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Ever got offered a hand job at a massage session? ![]() | |
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yeh but i be like "you didnt rinse your hands off in the toilet did you? no? cool" | |
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Christopher said: yeh but i be like "you didnt rinse your hands off in the toilet did you? no? cool"
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about 2 weeks ago my friend and i were walking into town
after we'd been to a restaurant and we passed this realy sinister looking "massage" parlour. we were kind of wondering the opposite since we both had an urge for a massage but could do without the hand job. ![]() and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Nope. But I was offered a massage during a hand job session.
Not cool. [Edited 12/12/07 6:51am] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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see that's why i hate massages. i mean i love them but can't freakin have them. ![]() | |
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PricelessHo said: ![]() You offering? "Waiting to be banned" | |
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One time I walked into this restaurant and the menu was:
Hot dogs $3 Cheeseburgers $5 Hand Jobs $10 I asked the pretty girl behind the counter if she was the one who gave the hand jobs. "Yesssss," she purred. So I said, "Go wash your hands and then make me a cheeseburger". | |
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RodeoSchro said: One time I walked into this restaurant and the menu was:
Hot dogs $3 Cheeseburgers $5 Hand Jobs $10 That restaurant is rather pricey. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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liberation said: PricelessHo said: ![]() You offering? nop, but now i'm pondering ![]() | |
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RodeoSchro said: One time I walked into this restaurant and the menu was:
Hot dogs $3 Cheeseburgers $5 Hand Jobs $10 I asked the pretty girl behind the counter if she was the one who gave the hand jobs. "Yesssss," she purred. So I said, "Go wash your hands and then make me a cheeseburger". ![]() | |
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No, but got quite a few offers at the bus station once ![]() | |
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Byron said: No, but got quite a few offers at the bus station once
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DanceWme said: Byron said: No, but got quite a few offers at the bus station once
![]() ![]() You just couldn't take "no" for an answer, could you... ![]() | |
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Byron said: DanceWme said: ![]() You just couldn't take "no" for an answer, could you... ![]() u embarassed me by yelling. we could've dealt with this calm and like adults ![]() [Edited 12/12/07 8:18am] | |
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DanceWme said: Byron said: You just couldn't take "no" for an answer, could you... ![]() u embarassed me by yelling. we could've dealt with this calm and like adults ![]() ![]() | |
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I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead. ![]() | |
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retina said: I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead.
![]() thing is it's the fact that it's a stranger touching me oohh boyyy it's so uncomfortable ![]() | |
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RodeoSchro said: One time I walked into this restaurant and the menu was:
Hot dogs $3 Cheeseburgers $5 Hand Jobs $10 I asked the pretty girl behind the counter if she was the one who gave the hand jobs. "Yesssss," she purred. So I said, "Go wash your hands and then make me a cheeseburger". Ummmmm.....where was this '''''restaurant" ? Just curious.... ![]() | |
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To answer the question....no.....
I have had quite a few massages over the years....no offers though... ![]() | |
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retina said: I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead.
![]() And that sir, makes it hot for us readers.....I thank you. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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PricelessHo said: retina said: I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead.
![]() thing is it's the fact that it's a stranger touching me oohh boyyy it's so uncomfortable ![]() So you never ever get intimate with someone you've just met? I don't have a problem with it being a stranger, it just depends more specifically on who it is. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: retina said: I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead.
![]() And that sir, makes it hot for us readers.....I thank you. ![]() I really hope you didn't take offense. I'm sure you'd feel similarly if someone you didn't connect with sexually would touch you all over. Or maybe I'm wrong. ![]() | |
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how about having your dear friend's boyfriend (a massage therapist) giving you a massage? that was all kinds of weird. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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retina said: I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead.
![]() I've been massaged by men, and it made me slightly uncomfortable, too. I don't get all hot for a woman massaging me, but I can definitely relax more and enjoy it. I know it's ridiculous, but then I'm paying a lot of money for a massage, I don't think that's the time to address any psychological issues. I just want to relax! My Legacy
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retina said: I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead.
![]() Interestingly, I'd feel more comfortable with a woman than a man too. |
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CarrieMpls said: retina said: I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead.
![]() Interestingly, I'd feel more comfortable with a woman than a man too. I don't think you're alone. Probably most female massage therapists would rather massage women! Who want to touch a yucky ol' man! ew! My Legacy
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retina said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: And that sir, makes it hot for us readers.....I thank you. ![]() I really hope you didn't take offense. I'm sure you'd feel similarly if someone you didn't connect with sexually would touch you all over. Or maybe I'm wrong. ![]() Oh no. You can never offend me. My good friend is an aesthetician. She gives me massages and it WAS kinda weird at first. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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My friend was at a thai massage parlor, and after the massage the girl turned him over and said: handjob 100, blowjob 350..
My friend saved money during the next month and got the blowjob... ![]() Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy. ![]() | |
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Mushanga said: My friend was at a thai massage parlor, and after the massage the girl turned him over and said: handjob 100, blowjob 350..
My friend saved money during the next month and got the blowjob... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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