Odd funny and true

Friday night I went out with Sr Ghana, Nvc Sr Pixe, Guard Peter
Beater and Guard Whip-hir to hang out with Novice Guard Garter Well from SF.

I got ready at home and walked down the street to Peter's apartment and
waited for Sr Ghana to come pick us up. We were driving down
University to Urban Mo's and as we were crossing the intersection of 4th and
University police lights went off behind us and we got pulled over. We
all look at each and say we don't want to go to jail in face. There was
two police officers in the car and they got out. Then one car pulled
up across the street from us, and I think one ended up in front of us
as well. One police officer walks up to us very slowly checking us all
out and then comes to the window. He asks "Why are you guys dressed
this way?" In unison we reply "We're Sisters!" The police officer than
asks again. Apparently he isn't familar with us, even though we are
out in his beat every weekend. Sr Ghana asked him want he wanted to
know. "There have been alot of attacks and robberies lately and you appear
to be suspicious dressed up like that," was his response. We
looked at each other and Sr Ghana replied, "We do fundraising, chairty
work, and bar outreach where we take condoms and safety cards about
how to get home safely to the people we visit." He asked Sr Ghana for
his ID and he took back to the his patrol car. He came back and said we
could go.

We spent the rest of the night handing out condoms, and a good time was
had by all.

Thank God you didn't have to beat no bitchasses in jail

oh my, but what pretty mug shots that would have been!!



well, thank goodness that was the extent of the excitement!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that would have been too scary. i might have had a heart attack on the way.

emm said:

bad lighting and clown makeup doesn't make for a good shot

that was all total bullshit. he had absolutely nothing else to do. they knew damn well you didn't look suspicious. thats the kind of shit that really pisses me off royally

heybaby said:

Yep I agree!

dang. glad it wasn't more serious. were any of you wearing a black hoodie??

MoniGram said:

I agree with you guys too. Suspicious? That's one lame excuse.

Did they sing Roxanne ? Cuz when they stopped over here in Antwerp, they didn't even sing their most famous song.

fa that !

SDPD has been rather weird lately. They must have hired a whole new crop to replace the veterans that went to greener pastures.