2the9s said:

yup.

JustErin said:

So 15% of what I say is redneck-talk?

What results does a Canadian like yourself get?

retina said:

i think that quiz has some evil psychic voodoo in it; it's way too accurate.

Your Linguistic Profile:



70% General American English

10% Midwestern

10% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Dixie

You Should Weigh 155



If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight.
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!

whoa

evenstar said:

Who needs Michelangelo when you got COLT Studio.

You Should Be A Capricorn



What's good about you: hard working and ambitious, you're practically a guaranteed success

What's bad about you: you can be unforgiving toward people who fail you

In love: you're very picky, but extremely devoted to the one you choose

In friendship, you're: likely to be a good friend but expect a lot in return

Your ideal job: rock climber, sculptor, or practitioner of black magic

Your sense of fashion: preppy and put together

You like to pig out on: meat and potatoes

I'm a Libra but I sure have been attracted to a lot of Capricorns.

retina said:

I posted it already. Doesn't anyone read my posts?

JustErin said:

I actually skimmed through it but I guess that particular result got lost in the crowd. I did notice that you're a hardcore feminist though.

I chould be a cherry red virgo who is 56% lady and weigh 160lb

ZombieKitten said:

Do the linguistic test!

retina said:

40% General American English

30% Yankee

20% Dixie

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

ZombieKitten said:

30% Yankee?? How weird.

You Should be a Auburn Redhead



Sophisticated and intense, this hue would really accent your face.

What Kind of Redhead Should You Be?

http://www.blogthings.com...youbequiz/

I thought about going with a deep Auburn.


The Part of You That No One Sees



You are innocent, sweet, and young at heart.
You present a purity that many people find appealing.
However, you are often tired of people treating you like a child.

Underneath it all, you enjoy being babied and pampered.
You have been known to feign inexperience to get out of sticky situations.
You fear getting old and losing your childlike charms.

What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

http://www.blogthings.com...eseesquiz/

I picked it because it looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting, but yeah I'm still very childlike at heart

Your Extroversion Profile:



Sociability: Medium

Activity Level: Low

Cheerfulness: Low

Excitement Seeking: Low

Assertiveness: Very Low

Friendliness: Very Low

How Extroverted Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com...reyouquiz/

Your Linguistic Profile:



60% General American English

20% Yankee

15% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://www.blogthings.com...speakquiz/

You Should Be A Gemini



What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around

What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly

In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around

In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests

Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist

Your sense of fashion: casual and simple

You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos

What Sign Should You Be?

http://www.blogthings.com...youbequiz/
And I am

You Belong in 1991



With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

http://www.blogthings.com...onginquiz/

You Are So Not Ready To Get Married



Deep down, you might wonder if marriage will ever be right for you
You still have a lot to figure out when it comes to love, life, and making yourself happiest
That's okay... take your time. The better you know yourself, the better partner you'll be.
And if you really feel panicked from the alter, it's best to take a little time off.

Are You Ready To Be A Wife?

http://www.blogthings.com...awifequiz/


You Are 68% Paranoid Schizophrenic



You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic.
Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality!

Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?

http://www.blogthings.com...renicquiz/


Your Bumper Sticker Should Be



Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open

What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

http://www.blogthings.com...urcarquiz/

retina said:

how do they talk? more british?

ZombieKitten said:

Nah, I think they're referring to northeastern American English and I can't detect much Britishness in that (but maybe there is some?). It would have made sense if there was some, since Australian is closer to British than American English.

The Part of You That No One Sees



You are balanced, peaceful, and sincere.
You're the type of person who goes along to get along.
And you're definitely afraid of rocking the boat.

Underneath it all, you fear your world falling apart.
You'll put up with a situation that you don't like in fear of changing it.
Disruptive and forceful people intimidate you - and sometimes exploit you.

What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

http://www.blogthings.com...eseesquiz/

You Have a Choleric Temperament



You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com...reyouquiz/

He'll Commit - for Now



But will he be next month? Or next week?
Hard to say for sure, but don't bet on it.
Your guy's a bit of a fair weather boyfriend
And it's difficult to predict what he'll do in tough times
You could keep him around and test him out...
Or find a man who will be yours no matter what.

Will He Commit?

http://www.blogthings.com...ommitquiz/

You are 80% Gemini



How Gemini Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com...reyouquiz/

Your Luck Quotient: 71%



You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way.

How Lucky Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com...reyouquiz/
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retina said:

dunno!

I don't use the words soda, pop or coke, I say soft drinks, and what I push in the supermarket is a trolley, and if a class is easy it's a bludge - but those answers weren't available to me

probably the answers I picked for those 3 questions (at random) were yankee ones

ZombieKitten said:

Yeah, I didn't use any of the choices in at least 2 of them and had to pick randomly, the easy class one was one of them. I can't remember the other...

CarrieMpls said:

does anyone in the USA say trolley? (and NOT when referring to a tram )

You Belong in 1984



Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

What Year Do You Belong In?

http://www.blogthings.com...onginquiz/




The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

http://www.blogthings.com...heartquiz/

Oh damn. . . . a lot of that was dead on . . .

Your Pirate Name Is...



Mad Flirty Fran

What's Your Pirate Name?

http://www.blogthings.com...generator/

You Belong in 1978



Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

What Year Do You Belong In?

http://www.blogthings.com...onginquiz/

ZombieKitten said:

I don't think so. I think we only say it when we mean a streetcar. Which I just realized is what you call a tram.

CarrieMpls said:

The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

Your Linguistic Profile:



50% General American English

25% Yankee

20% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

http://www.blogthings.com...heartquiz/

You Are 40% Lady

You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.
And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.
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