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I'm making a celebrity sex tape! Shit, it seems to be working for everyone else...so why not me?
I need some cash and my ego needs topping up, i'm not bad in the sack...well, so i've been told 
I got some moves to  ...though i need a hook!, anyone have any suggestions?
How much you think i'd get for it? "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Go with Roseanne. I'm telling you, it'll become a huge story. | |
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Sex tapes only turn girls into celebrities.
Unless you're caught on tape with an underage girl or your high-school coach. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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What?...why does it only work for women? "Waiting to be banned" | |
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liberation said: What?...why does it only work for women?
Show me one guy that became famous for making a non-gay sex tape. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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liberation said: Shit, it seems to be working for everyone else...so why not me?
I need some cash and my ego needs topping up, i'm not bad in the sack...well, so i've been told
I got some moves to ...though i need a hook!, anyone have any suggestions?
How much you think i'd get for it? great idea!  but you will have to become a celeb first somehow - can you play football? or sing? | |
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fred durst made one and, well... 
colin farrel had one and it led to him getting the nickname "teh pen0r". if that's the tradition you want to be part of, live the fuckin dream dude | |
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I am a celebrity!...of sorts ....i am!!!!!  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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liberation said: I am a celebrity!...of sorts ....i am!!!!!
Tape your sex with him and yer a star.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Yeah and people can send you a stack of CDR's. You can make them copies with postage. Great, marketing. | |
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If you do it, I will bootleg them!
Ha! | |
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you'd be more successful if you made a decent mixtape and sold it outta the trunk of your car...master p style...
no P in you edit... [Edited 12/10/07 18:30pm] | |
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Maybe you can hook up with one of the Golden Girls. That might intrigue people enough. I would suggest Betty White. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: Maybe you can hook up with one of the Golden Girls. That might intrigue people enough. I would suggest Betty White.
 I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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JuliePurplehead said: Maybe you can hook up with one of the Golden Girls. That might intrigue people enough. I would suggest Betty White.
if he did a threesome sex tape with little richard and mrs. garrett from "facts of life", i'd pay good money for that. i'd hold viewing parties. hell, i'd print out screen captures and sell a calendar from it. | |
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july said: Yeah and people can send you a stack of CDR's. You can make them copies with postage. Great, marketing.
Would you shut the fuck up, for once!
Talk about BLANTANT bias, you're SUPPOSED to be impartial dumbass. "Waiting to be banned" | |
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How about an Org sex tape, get a few bodies together...throw in a tub of green gello.....  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Can u do it before christmas and send me a copy just in time?  | |
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Anxiety said: JuliePurplehead said: Maybe you can hook up with one of the Golden Girls. That might intrigue people enough. I would suggest Betty White.
if he did a threesome sex tape with little richard and mrs. garrett from "facts of life", i'd pay good money for that. i'd hold viewing parties. hell, i'd print out screen captures and sell a calendar from it.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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DanceWme said: Can u do it before christmas and send me a copy just in time?
I need time to store up some man juice  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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liberation said: DanceWme said: Can u do it before christmas and send me a copy just in time?
I need time to store up some man juice Can i be in the tape? | |
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DanceWme said: liberation said: I need time to store up some man juice Can i be in the tape? Do you have an gello? "Waiting to be banned" | |
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DanceWme said: liberation said: I need time to store up some man juice Can i be in the tape? 
You never ask to be in a sex tape. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Let the girl be!...if she's confident to strut her stuff on camera...why not?
Hell Erin has already done it! "Waiting to be banned" | |
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liberation said: DanceWme said: Can i be in the tape? Do you have an gello? what.the.fuck.is gello? do u mean jello?  | |
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rushing07 said: DanceWme said: Can i be in the tape?
You never ask to be in a sex tape. y not? | |
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adding an gello into a sex tape is SO 2005.  | |
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Anxiety said: adding an gello into a sex tape is SO 2005.
he probably meant a guy called Angelo | |
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liberation said: july said: Yeah and people can send you a stack of CDR's. You can make them copies with postage. Great, marketing.
Would you shut the fuck up, for once!
Talk about BLANTANT bias, you're SUPPOSED to be impartial dumbass. I'm not bias. I'm impartially for it. | |
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DanceWme said: liberation said: Do you have an gello? what.the.fuck.is gello? do u mean jello? We spell it gello over here, actually thats not true...i'm just stupid  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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