2the9s said:

Imago said:

uh-huh. sure.

Anxiety said:

One of the best impressions I ever saw of that guy is in this vid:
(While the visuals are harmless, the audio is NSFW.)

1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange.
The last orgnote I recieved was from the "prince.org staff", welcoming me to org. Collectively they seemed quaint enough, though a bit distant.

2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first?
Sexually cryogenitalic-like.

3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one!
Brave & The Bold#115. The one where Batman teams up with the Atom.


4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday?
I had a prostitute for Thanksgiving. They usually have a "stuff her like a turkey" special", wherein they'll let you eat their sweet potatoes at a discount .

5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY).
6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements.
7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is.
Oh lord.
And you're still hanging on to the idea that you're pretty much straight, aren't you?



8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please.
My johnson is my best friend. It has stuck with me thru thick & thin. And thru short & tall. And thru blondes, brunettes & firecrotches.

9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends.
As I stated in a previous answer, my johnson is my closest friend. And even though I promised "him" that someday I would take "him" backpacking,
the hookers always tell me that it will cost me alot more x-tra to do that to 'em.
I don't think that the prostitutes over in Europe would be all that much different.
And I just can't see myself paying that much.

10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down?
11) How much of holiday shoppig have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last?

12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year? No, of course they don’t.
How much do the hookers in Iceland charge to get their backs packed, anyways?

13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it.
14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded?

15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97.
“Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints."
It's from the bible.
I'm currently in a hotel room & the hooker was thumbing thru it right before she left ( & I came).

Maybe she thought that since she was on already on her kness,
well y'know...when in Rome.

I think that phrase is from the bible too, isn't it?


16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince.
Mann.....this questionnaire is about as crappy as two girls with one cup.

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Illustrator said:

1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange. She is a beautiful woman
2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first? Awwwww
3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one! The Three Little Pigs
4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday? Semi-decent turkey and dressing at a restaurant
5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY). Love. Family. Health.
6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements. Could be sick; could be handicapped.
7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is. What has logging on to the org been like for you? If just for entertainment purposes, how does it entertain you? Generally for laughs, but I like to be able to support people that hit a rough patch
8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please. Big. Black. Gay. Prince fan. Broke. Honest. Loving.
9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends. University
10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down? My father's (when he was alive). No.
11) How much of holiday shopping have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last? Ran out of money, so I'm done. I am also pissed.
12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year? No, of course they don’t. Sure they do.
13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it. "The Holy River" because it is about love, god, Jesus and marriage. Plus, it has my favorite guitar solo.
14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded? N/A
15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97. There's simply no tax-efficient way to transfer a business through your will.
16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince. I was listening to "Automatic" through headphones and heard all the stuff going on and said, "Holy crap, this guy is the black Bruce Springsteen!"

RodeoSchro said:

I loved your answers. This one, I'm ashamed to say, caught me off guard being that you're a near-middle aged Texan.

How and under what conditions did you meet this person?

1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange.

Sexy, Hot, Crazy, Month and Orange. [You didn't say I couldn't use them!]


2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first?

Sexy, I would hope.

3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one!

Oh god. Maybe Raggedy Ann?

4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday?

The usual.

5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY).

Every person that comes into my life even if they hurt me.
My house, I don't realise how bad some others live.
The Net - for introducing me to some lifelong friends.

6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements.

I could have yet to realise that everyone comes into your life for a reason and be really upset about the latest one to leave. But my general response has been "Don't let the door hit you on the way out" because I'm thankful for what she has taught me about myself but her time is up now. And that's that. 6 months ago I would have been the complete opposite of this.

And I guess I could have a shitty house with no internet!

7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is. What has logging on to the org been like for you? If just for entertainment purposes, how does it entertain you?

I log on for Aussie Prince updates even though there never are any.

I log on to chat to my friends on here and to check out what crazy ass threads have been created overnight in GD. I'm never disappointed.

8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please.

To be truthful, I really don't have one and don't believe I ever will. I have a select group I am friends with but as for one person...ok maybe there is one.

She's half Asian but has the thickest Australian accent you've ever heard. She's sharp as a tack when it comes to comedy and comebacks and literally PWNS you if you set yourself up for it [which of course you don't realise it until you've stepped in it already].

She's lots of fun to be around and she's very loyal. Something NO teenage girls seem to want to be these days.

9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends.

One year backpacking. Fuck education, I want life experiences.

10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down?

I value my own the most because it's actually mine not a product of the general majority. It pisses people off but sometimes it's fun to do that

I have let myself down a few times. Given in to trends etc.

11) How much of holiday shopping have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last?

I've done none and intend to do a WHOLE lot less this year.

12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year? No, of course they don’t.

I want to frolic with some handsome citizens. Sign me up!

13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it.

Ever : Purple Rain - Prince. It's just perfect from start to finish. It's very haunting and I like how Prince saves the falsetto for the epic ending. I like how he sings in his normal singing voice with no effects or gimmicks - just raw emotion. I love the violins in the background and at the end. I love how you can still hear the music playing in the movie as he runs through the backstage area. I love how the emotion he shows is the best acting he did in the whole movie and that's probably because it wasn't acting. I fucking love that goddamn guitar solo. I love when I first discovered it and it made me cry. I love that it was the first song ever to move me enough to tears. I love how it opened my eyes to all the music that came before I was born. I love the memory of all those years before PFU would happen. Aw fuck it, I love the song. End of.

14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded?

I don't date much. Kinda waiting til the guys my age mature out of the Playboy fascination stage. Does that happen? (I just realised I'm kinda jaded )

15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97.

Lucky Man - Michael J Fox

"Weiner, the casting director of our new pilot. He's.."

16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince.

Probably the moment I heard the falsetto part of Purple Rain. Or as I slowly obtained more and more of his music and eventually almost died of excitement when it came time for me to see Purple Rain.

(answers to the questions that I didn't have time to reply to earlier.)


5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY).
- 1.) Viagra. While I haven't reached the point in my life where I need it yet, it sure does help me sleep at night to know that I live during a time where it's now possible to make "a party" last. And in this party that we call life, this wonderful pill is the question mark on the portion of the invitation that states the hours of the celebration.

- 2.) Months. They're the best.

- 3.) Oranges.



6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements.
Well, first of all, that rule that you put in eliminates 2/3's of my choices.
Which, when you really think about it, isn't really leaving me with a choice at all. And I consider that to be a breach of my freedom.
And, as far as I'm concerned, communism went down with the wall, man.




10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most?
Since I don't really interact with other people except when I'm with a hooker, I'd guess that they are the only type of people who's opinions would ever come into my life. And since most of 'em suffer from a mental/emotional distant vacancy due to the combination of their livelyhood & an accumulated years-long drug use, their opinions tend to be that of a more indifferentiated stance.
Have you ever let that person down?
Nahh. I guess when it comes to hookers, as long as they get their "paper" when we're done, they're pretty much cool.
It's probably about as close to a form of unconditional acceptance as I'm gonna get from another human being.
....the non-judgemental little darlings.



11) How much of holiday shoppig have you done this year?
None. I never do any holiday shopping, any year.
Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last?
I intend to spend exactly the same amount that I do every year.
What can I say?
I'm a traditionalist.


13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it.
Oh geez.... ...I can't choose just one.
I guess like 'em all.
Either that or I'm just too indifferentiated to care.
And if that's the case, maybe I qualify to be a hooker.
When I think about it, I could use a little extra cash.
Heck, I might even be able to afford to let my johnson to do the back-packing that I mentioned in my answer to question#9.
And the fact that I had to do some hooking just so I could enjoy the extra's from another hooker may turn out to be a kind of ironic circle of life thingy that may be prove quite the turn on in this whole situation.....
hmnn.... ...I'm definitely gonna have to noodle on this idea.....



14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded?
Theres's always been some growth with every partner I've ever been with. And should that growth ever begin to wane, well....
as I mentioned in the first thing that I listed in my answer to question#5,
that dilemna has already been solved.

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1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange. Nice guy dealing with drama.
2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first? Strange
3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one! Pipi Longstocking
4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday? Turkey,candied yams, macroni, etc., the whole freaking shooting match.
5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY). My lovely son, faith, hope.
6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements. He could be stupid. He could be cruel.
7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is. What has logging on to the org been like for you? If just for entertainment purposes, how does it entertain you? It's escape and allows me to connect to people.
8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please. Trusting, caring, neglected.
9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends. Backpacking, ain't interested into going back to school.
10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down?
Mine, and often.
11) How much of holiday shoppig have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last? About 10%. I'll knock out the other 90% next weekend.
12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year? Yes they do, but they should take a strange questionnaire making friend with them the next time they go, so they won't be jealous.
13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it.
I Got My Love to Keep Me Warm. I heard about three versions of it at work since they only play secular Xmas music now.
14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded?
I learn something so I don't make the same mistake(s)
15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97.
"Pikachu! Come down!"
16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince. Where I first heard I Wanna Be Your Lover, that was it.

1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange.kind, thoughtful, talented, accepting, knowledgeable
2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first?kid
3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one!Good Grief Charlie Brown
4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday?, sparkling water, red wine, bruschetta, caesar salad, pasta with chicken, chocolate cake, decaf
5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY).home, health, & love
6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements.there could be more pain. It's just going to get worse, inevitably
7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is. What has logging on to the org been like for you? If just for entertainment purposes, how does it entertain you?it's an obsession, and not always a healthy one. It may just cause more hostility than the freeways of America
8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please.doesn't call often enough
9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends.University in Europe!
10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down?myself. all the time
11) How much of holiday shoppig have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last?none. less. I plan to make gifts.
12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year? No, of course they don’t.
13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it.Happiness is a Warm Gun--the Beatles. Just plain insanity on wax
14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded?a bit of both
15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97."it is transformed into four dishes, three of which can be used as main courses."
16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince.
listening to Automatic and heard him sing "Heayyyy!!"

Imago said:

When Doves Cry was the foreplay, Purple Rain was the act, Lets Go Crazy was the point of no return

1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange.
Sexy, funny, AND big boobs.
2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first? Madhatter
3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one! Alice in Wonderland.
4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday? Fish or seafood
5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY). Love, life, creativity
6) month, orange sorry, I lose.
7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is. What has logging on to the org been like for you? If just for entertainment purposes, how does it entertain you? I entertain myself with the people on then org
8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please. They love me - always
9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends. The latter, as I have already achieved the first.
10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down? My gut feeling or instinct. Foolishy, I have doubted it in the past, but now I go with it - ALWAYS!!
11) How much of holiday shoppig have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last? I intend to do more next year
12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year? No, of course they don’t. they do. Why shouldn't they?
13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it. I will tell you in secret.
14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded? GROW.
15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97. If you can, carry on with normal activities - but work within your pain-free limits."
16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince.I stole my brothers Prince tapes and recorded them all before he found out.

1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange.
One tough nut to crack

2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first?
Jason

3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one!
Stanley. It's about a sensitive caveman. Fits my personality.

4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday?
The usual trimmings, but I don't do turkey.

5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY).
My friends and chosen family who sincerely love me and whom I love with all my heart. My talents. My health.


6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements.
I could still be working at Pier 1 and freelancing for pocket change. Now I'm a multi-awarding winning writer. I've done well.

7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is. What has logging on to the org been like for you? If just for entertainment purposes, how does it entertain you?
I've met several wonderful people and met a few people who have truly touched my life. I'm grateful.

8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please.
I don't have a "best" friend.

9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends.
I'll take Europe. No question.

10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down?
We're human. We all let our loved ones down at some point. And don't mention "God" to me again until you define the context by which you mean "God."

11) How much of holiday shoppig have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last?
I've bought some great things for some great people.

12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year?
Well, Violett went to Iceland and she CERTAINLY deserves a vacation. She works hard.

13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it.
Favorite song today: "Mr Bad Example" by Warren Zevon. It's a great piece of musical satire, sort of a "Sympathy for the Devil" for the current generation.

14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded?
I grow with knowledge and wisdom and I learn from my mistakes. Am I jaded? Yes, I suppose to a degree. But we always fall in love again...

15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97.
"Just who the hell is this guy?"


16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince.
When I saw the "Kiss" video as a 10-year old. I was intrigued by Prince's androgyny and raw sexuality. There was something dangerous about him...and for a good boy who was DESPERATE to go bad, I was hooked.
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I can see by the number of big boobs comments I was the last to orgnote a couple of youse

ZombieKitten said:

I don't know, my physique is in a little need of attention.

1) Describe the last person who orgnoted you in 5 words. None of the words you use can ryme with month or orange.

~Amorbella ~
1.Sweet
2.Kind
3.smart
4.thoughtful
5.loving


2) If that person were to describe you, what one word would slip out of their mouth first?

probably one of the ones I listed for her, I hope.

3) Pick a children’s story you read or heard growing up that most closely describes your life or personality. You must choose one!

Sleeping Beauty


4) What did you have for Thanksgiving? If you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, what do you eat during your favorite holiday?

Turkey and the normal fair

5) List 3 things you have to be thankful for (even if you dont feel like thankful right now, TRY).

1. My family
2. My friends
3. My job

6) Pick one of the 3 things above, and describe 2 ways that things could be worse as they relate to it. Be creative. Dont use the word “month” or “orange” in your statements.

I could not have the things I have.

7) The org. I romanticize it all the time as a special place, cause I feel that it truly is. What has logging on to the org been like for you? If just for entertainment purposes, how does it entertain you?

Sometimes I feel "romantic" about it, other times I wonder why I bother.


8) Tell us about your best friend. Be as descriptive or brief as you please.

pass

9) 4 years at a prestigious University all expenses paid / or / 1 year backpacking Europe with close friends.

University!


10) Other than God or whatever diety you pray to (if indeed you do), who’s opinion do you value the most? Have you ever let that person down?

pass

11) How much of holiday shoppig have you done this year? Do you intend to spend more or less this year than last?

A bunch, I still have some to do, I spent way more this year....everytime I turn around there are more people to buy for.

12) Do people who vacation in Iceland and frolic with its handsome citizens deserve to even get a Christmas this year?

Sure everyone deserves Christmas!


13) Pick your favorite song ever and tell us why you love it. If you can’t choose just one, pick your favorite song today, and describe it.

Jeez.... pass again.


14) do you grow with each partner you meet and breakup with, or do you just become more jaded?

Grow more

15) Open up a book anywhere near you -- it doesn’t have to be a book you like. Turn to page 97, and type the 3rd scentence here. If the page you openned to is a picture page or blank, turn to the very next worded page after page 97.

"I'm nothing."

That fits.



16) You were obviously, or still are, a Prince fan. Describe that moment you became a fan or knew for sure you liked Prince.


When I was in 6th grade and I first heard Thieves in the Temple. It's all been down hill from there.