Respect
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exhibit 1: cleaning it up

Although I have a well-documented history on this board of making crude and base comments and innuendos, I have drastically reduced that behavior within recent weeks to a nearly imperceptible minimum, with only an occasional relapse. Furthermore, not once have I made any comments or suggestions of a perverted or sexual nature toward any of the particular recipients (or recipient) of my affection.

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you've been dreamin' of...

tell me some more stud!!!

hell, that's boring.

exhibit 2: John Cena and Jeremy Bloom

i become furiously enraged with jealously and disturbingly homicidal thoughts at these two men. but out of respect, despite my ability to dispatch any of my rivals with ease, prejudice and stealth, they remain alive.

exhibit 3: differences

i respect any differences in opinion or taste that i and my sweet baby might have. for instance, i can appreciate the talent and accomplishments of certain American Idol winners, even if that is not the type of music that i enjoy. also i can respect the strength and athleticism of certain professional wrestlers, even if i do not understand wrestling and even if the said wrestler has a head that is twice the size it should be for his body type and even if i could pin him within 1 minute if i was ever in the ring with him having to fight for my lady's honor.