y'all can call me mean, stupid, whatever.

This is some of the funniest shit i've ever heard!!!!!

1. Cuz he's a cop
2. Cuz he's seriously baked and think they're dying
And 3. The operator is asking 3 million questions

I think I'm dying--I think I'm dead.

THC overdose is no joke. It's obviously not deadly, but if you ingest too much of a pot brownie without having smoked ever before, the dehydration effects are disastrous.

I was admitted to the E.R. last year after my friend fed me a HUGE pot brownie. I went into a small coma and woke up on oxygen at the hospital.

They thought it was spiked, but it wasn't! The MD said the poisoning was close to having smoked 40 joints. I vomited over twenty times while asleep.

benyamin said:

that was the funniest part

man my stomach hurt from laughin so hard.



.im stupid.

benyamin said:

That is EXACTLY what my friend said I was saying in the car. I don't remember any of it. He thought I was going to die, because I couldn't move my arms or legs.

Man, after spending the whole night on fluids, I slept at his house for three whole days and nights.

INSATIABLE said:

Damn 40 joints?? wow!


I remember when my friend smoked for the first time. Early in the morning before class. During class the teacher smelled it on him and he went crazy!!! He was crying and begging her not to tell his mother. He said he didnt wanna die. Mind u, the teacher never said she was tellin

Damn-I was waiting for the operator to say. "Why did you eat all of it? I want some!"

ThreadCula said:

she was acting like she wanted some. Or atleast wanted to know how to make them.

DanceWme said:

I didn't smoke for almost a year after that. Just the thought of that night made me nauseous. I was so sick that nothing embarrassed me, thank God. If I weren't so out of it, the whole shit would have been so humiliating. Walking around in the plastic gown with my ass hanging out in front of my best MALE friend.

At least it happens pretty frequently in the ER, and at least I wasn't in my hometown or anything.

what was up with all the questions about weapons?

JasmineFire said:

yeah i noticed the first time she asked he said no.
then when she asked again he was like 'didnt u ask that already?'
and then he said yeah there were weapons.

Oh man the tape should've ran until after the cops left.

My parents unknowingly ate "laced" brownies b4.2 funny!

oohhhh fuck.

it hurts

sammij said:

lmao!

u better be careful what u smoke sammi

benyamin said:

co-



"Please come!"

?????

DanceWme said:

yeah i'll make sure when we make brownies we won't use too much weed...shit!

sammij said:

can i have some i'll bring the weed!

Gots2be said:

NO. its between me and sammi.

NOT U!

DanceWme said:

not who me??? i got that sticky icky son son

Gots2be said:

sticky icky icky
ooohweee!!




brownies for all!

This all happened in the town I live in!

Cop Avoids Charges For Making Pot Brownies
Dearborn Police Department Opts Not To Charge Former Officer After Confession



AP) A police officer who admitted taking marijuana from criminal suspects and baked it into brownies with his wife will avoid criminal charges.

The police department's decision not to pursue a case against former policeman Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate.

"If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," said City Councilman Doug Thomas.

Sanchez, who resigned last year from the department in this Detroit suburb, declined comment Wednesday. Police Commander Jeff Geisinger did not return calls seeking comment.

The department's investigation began with an emergency call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-minute tape of the call, obtained by the Detroit Free Press, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

Sanchez later told police investigators that his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping. In a subsequent interview, he admitted he got the marijuana out of the car himself and put it in the brownie mix, police said.

His wife was not charged either.

DanceWme said:

this is just...lawdy lawd!

DanceWme said:

i was waitin for her to be like "im going stop thru after wrk kay? ttyl lol bye"

Imago said:

thank you org for the laughs in the morning.

Christopher said:

hey boo boo

rushing07 said:

hey boo...sup?

you goin over there after wrk? take a 6 pack its only right to being a gift!

Christopher said:

You know what is LAWD? That people think you know EVERYTHING about weed in brownies just cuz you're living in Amsterdam.



Like we're all doing pot all of the time. And going to the legalised ho's. And walk around in wooden clogs.

Sorry, but I am now going back to my windmill and water the tulips, awright?