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A FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY A FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly saut*d frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freaking think so. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: A FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly saut*d frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freaking think so.  This is a good one | |
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sag10 said: A FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
Clearly, the woman was demented, talking to a frog and projecting her hang-ups on to an amphibian before slaughtering and eating the creature.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly saut*d frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freaking think so. However, working on the premise that this was some hapless guy masquerading as a frog to try and attract a wealthy and beautiful partner to be his slave-mistress, you have to admit his approach was a tad obvious. ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. |
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langebleu said: Clearly, the woman was demented, talking to a frog and projecting her hang-ups on to an amphibian before slaughtering and eating the creature.
However, working on the premise that this was some hapless guy masquerading as a frog to try and attract a wealthy and beautiful partner to be his slave-mistress, you have to admit his approach was a tad obvious.  | |
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sag10 said: A FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly saut*d frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't freaking think so. What, a "No" wouldn't suffice??...All she had to do was not kiss him, but instead she feels she had to kill the guy instead and eat him??...Sheeesh... Musta been that time o' the month... 8) | |
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One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. ~~~ I don't know WB, I might have ate him to if he offered me the above!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. ~~~ I don't know WB, I might have ate him to if he offered me the above! (Wellbeyond makes mental note to not propose to any woman in this manner) | |
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sag10 said: One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. ~~~ I don't know WB, I might have ate him to if he offered me the above! hehe, well... it seems to work for the female praying mantis --ยปYou're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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