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Thread started 12/07/07 2:34am

funkpill

An Old Man Lived Alone In The Country

He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was
always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jenkins, III, who
used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Junebug Jenkins, III,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would dig the plot for me. Love Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Daddy Jenkins,
Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Junebug Jenkins, III


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Daddy Jenkins,
You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Junebug, III



He found a way to help his daddy nod






A good and safe weekend to all!!! hug




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Reply #1 posted 12/07/07 2:42am

PANDURITO

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Clever guy nod

But he was in jail nonetheless hah!
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Reply #2 posted 12/07/07 3:26am

alwayslate

That was a good one. Clever.
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Reply #3 posted 12/07/07 6:39am

purplekisses

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doh!
If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved....
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Reply #4 posted 12/07/07 6:15pm

sammij

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mushy
...the little artist that could...
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...]
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Reply #5 posted 12/07/07 6:17pm

littlemissG

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I like that one.
No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #6 posted 12/07/07 6:30pm

GreenLeaves

funkpill said:

He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was
always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jenkins, III, who
used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Junebug Jenkins, III,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would dig the plot for me. Love Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Daddy Jenkins,
Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Junebug Jenkins, III


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Daddy Jenkins,
You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Junebug, III



He found a way to help his daddy nod






A good and safe weekend to all!!! hug




biggrin


lol
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Reply #7 posted 12/07/07 9:19pm

ThreadBare

Oh, sure....


Now, you have a joke...


rolleyes
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Reply #8 posted 12/07/07 10:49pm

ArielB

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