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Reply #30 posted 12/12/07 2:14pm

PricelessHo

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retina said:

PricelessHo said:



thing is it's the fact that it's a stranger touching me oohh boyyy it's so uncomfortable disbelief


So you never ever get intimate with someone you've just met? I don't have a problem with it being a stranger, it just depends more specifically on who it is.


yea i can't. takes me a while to warm up.
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Reply #31 posted 12/12/07 2:29pm

Ottensen

Nope. But I do know from working overseas that they're common in certain big cities, prticularly Tokyo. It's all out in the open though, and they advertise the service the way we in the west receive mail flyers for fast food lol. They're common for both men and women. But female clients have the option to be stimulated manually or mechanically. You can even get special discounts during lunchtime or after work, sort of like a lunch special or happy hour kind of deal. lol
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Reply #32 posted 12/12/07 4:30pm

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I give massage and not one of my clients has offered pout


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Reply #33 posted 12/12/07 9:00pm

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i venture into gd to look for the america's next top model results thread and this is what i find.

pout
Space for sale...
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Reply #34 posted 12/12/07 9:04pm

roodboi

happy endings...mushy
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Reply #35 posted 12/12/07 9:20pm

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PricelessHo said:

hmmm


Nope!

Whap!

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Reply #36 posted 12/12/07 10:36pm

ZombieKitten

I would think it an amazing thing to pay for a hand-job but be offered a whole massage

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Reply #37 posted 12/12/07 10:51pm

JustErin

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retina said:

I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead. confused My back was so sore that I went along with it. As most of you know I'm not homophobic in the slightest but I gotta say, it weirded me out to have a guy's hands all over me, even more than I thought it would.


But what we all really wanna know is...

























did it move?
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Reply #38 posted 12/13/07 12:16am

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JustErin said:

retina said:

I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead. confused My back was so sore that I went along with it. As most of you know I'm not homophobic in the slightest but I gotta say, it weirded me out to have a guy's hands all over me, even more than I thought it would.


But what we all really wanna know is...

























did it move?


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Reply #39 posted 12/13/07 6:20am

retina

NDRU said:

retina said:

I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead. confused My back was so sore that I went along with it. As most of you know I'm not homophobic in the slightest but I gotta say, it weirded me out to have a guy's hands all over me, even more than I thought it would.


I've been massaged by men, and it made me slightly uncomfortable, too.

I don't get all hot for a woman massaging me, but I can definitely relax more and enjoy it.

I know it's ridiculous, but then I'm paying a lot of money for a massage, I don't think that's the time to address any psychological issues. I just want to relax!


nod My sentiments exactly.
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Reply #40 posted 12/13/07 6:25am

retina

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retina said:

I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead. confused My back was so sore that I went along with it. As most of you know I'm not homophobic in the slightest but I gotta say, it weirded me out to have a guy's hands all over me, even more than I thought it would.

Interestingly, I'd feel more comfortable with a woman than a man too.


I've heard other women say that too. I guess a man is more "threatening" in general, especially if the massagee is a woman. A female masseuse's gentle presence and touch make it easier for everybody to relax.
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Reply #41 posted 12/13/07 6:26am

retina

JustErin said:

retina said:

I've only been massaged by a professional once, and it was at a serious establishment. I was booked in with "Anna" but then when I got there they told me that Anna was sick and that Mikael would take care of me instead. confused My back was so sore that I went along with it. As most of you know I'm not homophobic in the slightest but I gotta say, it weirded me out to have a guy's hands all over me, even more than I thought it would.


But what we all really wanna know is...

























did it move?


His? Yeah, probably. Let's hope that really was massage oil that was sprayed on my back... confused
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Reply #42 posted 12/13/07 6:28am

JustErin

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retina said:

JustErin said:



But what we all really wanna know is...

did it move?


His? Yeah, probably. Let's hope that really was massage oil that was sprayed on my back... confused


No dude. Not him, you.


"It moved"
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Reply #43 posted 12/13/07 6:29am

FuNkeNsteiN

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Mushanga said:

My friend was at a thai massage parlor, and after the massage the girl turned him over and said: handjob 100, blowjob 350..



My friend saved money during the next month and got the blowjob... neutral So sad..

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That's an expensive blowjob, by the way. No way in hell am I paying someone 350€ to suck my dick confused
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Reply #44 posted 12/13/07 6:31am

PricelessHo

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JustErin said:




"It moved"


classic moment
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Reply #45 posted 12/13/07 8:05am

Sinister

Steadwood said:


I give massage and not one of my clients has offered pout


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It's all in the delivery Stead..you have to phrase it a certain way...Simply say

Stead - "Epp opp ork ah ah..."

Client - "What?"

Stead - "Im sorry you don't understand? I said eep opp ork ah ah"

Client - "What does that mean?"

Stead - "Oh that is Jetsons for can I rub your crotch?"

Say that and you in like flin my friend... nod
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Reply #46 posted 12/13/07 9:17am

retina

JustErin said:

retina said:



His? Yeah, probably. Let's hope that really was massage oil that was sprayed on my back... confused


No dude. Not him, you.


"It moved"


Popcultural references. disbelief
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Reply #47 posted 12/13/07 10:48am

heybaby

retina said:

JustErin said:



No dude. Not him, you.


"It moved"


Popcultural references. disbelief


thats not the answer to the question lol
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Reply #48 posted 12/13/07 10:55am

retina

heybaby said:

retina said:



Popcultural references. disbelief


thats not the answer to the question lol


Fine, it didn't move! It was an inanimate penis in a state of non-movement and lacked any geographical displacement whatsoever. Okay?

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Reply #49 posted 12/13/07 10:58am

heybaby

retina said:

heybaby said:



thats not the answer to the question lol


Fine, it didn't move! It was an inanimate penis in a state of non-movement and lacked any geographical displacement whatsoever. Okay?

smile


ok fine batting eyes
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Reply #50 posted 12/13/07 11:02am

retina

heybaby said:

retina said:



Fine, it didn't move! It was an inanimate penis in a state of non-movement and lacked any geographical displacement whatsoever. Okay?

smile


ok fine batting eyes


If however you would give me a massage, that would be a whole different story. batting eyes
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Reply #51 posted 12/13/07 11:10am

heybaby

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Reply #52 posted 12/13/07 11:12am

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heybaby said:

razz


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Reply #53 posted 12/13/07 11:35am

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FuNkeNsteiN said:

Mushanga said:

My friend was at a thai massage parlor, and after the massage the girl turned him over and said: handjob 100, blowjob 350..



My friend saved money during the next month and got the blowjob... neutral So sad..

falloff falloff

That's an expensive blowjob, by the way. No way in hell am I paying someone 350€ to suck my dick confused

It was expensive, and I make fun of him every once in a while, but he seems proud of it.. confused

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