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So if U had Santas job..... would you change anything? the outfit, the reindeers?
the 'naughty' list??? the method of transport??  | |
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I'd lay of all the elves, move to the Maledives and replace them with hot vertically challenged women. | |
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One4All4Ever said: I'd lay of all the elves, move to the Maledives and replace them with hot vertically challenged women.
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jami0mckay said: One4All4Ever said: I'd lay of all the elves, move to the Maledives and replace them with hot vertically challenged women.
apparently when naming something what it really is, modinatrix either snips ya or closes a thread. Oh yeah, Instead of running/sleighing around, I'd let my new subordinates host a television game that people can call into ... They have to guess car brands or cities starting with Istan ... I'm so totally 21st Century  | |
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One4All4Ever said: jami0mckay said: apparently when naming something what it really is, modinatrix either snips ya or closes a thread. Oh yeah, Instead of running/sleighing around, I'd let my new subordinates host a television game that people can call into ... They have to guess car brands or cities starting with Istan ... I'm so totally 21st Century can I just say the singing santa in my office that sings 'santa baby' gave me a nightmare last night 
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jami0mckay said: One4All4Ever said: apparently when naming something what it really is, modinatrix either snips ya or closes a thread. Oh yeah, Instead of running/sleighing around, I'd let my new subordinates host a television game that people can call into ... They have to guess car brands or cities starting with Istan ... I'm so totally 21st Century can I just say the singing santa in my office that sings 'santa baby' gave me a nightmare last night
He is not real Jamie ! | |
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One4All4Ever said: jami0mckay said: can I just say the singing santa in my office that sings 'santa baby' gave me a nightmare last night
He is not real Jamie ! santa or prince?? | |
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roodboi said: One4All4Ever said:
He is not real Jamie ! santa or prince??
Prince isn't real he's a myth, he was invented by a norwegian in 1652  | |
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roodboi said: One4All4Ever said:
He is not real Jamie ! santa or prince?? 
I just fired the latter. | |
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jami0mckay said: roodboi said: santa or prince??
Prince isn't real he's a myth, he was invented by a norwegian in 1652 fucker couldn't reach the stockings anyway... | |
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roodboi said: jami0mckay said:
Prince isn't real he's a myth, he was invented by a norwegian in 1652 fucker couldn't reach the stockings anyway...
I'm sure he's in Santa Claus The Movie | |
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jami0mckay said: roodboi said: fucker couldn't reach the stockings anyway...
I'm sure he's in Santa Claus The Movie he played the best reindeer turd ever!!! :academyaward: | |
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roodboi said: jami0mckay said:
I'm sure he's in Santa Claus The Movie he played the best reindeer turd ever!!! :academyaward:
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roodboi said: jami0mckay said:
Prince isn't real he's a myth, he was invented by a norwegian in 1652 fucker couldn't reach the stockings anyway...  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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I'd give myself more holidays from work  This is not an exit | |
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So if U had Santas job.....
 everyone would be so screwed  | |
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Mach said: So if U had Santas job.....
everyone would be so screwed | |
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Mach said: So if U had Santas job.....
everyone would be so screwed Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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If I had Santa's job,
I'd rob all of y'all. | |
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DanceWme said: If I had Santa's job,
I'd rob all of y'all. | |
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DanceWme said: If I had Santa's job,
I'd rob all of y'all.
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One4All4Ever said: DanceWme said: If I had Santa's job,
I'd rob all of y'all. well, ok not u. I'd just feel u up and make u scream my name. how bout them apples? | |
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jami0mckay said: DanceWme said: If I had Santa's job,
I'd rob all of y'all.
I wouldnt even go to Tyra's house. She might knock me out with her forhead. And that aint good  | |
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DanceWme said: One4All4Ever said: well, ok not u. I'd just feel u up and make u scream my name. how bout them apples? oh yeah 
We could be a '08 Bonnie & Clyde  | |
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One4All4Ever said: DanceWme said: well, ok not u. I'd just feel u up and make u scream my name. how bout them apples? oh yeah
We could be a '08 Bonnie & Clyde u could be Santa and i'll be ur ho ho ho | |
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DanceWme said: One4All4Ever said: oh yeah
We could be a '08 Bonnie & Clyde u could be Santa and i'll be ur ho ho ho Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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If I were Santa, I would keep the outfit but make it a sexy female version, complete with stockings and garter belt. I would make sure that people know I prefer chocolate milk. A lot more kids would get lumps of coal. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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One4All4Ever said: jami0mckay said: apparently when naming something what it really is, modinatrix either snips ya or closes a thread. |
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CarrieMpls said: One4All4Ever said: apparently when naming something what it really is, modinatrix either snips ya or closes a thread. 
you see ... political correctness takes me far  | |
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jami0mckay said: would you change anything? the outfit, the reindeers?
the 'naughty' list??? the method of transport?? Not a damn thing. SANTA....is perfect the way he is. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. | |
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