There is this guy I have known for a couple years at bingo and he's in his 50s and has the typical beer gut thing going on. I figured he just had some weight on him but the doctors found, and removed, a 30 pound tumor that was growing on his liver. I have seen him just the other day and he more or less has a flat stomach! I don't know how you'd kind of determine whether or not you simply gained weight or had something like a tumor growing in you but something to think about.

Just an fyi.....

I'd rather be fat, thank you

i knew this one lady with a big fat beer gut and she went to the hospital and they took a baby out of her stomach!

Anxiety said:

She ate a baby?

Im not fat, I just ate alot of cake.

And gum.

GUM.

Anxiety said:

Steadwood said:

swallowed it whole, she did.

I think my tumor is keeping me from reaching my full potential.

This is a public service announcement!

NDRU said:

you need to grab that tumor and just SMACK IT, then

I tried to tell my dr that I had a tumor in my stomach. She quickly told me it was just fat. I had a 15 pound weight gain this year. I'm still not convinced that it's not that pesky stomach tumor.

JuliePurplehead said:

someone fed you a magic egg. there's a witch growing in your stomach. tell your doctor THAT.

so if you have a fat ass thats mean you have a tumor on your ass?

Anxiety said:

Come to think of it, a wizard did give me an egg last spring.....

baroque said:

or it could be common ass pregnancy.

Anxiety said:

they shoulda made her do sit-ups.

Anxiety said:

lol..so having gas could be the baby kicking?

baroque said:

FACT: i read a story - well okay, i didn't read it, i made it up, but that doesn't mean it can't be true - but someone thought they had gas and what had really happened was that they had ass pregnancy and the baby had gotten hold of some jazz cigarettes and had developed a smoking habit en rectus, and what the person thought was chronic flatulence was actually an anal fetus blowing smoke out their ass. so be careful.
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Anxiety said:

You Crazy, Anx!

Anxiety said:

I don't think that IS very common

ZombieKitten said:

though it doesn't keep folks from trying!

ZombieKitten said:

there are few variants of ass pregnancy, so if you got it, it's common to matters of pregnancy of the ass. that's what my desk reference guide says. i just pencilled it in myself, i should know.

Anxiety said:

I guess, that makes you the expert, who am I to argue

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

The one they removed from my brother's belly 5 yrs ago was 15 lbs

ZombieKitten said:

why, you're zombiekitten!

Anxiety said:

exactly my point! not one to argue

Ummmmm.....Thank You.....

Anxiety said: