Steadwood said:

Man, it's really startin' to go down hill!





Looka here...Halle really ZIPPTY ZOO ZAPPED him, didn't she? I'll name these exclusive pictures, 'THE PROVERBIAL PERV'S PILLOW PEEPING PARABLE!'

PanicAttack said:

She'd make a good hypnotist

Steadwood said:

If Bruce could get his hands on herr DOUBLE-DUTCHES he'd die from over-excitement. Hence the new picture name:

[b]'The DIABOLICAL "DIEHARD" DOUBLE-DUCTH DISASTER!'[/b] Hmmmmm, okay.

AnckSuNamun said:

[Bait snip - luv4u]

Steadwood said:

Bruce could get his hands on herr DOUBLE-DUTCHES he'd die from over-excitement. Hence the new picture name:

'The DIABOLICAL "DIEHARD" DOUBLE-DUCTH DISASTER!'

fcukthepolice said:

Some of you mf's are ridiculous, really This woman is so not fat - I can't believe someone as tiny as she is can't even carry a child without being called "fat", unbelievable

CalhounSq said:

lighten up
I said in jest

My scrotum is fat. Her stomach is flat. Know the difference. Live it and love it as it swings like an apple dangling from a tree. Now, you see me. Now, I'm on your head. The end. Fucking great story, eh? I'm waiting to see if this post will get snipped. Circumsize it, CAP'N!!!
[Edited 12/10/07 4:32am]

His new wife should KILL him!

wlcm2thdwn said:

Willis is not married... He NEEDS to be though...The most DIEHARD skit-chaser in WESTERN CIVILIZATION!

Oh, he likes 'em barely LEGAL!

FarrahMoan said:

The Kitty Kat Scrotum Kontact Katastrophy

Only s few weeks after a young couple got married, the wife came home with a kitten.

"I don't like cats," the husband said.

"But this one's so sweet," the wife answered. "And I promise never, ever to ask you to clean the litter box."

And the husband gave in. After a couple of days, he found that he actually liked the kitten. It was a playful little thing. It especially liked to bat balls of yarn with its tiny paws.

One morning the while the husband was in the shower the wife came into the bathroom.

"The garbage disposal has shut down again," she said. "Come out and reset it."

The husband cursed under his breath, and walkied dipping and naked to the kitchen. He squatted down beneth the kitchen sink and fumbled for the garbage disposal reset button. He never saw the kitten come bounding into the kitchen. But the kitten saw him. Or, rather, it saw two balls swaying about a foot off the floor.

The kitten scampered over to the sink, lept up and sank its needle-like claws into the man's scrotum sack.

With a blood-curdling scream, the husband jumped up, slammed his skujll against the underside of the stainless steel sink and knocked himself out.

The wife rushed into the kithchen to find her husband, wet, naked, and unconscious on the kitchen floor and her little kitten mewing pitifully, its nasty little claws still caught in the man's scrotum.

PanicAttack said:

My kind of story. There was a metaphorical moral to that story, kids! Tell 'em, PA!

what was the rest of Swordfish about?

muirdo said:

I just cum; LITERALLY!

Bruce Willis is hot.

JustErin said:

He' got a big dick too... it is rumoured.

fcukthepolice said:

Sounds good to me.

JustErin said:

You're fucking gorgeous!

Just thought i'd say

fcukthepolice said:

This thread is about Bruce and Halle!

and thanks.

JustErin said:

YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! YIKES!



What the BLANK happened to him?! He looks like a day old baby chick--you know with the fuzz on top his head?

PanicAttack said:

It's a split second in time. What do I care what he looks like in pause?

I like people in live action...that's how I decide whether they are hot or not.

From all that I've seen he's hot.

muirdo said:

Considering she got like an extra million for that scene, I wouldn't be so hard on ol' Bruce.

fcukthepolice said:

,