple pierced?
No, it's not. Rather, I got both nipples (plural) pierced.
22. What was the reason of Matt's extended leave from his moderator "job"?
After three years of law school and taking the bar exam, I needed several weeks of rest and relaxation at our summer place in Maine. And sorry for blowing my own horn, but just this week I got the news that I passed! http://www.in.gov/judicia...esults.pdf 26. Why are you threadjacking my vibrant thread? CONGRATULATIONS. I knew there was a bar you could pass. 
P.S. : I think I got rid of most of my grammatical mistakes. [This message was edited Thu Oct 17 19:15:13 PDT 2002 by Aerogram] | |
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 Great stuff Aero. Well, I featured in quite a few. so I'll do my best to dispell these unfounded rumours once and for all...
Aerogram said: 8. What information did Ian really have on Ben's defection to Spain - a country that was long ruled by Arabs? I cannot reveal any details about that, sorry. 12. Which undiplomatic decisions lead to *secret* ornotes between Ian and Aerogram? Ooh I don't remember! It was ages ago. 13. Who decided to offer Ian the job of Org moderator? This bloke in a raincoat approached me on the street and asked me to do it. At least I think that's what he said. Anyway I'm glad I could clear up those issues for you. | |
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Aerogram said: 1. Is it really a coincidence that King Sausage hails from Minneapolis?
Of course not... because King Sausage is ubiquitous... he hails from EVERYWHERE! 2. Why did OrganGrinder wear a one-piece orange "outfit" in Las Vegas in 2000? Because George Bush made a secret deal with the Iraqi government that would allow Saddam Hussein to play croquet with the exhumed corpse of Hitler on odd Thursdays in June. 3. Where did Bart get his information that RITJF was going to be a flop? Bart is actually a marketing manager for every major record label in the world... he was simply stating a FACT. 4. Is it really true that Matt got his nipples pierced? Judging from the pictures, I believe that a good special effects man could have faked it. Tell us Matt... your name is MATT, isn't it??? 5. Why was the information provided by NPGMC on year 2 a bit confusing? Because Prince is in league with the Kerblakistani government. 6. Who decided Pook was so cute? Pook is not cute... Pook is a bloodthirsty tyrant. All hail the great and terrible Pook! 7. Why didn't the Org react to the precise warnings issued by Bart re: lack of emphasis on news? No comment 8. What information did Ian really have on Ben's defection to Spain - a country that was long ruled by Arabs? Ian was employed to help smuggle Ben out of the country due to his involvement in a plan to hide all the liquid paper and paperclips in the local McDonalds eatery. The plot was foiled when they found that McDonalds doesn't stock those items... Ben was immediately rushed to safety. 9. Why did the Org not react to the warnings of Aerogram concerning the folly of invading OK Player? Nobody, and I mean nobody, messes with Pook. 10. What was the purpose of deleting Aerogram's Bottom Five thread? Nobody knows... 11. Who decided to stop adding a bunch of emoticons nearly every week? Someone with good sense and sound reason. 12. Which undiplomatic decisions lead to *secret* ornotes between Ian and Aerogram? 13. Who decided to offer Ian the job of Org moderator? God bestowed the virtuous Irishman with the power of life and death over threads. 14. Which inverts decided to send pornographic video files to each other? I have sent pornographic files to myself... of myself... 15. What was the real purpose of Ben's departure to Spain? To escape the Hamburgler and those fucking fries that kept chasing him after operation paperclip. 16. What was the purpose of operation "Ok Player"? The OKP Invasion served as a wakeup call to all people out there... we proved that we could post mindless topics and replies with the best of them. Many of us distinguished ourselves in that battle. We should all be proud and we should celebrate by clamping our droopy balls in a mousetrap. 17. The "Org Times" reports, that Pook was advised not to fling poo on August 27. Who issued that warning? 18. Why was the Silver Dollar drama tolerated for so long? 19. Who has warned fans that ONA's lyrics would be sorta unfinished? 20. Why were the details of Ben's travel plans kept secret? 21. WTF is up with Ben anyway? Cholesterol levels? 22. What was the reason of Matt's extended leave from his moderator "job"? Sore nipples. 23. Why was an Italian fan meeting held by Vampy right in our chatroom? 24. Why does King Sausage appears and disappears without any explanation? Because, like the wind, King Sausage is free to do as he pleases... he might have been out razing a small village in Portugal for all we know... he is a force of nature. 25. Why is Oceana always starting new threads? Because she likes it very much. So tell me... all coincidence? or conspiracy? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Aerogram said: 1. Is it really a coincidence that King Sausage hails from Minneapolis?
Of course not... because King Sausage is ubiquitous... he hails from EVERYWHERE! 2. Why did OrganGrinder wear a one-piece orange "outfit" in Las Vegas in 2000? Because George Bush made a secret deal with the Iraqi government that would allow Saddam Hussein to play croquet with the exhumed corpse of Hitler on odd Thursdays in June. 3. Where did Bart get his information that RITJF was going to be a flop? Bart is actually a marketing manager for every major record label in the world... he was simply stating a FACT. 4. Is it really true that Matt got his nipples pierced? Judging from the pictures, I believe that a good special effects man could have faked it. Tell us Matt... your name is MATT, isn't it??? 5. Why was the information provided by NPGMC on year 2 a bit confusing? Because Prince is in league with the Kerblakistani government. 6. Who decided Pook was so cute? Pook is not cute... Pook is a bloodthirsty tyrant. All hail the great and terrible Pook! 7. Why didn't the Org react to the precise warnings issued by Bart re: lack of emphasis on news? No comment 8. What information did Ian really have on Ben's defection to Spain - a country that was long ruled by Arabs? Ian was employed to help smuggle Ben out of the country due to his involvement in a plan to hide all the liquid paper and paperclips in the local McDonalds eatery. The plot was foiled when they found that McDonalds doesn't stock those items... Ben was immediately rushed to safety. 9. Why did the Org not react to the warnings of Aerogram concerning the folly of invading OK Player? Nobody, and I mean nobody, messes with Pook. 10. What was the purpose of deleting Aerogram's Bottom Five thread? Nobody knows... 11. Who decided to stop adding a bunch of emoticons nearly every week? Someone with good sense and sound reason. 12. Which undiplomatic decisions lead to *secret* ornotes between Ian and Aerogram? 13. Who decided to offer Ian the job of Org moderator? God bestowed the virtuous Irishman with the power of life and death over threads. 14. Which inverts decided to send pornographic video files to each other? I have sent pornographic files to myself... of myself... 15. What was the real purpose of Ben's departure to Spain? To escape the Hamburgler and those fucking fries that kept chasing him after operation paperclip. 16. What was the purpose of operation "Ok Player"? The OKP Invasion served as a wakeup call to all people out there... we proved that we could post mindless topics and replies with the best of them. Many of us distinguished ourselves in that battle. We should all be proud and we should celebrate by clamping our droopy balls in a mousetrap. 17. The "Org Times" reports, that Pook was advised not to fling poo on August 27. Who issued that warning? 18. Why was the Silver Dollar drama tolerated for so long? 19. Who has warned fans that ONA's lyrics would be sorta unfinished? 20. Why were the details of Ben's travel plans kept secret? 21. WTF is up with Ben anyway? Cholesterol levels? 22. What was the reason of Matt's extended leave from his moderator "job"? Sore nipples. 23. Why was an Italian fan meeting held by Vampy right in our chatroom? 24. Why does King Sausage appears and disappears without any explanation? Because, like the wind, King Sausage is free to do as he pleases... he might have been out razing a small village in Portugal for all we know... he is a force of nature. 25. Why is Oceana always starting new threads? Because she likes it very much. So tell me... all coincidence? or conspiracy? I think it's obvious by the questions you chose not to answer... that you know something is terribly wrong. Don't front. | |
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Sorry all, I have to lock this thread because Aerogram is getting too close to the truth... psyche!
I've always wanted to use "psyche" in that annoying American sort of way - did I do it correctly? It's a bit like "I really like this thread... NOT" etc. Well, I did my best. | |
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ian said: Sorry all, I have to lock this thread because Aerogram is getting too close to the truth... psyche!
I've always wanted to use "psyche" in that annoying American sort of way - did I do it correctly? It's a bit like "I really like this thread... NOT" etc. Well, I did my best. Lock it, and I'll reveal all of our Ornotes. It's not worth it, Ian. You know it. | |
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Aerogram said: 1. Is it really a coincidence that King Sausage hails from Minneapolis?
2. Why did OrganGrinder wear a one-piece orange "outfit" in Las Vegas in 2000? 3. Where did Bart get his information that RITJF was going to be a flop? 4. Is it really true that Matt got his nipples pierced? 5. Why was the information provided by NPGMC on year 2 a bit confusing? 6. Who decided Pook was so cute? 7. Why didn't the Org react to the precise warnings issued by Bart re: lack of emphasis on news? 8. What information did Ian really have on Ben's defection to Spain - a country that was long ruled by Arabs? 9. Why did the Org not react to the warnings of Aerogram concerning the folly of invading OK Player? 10. What was the purpose of deleting Aerogram's Bottom Five thread? 11. Who decided to stop adding a bunch of emoticons nearly every week? 12. Which undiplomatic decisions lead to *secret* ornotes between Ian and Aerogram? 13. Who decided to offer Ian the job of Org moderator? 14. Which inverts decided to send pornographic video files to each other? 15. What was the real purpose of Ben's departure to Spain? 16. What was the purpose of operation "Ok Player"? 17. The "Org Times" reports, that Pook was advised not to fling poo on August 27. Who issued that warning? 18. Why was the Silver Dollar drama tolerated for so long? 19. Who has warned fans that ONA's lyrics would be sorta unfinished? 20. Why were the details of Ben's travel plans kept secret? 21. WTF is up with Ben anyway? 22. What was the reason of Matt's extended leave from his moderator "job"? 23. Why was an Italian fan meeting held by Vampy right in our chatroom? 24. Why does King Sausage appears and disappears without any explanation? 25. Why is Oceana always starting new threads? So tell me... all coincidence? or conspiracy? [This message was edited Thu Oct 17 19:10:03 PDT 2002 by Aerogram] Damn, you have a lot of time on your hand. _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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Aerogram said: ian said: Sorry all, I have to lock this thread because Aerogram is getting too close to the truth... psyche!
I've always wanted to use "psyche" in that annoying American sort of way - did I do it correctly? It's a bit like "I really like this thread... NOT" etc. Well, I did my best. Lock it, and I'll reveal all of our Ornotes. It's not worth it, Ian. You know it. I don't remember our secret orgnotes! Was that the one when you tried to explain to me how all heterosexual men have secret gay tendencies, and I said it just wouldn't work with two butch skinheads going out together? Oh no, I might have just imagined that. Shit. | |
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ian said: Aerogram said: ian said: Sorry all, I have to lock this thread because Aerogram is getting too close to the truth... psyche!
I've always wanted to use "psyche" in that annoying American sort of way - did I do it correctly? It's a bit like "I really like this thread... NOT" etc. Well, I did my best. Lock it, and I'll reveal all of our Ornotes. It's not worth it, Ian. You know it. I don't remember our secret orgnotes! Was that the one when you tried to explain to me how all heterosexual men have secret gay tendencies, and I said it just wouldn't work with two butch skinheads going out together? Oh no, I might have just imagined that. Shit. Ah! That was one of the less incriminating ones. I think we understand each other... very well. By the way, the healing process is pretty much the same when you pierce in that very special location. Be sure to let Matt know. | |
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Aerogram said: ian said: Aerogram said: ian said: Sorry all, I have to lock this thread because Aerogram is getting too close to the truth... psyche!
I've always wanted to use "psyche" in that annoying American sort of way - did I do it correctly? It's a bit like "I really like this thread... NOT" etc. Well, I did my best. Lock it, and I'll reveal all of our Ornotes. It's not worth it, Ian. You know it. I don't remember our secret orgnotes! Was that the one when you tried to explain to me how all heterosexual men have secret gay tendencies, and I said it just wouldn't work with two butch skinheads going out together? Oh no, I might have just imagined that. Shit. Ah! That was one of the less incriminating ones. I think we understand each other... very well. By the way, the healing process is pretty much the same when you pierce in that very special location. Be sure to let Matt know. I can't think of any response to this, so I'll give you a smiley instead. | |
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Other things to wonder about...
***The mysterious disappearance of Kellyanne McClure---her whereabouts are unknown,could this be a murder mystery?? ***The mysterious disappearance of "naysayers" like IrishEcho,Bart and EvilWhiteMale---have they left us and gone to Org Heaven,or are they being held hostage by the moderators?
***Whatever happened to Wellbeyond? ***On a recent thread,Moonbeam ("Mr.Nice Guy") was cursing.Could this be his evil twin?? ***The unexplained disappearance of Slag With Halloween just a few days away,these strange events are kinda creepy,dontcha think?? | |
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DavidEye said: Other things to wonder about...
***The mysterious disappearance of Kellyanne McClure---her whereabouts are unknown,could this be a murder mystery?? ***The mysterious disappearance of "naysayers" like IrishEcho,Bart and EvilWhiteMale---have they left us and gone to Org Heaven,or are they being held hostage by the moderators?
***Whatever happened to Wellbeyond? ***On a recent thread,Moonbeam ("Mr.Nice Guy") was cursing.Could this be his evil twin?? ***The unexplained disappearance of Slag With Halloween just a few days away,these strange events are kinda creepy,dontcha think?? Is this really you, David? If that is you, then why are you suddenly back in the GD after disappearing for at least a week or two? Prove it by completing the following sentence : "In the year 2000, I was such a rabid fan of a certain artist that I started using a new username, M___" | |
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DavidEye said: LMAOMLMAO is not the answer. You are clearly an imposter. Orgers, you have been warned. [This message was edited Fri Oct 18 4:03:58 PDT 2002 by Aerogram] | |
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25. Why is Oceana always starting new threads?
Correction, this now belongs to Natasha.. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: 25. Why is Oceana always starting new threads?
Correction, this now belongs to Natasha.. ...and any other bloodthirsty newbie that floats in... 
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AbucahX said: Damn, you have a lot of time on your hand.
YES HE HAVE LOT OF TIME ON HAND! YOU WOULD SHIT YOUR PANT! THAT OCEANA JOKE OK HERE GOOD QUESTION WHY AEROGRAM HAVE BIG PROBLEM WITH MONKEY? P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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Why all the fucking questions? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Aerogram said: 14. Which inverts decided to send pornographic video files to each other? No-one sent me any  Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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DavidEye said: ***On a recent thread,Moonbeam ("Mr.Nice Guy") was cursing.Could this be his evil twin??
It happens. | |
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Oh trust me, he swears like a trucker in person. His wholesomeness on this site is all an act. | |
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DavidEye said: Other things to wonder about...
***The mysterious disappearance of Kellyanne McClure---her whereabouts are unknown,could this be a murder mystery?? We can only hope...   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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AbucahX said: Damn, you have a lot of time on your hand. Don't worry, it doesn't take me very long to write a post or spot a plot.  | |
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POOK said: AbucahX said: Damn, you have a lot of time on your hand.
YES HE HAVE LOT OF TIME ON HAND! YOU WOULD SHIT YOUR PANT! THAT OCEANA JOKE OK HERE GOOD QUESTION WHY AEROGRAM HAVE BIG PROBLEM WITH MONKEY? I don't have a problem. You're a lovable institution. That's why you are in my parody of Soulpower's "55 Questions.." None of the statements are meant to be taken seriously. | |
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DavidEye said: ***The mysterious disappearance of Kellyanne McClure---her whereabouts are unknown,could this be a murder mystery?? No mystery there. Im a trainee physic U no. I spent hours the other day with my face pressed up against the monitor while drooling on the screen (which just happened to be coinsiding with nude pictures of Chaka Khan appearing on the screen) so I could pick up any physic clues as to her identity and whereabouts. And I discovered that she is infact a really offensive and crap and poorly punctuated journalist who spends all of her time ranting on about how bollox Prince has become. Yup, U heard it here first people. KellyAnne is C.J. 'Bitch'. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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