Just failed my driving test for the second time.

But I shouldn't have.

Even my instructor was pissed.

Although I'm not, just mildly frustrated.

benyamin said:

you'll get there in the end.

On the plus side I found out that this man lives in my airing cupboard.

Is that why I'm here? To be forever branded a laughing stock through colloquial terminology? Anyway. I've got another test today, my fifth. I'll let you all know later as I'm sure you're on tenderhooks.

jami0mckay said:

Oh my god.

Number23 said:

If you don't pass 5th attempt you're officially the slowest ever.

Every member of my family passed 3rd time after eating a king size mars bar.

I think I will be identical.

I failed this time for "incorrect response" to a woman pulling out of a parked position without indicating. She surprised me. I emergency stopped. she GOT OUT WALKED OVER AND SAID SORRY. AND HE FAILED ME FOR INCORRECT RESPONSE.

My driving instructor had stern words with him, and his twattish response was "What's done is done." Cunt.

i almost crashed my first test. passed my second.

benyamin said:

What would have been the RIGHT RESPONSE?
You're welcome?

And what's wrong with British men today?
failing driving tests like women?

Well. better luck next time

benyamin said:

how many can you miss before you fail? here its 15 minor errors and of course one major and you auto-fail.

PANDURITO said:

Exactly! What a nob!

Christopher said:

It's 1 major and 5 minors.

However, what constitutes a major in England is different from American majors. e.g. Stopping on any form of pedestrian crossing = fail in england. Err, not looking left at the end of a turn in the road = fail.

Number23 said:

Good luck Billy