SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You opened the door and I just walked right in
And yes, the flesh ones are great aren't they?

paintedlady said:

Yes they are. I have no problem getting drilled by those ones

DanceWme said:

Well its a good thing he wasn't an ass scratcher

paintedlady said:

My dentist chipped my tooth. I was 13. All I said was "I hope you can fix that."
He never did.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

That would have made me mad!

Dendists have my picture on their walls, because as a kid, I punched one of them, kicked one in the nuts, and bit a finger of another.

I hate sharp pains, and my reflexes show it
[Edited 12/18/07 9:33am]

Bev, to be fair, most mothers would have done what your mother did. I should have warned you, dentists are nazis.

I went to this dentist for the first and last time.
Dude's fingers tasted like cigarettes through his gloves

Based on June7's thread http://prince.org/msg/100/255507, I thought I would start this one.

My bad experience happened when I was 12 years old. I was having a cavity filled and the dentist told me to open my mouth wider. I opened my mouth as wide as any 12 years old jaw would go.

Well my jaw was getting tired while he was working on my tooth and he stopped what he was doing and told me to open my mouth wide so I did. It was not good enough for him, he lost it. He slapped, that's right.... he slapped me across the face. I was shocked, scared and started to cry. After the dentist was done. I came out into the waiting area where my mother was waiting for me. I was crying and she asked me what was wrong. I told her.

My mother was fucking She gave him a peace of her mind and reported him to the dentistry association.

Right on mom!! Do not mess with mommy

We never went back there again. But from that day forward I hate going to the dentist and will only go when it get's to the point that I have no choice

I've been fairly lucky as procedures go. But I've had a few dentists with HORRIBLE breath!

Also, I had this one dentist who kept saying the most sacrilegious things: He kept telling distasteful religious jokes and he boasted the work he was doing on my crowns would be so convincingly real-looking that "God wouldn't even know."

I kept hoping the lightening would strike only after I left the office.

luv4u said:

That's assault... on a minor, no less. AFTER I kicked his *ss and firebombed his Mercedes, I'd have filed a report with the cops and sued the pants off that guy.





...Then I would have repented, of course.
[Edited 12/18/07 19:14pm]

ArielB said:

Lammastide said:

It would have fucking been Kill Bill in that office that afternoon. He could take his pick between Vernita Green or Oi Ren