I'm a cow.

Please warm your hands first.

Cow said:

pulling all the stops with the alters tonight?

Imago said:

Sadly, I deleted AndrewRidgeley.

JasmineFire said:

pics?

Cow said:

what about lube?

GottaLetitgo said:

OMG, you were him too?


I loved Andrew!

Imago said:

I've actually lost track.

Sometimes I feel like the Org equivalent of Tyler Durden.

Wait. I didn't mean that I love the Andrew Rigley. That's not what I meant at all.

GangstaFam said:

there she is checking my email!

JasmineFire said:

pretty!

JasmineFire said:

Disturbing. Nothing good can come from that.

GangstaFam said:

thanks!

Cow said:

so you'd rather get palpated by a warm yet unlubed hand?

what about gloves?

JasmineFire said:

I'd sorta wish they would leave their hands off entirely.

Cows are a short time away from figuring out how to milk ourselves.

We just need more funding.

Cow said:

okay, fair.

but how are you at detecting your own estrus?

JasmineFire said:

Cow said:

um...i'll take that as bad.

they haven't told me yet.....nver been sure...

JustErin said:

I just got back from a happy hour and I'm leaving for a Xmas party in a few...

violator said:

Erin should skype ME instead

ZombieKitten said:

We could do a threesome...

violator said:

I'm a bad motherfucker.

JuliePurplehead said:

2 Live Crew "Megamix"

Cow said:

When I was a kid I went on a field trip and met a cow. Someone had carved a hole in it's body and the hole had a screw-on lid. They took the lid off and let us reach our hands inside of the cow and touch the cud.

anastasia beaverhousen here

JasmineFire said:

HamsterHuey said:

I miss you

heartbeatocean said:

those are called fistulated cows (i think). they used to freak me the fuck out but now i'm used to them.

sometimes if a cow is sick you can take the rumen contents of a healthy fistulated cow and put them into the sick cow and then the sick cow gets better.



yum.

One4All4Ever said: