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An Old Man Lived Alone In The Country He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was
always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jenkins, III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Junebug Jenkins, III, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jenkins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junebug Jenkins, III At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jenkins, You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Junebug, III He found a way to help his daddy 
A good and safe weekend to all!!! 
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Clever guy
But he was in jail nonetheless  | |
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That was a good one. Clever. | |
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 [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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I like that one. No More Haters on the Internet. |
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funkpill said: He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was
always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jenkins, III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Junebug Jenkins, III, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jenkins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junebug Jenkins, III At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Daddy Jenkins, You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Junebug, III He found a way to help his daddy
A good and safe weekend to all!!!
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Oh, sure....
Now, you have a joke...  | |
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