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What was the worst thing... In tradition of Dex's threads...
What was the worst thing you've ever done to someone? | |
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strangled a drunken fool at a concert. [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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hmmmmm....the worst? Gosh...its so hard to choose
There was this chick who was my age (Stacy) and her snotty nosed sister who used to pick on my baby sister every time they saw her. Most days Stacy made her way to the corner store for candy. One day, I decided to wait on a walkway where she couldn't see me. When she approached, I stepped from behind a big bush with a big stick in my hand and threatened her. I didn't really want to bash her head in, and she was wearing a sun dress. So I made her remove her panties. I picked them up with a stick, put them in mud, and made her put her panties back on, all while her little sister watched.  Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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sammij said: strangled a drunken fool at a concert.
 What happened?! Spill it! | |
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StillGotIt said: hmmmmm....the worst? Gosh...its so hard to choose
There was this chick who was my age (Stacy) and her snotty nosed sister who used to pick on my baby sister every time they saw her. Most days Stacy made her way to the corner store for candy. One day, I decided to wait on a walkway where she couldn't see me. When she approached, I stepped from behind a big bush with a big stick in my hand and threatened her. I didn't really want to bash her head in, and she was wearing a sun dress. So I made her remove her panties. I picked them up with a stick, put them in mud, and made her put her panties back on, all while her little sister watched. NO you B*!CH! The worst thing you ever did was talking me into swinging on an old rope over some 6' tall stinging nettle.... the rope broke and my little ass fell right in the middle of the ginormous weed patch, and did you help me? DID YOU?! NO, you didn't you mutherf!@@#$#!!!! You just ran away from me laughing while my skin was on fire!!! I was wearing only those teeny running sorts and a tank at the time too.   | |
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StillGotIt said: hmmmmm....the worst? Gosh...its so hard to choose
There was this chick who was my age (Stacy) and her snotty nosed sister who used to pick on my baby sister every time they saw her. Most days Stacy made her way to the corner store for candy. One day, I decided to wait on a walkway where she couldn't see me. When she approached, I stepped from behind a big bush with a big stick in my hand and threatened her. I didn't really want to bash her head in, and she was wearing a sun dress. So I made her remove her panties. I picked them up with a stick, put them in mud, and made her put her panties back on, all while her little sister watched. 
DAMN!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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paintedlady said: sammij said: strangled a drunken fool at a concert.
What happened?! Spill it!he was groping some people around me, and me and yelling, burping and shouting right in my ear while shoving us into the gardrails at the front so i reached around and grabbed his neck and pushed him back by the neck while squeezing and yelling out "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" repeatedly. he backed off [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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mixing up cement and smearing it all over a neighbour's brand new alfa  | |
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sammij said: paintedlady said: What happened?! Spill it!he was groping some people around me, and me and yelling, burping and shouting right in my ear while shoving us into the gardrails at the front so i reached around and grabbed his neck and pushed him back by the neck while squeezing and yelling out "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" repeatedly. he backed off  serves him right! I ain't messing with you... | |
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ZombieKitten said: mixing up cement and smearing it all over a neighbour's brand new alfa
I ain't ever messing with you either | |
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paintedlady said: sammij said: he was groping some people around me, and me and yelling, burping and shouting right in my ear while shoving us into the gardrails at the front so i reached around and grabbed his neck and pushed him back by the neck while squeezing and yelling out "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" repeatedly. he backed off serves him right! I ain't messing with you... [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Probably some form of rape.  | |
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Cinnie said: Probably some form of rape.
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I strangled this girl in school bcuz she made me fall, so I threw her over the desk and wrapped my hands around her neck until something in my head said "Bitch, stop actin' crazy"!
I think she had asthma also!!! 
Or was that the worst thing....  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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paintedlady said: StillGotIt said: hmmmmm....the worst? Gosh...its so hard to choose
There was this chick who was my age (Stacy) and her snotty nosed sister who used to pick on my baby sister every time they saw her. Most days Stacy made her way to the corner store for candy. One day, I decided to wait on a walkway where she couldn't see me. When she approached, I stepped from behind a big bush with a big stick in my hand and threatened her. I didn't really want to bash her head in, and she was wearing a sun dress. So I made her remove her panties. I picked them up with a stick, put them in mud, and made her put her panties back on, all while her little sister watched. NO you B*!CH! The worst thing you ever did was talking me into swinging on an old rope over some 6' tall stinging nettle.... the rope broke and my little ass fell right in the middle of the ginormous weed patch, and did you help me? DID YOU?! NO, you didn't you mutherf!@@#$#!!!! You just ran away from me laughing while my skin was on fire!!! I was wearing only those teeny running sorts and a tank at the time too.  you looked crazy with all that rash on you....at least I didn't visit you for a long long time 
ummmmm....now that I think of it...the worst thing I ever did was accidentally set that huge fire..... [Edited 12/16/07 22:06pm] Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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Cinnie said: Probably some form of rape.
Animal, plant or mineral? | |
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paintedlady said: Cinnie said: Probably some form of rape.
Animal, plant or mineral? plant 
"Can.O., L-A." (Canadian Oilseed, Low-Acid) | |
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KidaDynamite said: I strangled this girl in school bcuz she made me fall, so I threw her over the desk and wrapped my hands around her neck until something in my head said "Bitch, stop actin' crazy"!
I think she had asthma also!!!
Or was that the worst thing.... I love this | |
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StillGotIt said: paintedlady said: NO you B*!CH! The worst thing you ever did was talking me into swinging on an old rope over some 6' tall stinging nettle.... the rope broke and my little ass fell right in the middle of the ginormous weed patch, and did you help me? DID YOU?! NO, you didn't you mutherf!@@#$#!!!! You just ran away from me laughing while my skin was on fire!!! I was wearing only those teeny running sorts and a tank at the time too. you looked crazy with all that rash on you....at least I didn't visit you for a long long time :fall off:
ummmmm....now that I think of it...the worst thing I ever did was accidentally set that huge fire..... That was arson, and the police never caught you. Oh, BTW Kida, this is the crazy bitch I think I told you about, my best friend, we became friends when I slapped her little sister. I slapped her so hard she fell out of a tire swing and slid on to the sand with her bony legs in the air. | |
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Cinnie said: paintedlady said: Animal, plant or mineral? plant
"Can.O., L-A." (Canadian Oilseed, Low-Acid)  Blooms must have been pretty | |
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Man all I can really think of is trying to land punches on people but they were pretty pitiful | |
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KidaDynamite said: I strangled this girl in school bcuz she made me fall, so I threw her over the desk and wrapped my hands around her neck until something in my head said "Bitch, stop actin' crazy"!
I think she had asthma also!!!
Or was that the worst thing.... Maybe you threw her inhaler out the window afterward?  | |
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Cinnie said: Man all I can really think of is trying to land punches on people but they were pretty pitiful
No fun in beating someone to death if they won't squirm a little | |
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paintedlady said: StillGotIt said: you looked crazy with all that rash on you....at least I didn't visit you for a long long time :fall off:
ummmmm....now that I think of it...the worst thing I ever did was accidentally set that huge fire..... That was arson, and the police never caught you. Oh, BTW Kida, this is the crazy bitch I think I told you about, my best friend, we became friends when I slapped her little sister. I slapped her so hard she fell out of a tire swing and slid on to the sand with her bony legs in the air. Good Lawd!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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ZombieKitten said: mixing up cement and smearing it all over a neighbour's brand new alfa
this sounds fun, i've never raised hell like that! | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said: I strangled this girl in school bcuz she made me fall, so I threw her over the desk and wrapped my hands around her neck until something in my head said "Bitch, stop actin' crazy"!
I think she had asthma also!!!
Or was that the worst thing.... Maybe you threw her inhaler out the window afterward? Naw I wouldn't do that after I had just got finished squeezing the air out of her.
What really was on my mind was the boy that had liked me and that I liked also said he put money on the girl to whup my ass....just to get me mad  I should have knocked his crosseyed ass to the pavement just for being a smartass! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: Maybe you threw her inhaler out the window afterward? Naw I wouldn't do that after I had just got finished squeezing the air out of her.
What really was on my mind was the boy that had liked me and that I liked also said he put money on the girl to whup my ass....just to get me mad I should have knocked his crosseyed ass to the pavement just for being a smartass! Well good for you for not giving him da poosay
although it probably would of straighten out his eyes.... | |
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StillGotIt said: hmmmmm....the worst? Gosh...its so hard to choose
There was this chick who was my age (Stacy) and her snotty nosed sister who used to pick on my baby sister every time they saw her. Most days Stacy made her way to the corner store for candy. One day, I decided to wait on a walkway where she couldn't see me. When she approached, I stepped from behind a big bush with a big stick in my hand and threatened her. I didn't really want to bash her head in, and she was wearing a sun dress. So I made her remove her panties. I picked them up with a stick, put them in mud, and made her put her panties back on, all while her little sister watched. hold up, I just read this story - it is the craziest one!!!  | |
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Cinnie said: ZombieKitten said: mixing up cement and smearing it all over a neighbour's brand new alfa
this sounds fun, i've never raised hell like that! the guy had been waxing it so often it didn't even get scratched | |
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paintedlady said: StillGotIt said: you looked crazy with all that rash on you....at least I didn't visit you for a long long time :fall off:
ummmmm....now that I think of it...the worst thing I ever did was accidentally set that huge fire..... That was arson, and the police never caught you. Oh, BTW Kida, this is the crazy bitch I think I told you about, my best friend, we became friends when I slapped her little sister. I slapped her so hard she fell out of a tire swing and slid on to the sand with her bony legs in the air.
yep...knocked that little sister monkey right off my back and was balsy enough to come up to me after you did it. After that, I knew you had friend potential....so, in honor of your extreme bravery, i decided not to fight you or burn down your building.  Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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