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Thread started 12/19/07 6:21pm

liberation

Parents...Santa isint real, stop the lies!

Stop telling your kids lies, tell them the truth...they'll learn soon enough and hate you for it.
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Reply #1 posted 12/19/07 6:22pm

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liberation said:

Stop telling your kids lies, tell them the truth...they'll learn soon enough and hate you for it.

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Reply #2 posted 12/19/07 6:22pm

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Reply #3 posted 12/19/07 6:23pm

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I found out in a horrid way!!!...i caught my parents putting the pressies under the tree om xmas morning.

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Reply #4 posted 12/19/07 6:23pm

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Reply #5 posted 12/19/07 6:24pm

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liberation said:

Stop telling your kids lies, tell them the truth...they'll learn soon enough and hate you for it.


I didn't mislead my children thumbs up!
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Reply #6 posted 12/19/07 6:24pm

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liberation said:

I found out in a horrid way!!!...i caught my parents putting the pressies under the tree om xmas morning.

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Wait...you hated your parents for putting presents under the tree? confuse
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Reply #7 posted 12/19/07 6:24pm

liberation

Don't laugh at my childhood trauma!! sad
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Reply #8 posted 12/19/07 6:25pm

liberation

Byron said:

liberation said:

I found out in a horrid way!!!...i caught my parents putting the pressies under the tree om xmas morning.

confused

Wait...you hated your parents for putting presents under the tree? confuse



No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl
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Reply #9 posted 12/19/07 6:26pm

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liberation said:

Don't laugh at my childhood trauma!! sad

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Reply #10 posted 12/19/07 6:26pm

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liberation said:

Don't laugh at my childhood trauma!! sad



because of it it has caused your obsession with nipples?
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Reply #11 posted 12/19/07 6:27pm

liberation

It made me hate xmas..... cry
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Reply #12 posted 12/19/07 6:27pm

Mach

liberation said:

Don't laugh at my childhood trauma!! sad


I was quite young when my older brothers made the "slip" - I remember feeling hurt

Thus - I made the choice as a parent not to mislead my children in that way
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Reply #13 posted 12/19/07 6:27pm

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liberation said:

Byron said:


Wait...you hated your parents for putting presents under the tree? confuse



No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl

Why does that sound kinky?... confused
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Reply #14 posted 12/19/07 6:28pm

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It made me hate xmas..... cry



and have an odd obsession with nipples.
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Reply #15 posted 12/19/07 6:29pm

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BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

liberation said:

It made me hate xmas..... cry



and have an odd obsession with nipples.


That came later.
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Reply #16 posted 12/19/07 6:29pm

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liberation said:




No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl

Why does that sound kinky?... confused


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Reply #17 posted 12/19/07 6:30pm

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Mach said:

liberation said:

Stop telling your kids lies, tell them the truth...they'll learn soon enough and hate you for it.


I didn't mislead my children thumbs up!

how did you do it?
my niece is about 4 and in school and they teach her this, and it's not like my sister wants to take her out of class for it - and she doesn't reinforce the idea at home
but khalida still believes lol
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Reply #18 posted 12/19/07 6:30pm

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Byron said:

liberation said:




No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl

Why does that sound kinky?... confused

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Reply #19 posted 12/19/07 6:31pm

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liberation said:

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:




and have an odd obsession with nipples.


That came later.


oh? did they take you to IHOP and hold up silver dollar pancakes up to their chest or something to that nature?
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Reply #20 posted 12/19/07 6:36pm

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BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

liberation said:



That came later.


oh? did they take you to IHOP and hold up silver dollar pancakes up to their chest or something to that nature?


The only one obsessed the nipples right now is you, sugarplum.
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Reply #21 posted 12/19/07 6:38pm

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liberation said:

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:



oh? did they take you to IHOP and hold up silver dollar pancakes up to their chest or something to that nature?


The only one obsessed the nipples right now is you, sugarplum.


nopers u started it..
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Reply #22 posted 12/19/07 6:38pm

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sammij said:

Mach said:



I didn't mislead my children thumbs up!

how did you do it?
my niece is about 4 and in school and they teach her this, and it's not like my sister wants to take her out of class for it - and she doesn't reinforce the idea at home
but khalida still believes lol


I explained the fairy tale ... and that Santa is an aspect that lives in us all ( gift giving ) - I didn't go overboard with the whole Santa cult concepts -
I taught my kids about all different holiday traditions - we celebrate Yule/Solstice more so then materialized Xmas type - it was hard in the very begining with the older kids because they had been told a whole different set of stories before I came into their lives so blending pre exsisting traditions with new ones when the little ones came along was actually a fun and expanding adventure

I had friends yrs ago that asked me NOT to visit during the holidays because I would not support their "lies" if the children asked what I believed - I can respect their choice though it still makes me laugh

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Reply #23 posted 12/19/07 6:39pm

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liberation said:



The only one obsessed the nipples right now is you, sugarplum.


nopers u started it..


Nada...you did.
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Reply #24 posted 12/19/07 6:39pm

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liberation said:

Byron said:


Wait...you hated your parents for putting presents under the tree? confuse



No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl



That really should be re-worded! lol
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Reply #25 posted 12/19/07 6:39pm

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liberation said:

Byron said:


Wait...you hated your parents for putting presents under the tree? confuse



No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl

And did he stop masturbating under your tree when you found out?
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Reply #26 posted 12/19/07 6:40pm

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MoniGram said:

liberation said:




No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl



That really should be re-worded! lol


How would that be funny? wink
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Reply #27 posted 12/19/07 6:40pm

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ArielB said:

liberation said:




No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl

And did he stop masturbating under your tree when you found out?



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Reply #28 posted 12/19/07 6:40pm

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liberation said:




No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl

And did he stop masturbating under your tree when you found out?


omg i shirley don't know what you mean confuse
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Reply #29 posted 12/19/07 6:40pm

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MoniGram said:

liberation said:




No, each year they told me i had to be good...or Santa wouldn't empty his sack under the tree. bawl



That really should be re-worded! lol

OMG falloff dirty minded Monigram giggle
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