1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


All the women know that these sayings are true...

Can i get this as a poster?

Whatever

DanceWme said:

So very very true

it's very true.

Well there goes my whole days dialogue!

all it needs is "Ok, I'm doing it right now", and "is anybody listening"

Very true

You forgot:

Get the fuck out.

I'll call you whenever I wanna grind. :evilgrin:

ZombieKitten said:

That is evil

Love it!

ZombieKitten said:

liberation said:

A woman's needs, a man's needs, whatever.

alexandernevermind said:

When did Shanti make this?!

You forgot.. "I don't Know". I got that used on me by one particular woman so many times. and it was so irritating, and annoying. She'd say "I don't know" for almost everything I asked.

And when I asked "Why you always saying, I don't know all the time." and guess what she said yall'??

KidaDynamite said:

Not gonna happen in a million years.....

Lammastide said:

I have the one for men