FuNkeNsteiN said:

I know, but it is true.

I clean everything with baby wipes EVERYTHING, like the kitchen and bathroom

re-enact super star scenes

I tear the crust off of my bread before eating sandwiches and eat the crust first.

If I'm eating a pie, I save the crust for last even if it means tearing the whole thing apart only to set the crust aside in pieces for after I'm finished with the rest.

I count my steps in fours (I've heard that others do this, but I don't know for sure).

There are certain pieces of clothing that, even though they would technically go with certain other things, I refuse to wear together. I have not figured out the pattern behind this. Maybe sometime.

Actually most of my weird behaviors have to do with food. Like eating all things separately, mixing other things together, eating cheese off pizza with a fork before eating the crust by hand...

i always have to eat cabbage in whatever form..
pickled, stir-fry with peppers.
i mean i like to cabbage, like breakfast to lunch.

i like a room to be real cold, like i can be real cold, but i want to room to be frozen, i hate stuffiness.

i like to ramble about things i find fascinating.
i have an odd thing for eyes, i buy eye related things..i dunno..

weirdos, all of you!

ArielB said:

humans in general are weird

Pick girlfriends who have disturbing quirks:

Like the one who would remove all the ad pages from her magazines. She would do this at home, at airports, on transcontinental flights ... Weirded folks out. She just seemed to really, really prefer the lighter, ad-free magazines...

Or like the one who ate mostly cereal (regardless of the time of day), had a weird attachment to postal worker uniforms and picked the skin off her fingertips until they'd bleed.

Yeah. And, folks ask me why I'm not married yet...

ThreadBare said:

i used to do that. it was a nervous stress thing for me. i've mostly stopped now though!

evenstar said:

Yeah, it was the same for her. I hope. I think. I didn't stick around to determine, though...

ThreadBare said:

you just gotta find the one with weird quirks you like, i think.

evenstar said:

Yeah. That's the tricky part.

ThreadBare said:

thready how do you eat your pizza?

I regularly sit with my left hand in my crotch. Just feels comfortable.

heybaby said:

Uh, with my mouth?

ThreadBare said:

you don't fold it do you?

heybaby said:

heybaby said:

Sometimes, if it's really greasy. Otherwise, I eat it fairly flat.

Are you a folder? I learned about that folding stuff from some of my NY/NJ buds in college.

ThreadBare said:

you fold? ugh! thats okay

directions:
start at the very triangular end
take even bites starting at the right and alternating back and forth evenly
until you get to the crust then you can start eating the crust length wise-NO FOLDING!

heybaby said:

OK.

#1 -- ISSUES.

#2 -- I only fold if it's greasy. It's a necessity, if the pizza's greasy. Otherwise, I eat it the "normal" way.

#3 -- ?uest always folds.

as for my future boyfriend i will just have to 'change' him

i had to rock some immodium this morning so i can tell you one thing i'm NOT doing regularly.

i needed others to share my pain

There, there.

I knew someone would bring up regularity sooner or later...


There, there.

ThreadBare said:

it took over 80 posts to get there. i should get some kind of prize.




uh, i just opened myself up for a really crappy joke, didn't i?



see, i did it again

liberation said:

i do that with mars bars

Anxiety said:

It's like you have diarrhea of the mouth.

Potty mouth.

I must have a tube of Chap Stick Original on my person at all times.

AnalinGus said:

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