I meant to send a text to my guy that says " i cant wait for u to get off of work so u can make me scream"



Instead.....I sent it to my aunt






after i clean up the urine off the floor..im gonna send her a text apologizing.

Im scared

DanceWme said:

hahahahahaha!!!!!

fantastic

LMAO !!!!!


My sister sent me a text that was meant for her guy.

And I know someone who was trying to send me a nudie pic,but it went to his sister instead

OMG!

DanceWme said:

Just make sure you don't tell your aunt about that urine thing.

just yell "BOO!!" when she walks thru the door...and say, "See, told ya I'd make ya scream."

I was trying to send a message to my cousin that was a poem from someone else about sperm and stuff but instead I sent it to her father{my uncle}!

He was like "what the hell are you sending me this shit for? "

She sent me a text back saying "Girl, I think you've got the wrong person. I hope you've got the wrong person"


This is not my mother's sister..the one im cool with.
This is my grandmother's sister.

Now, I cant spend christmas with them.

ThreadCula said:

ew

My bestfriend was going through her brother's phone for whatever reason and saw a pic of his dick.

KidaDynamite said:

oh god this is wrong

KidaDynamite said:

can u please share the poem with the rest of us?

newpower99 said:

LOL word!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love your cum
and so do you.

something like that?

I could have been worse, though

newpower99 said:

Dude it was on my old phone, which was cut off over a year ago!

I don't know if i'll be retrieving that poem anytime soon.

JoeTyler said:

yeah , I kept it relitively tame. "Poems about sperm" deserves its own thread.

Imago? babe?
[Edited 12/4/07 14:34pm]

oh Lord my EYES

PricelessHo said:

HAHAHHHAHHAHAA

Reminds me of what I did a couple of week ago at work.

I was writing an email in Polish to one of my coworkers, who asked me if I wanted to go out later that evening. To that offer I replied in Polish "you know very well I work out on Wednesday evening" and I added (this time in English) a line from Olivia Newton John song: "Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical, physical tonight"

Right after I hit send, I realized that I had sent the email not but my friend but to an English speaking candidate for one of the jobs my section was advertising.

I laughed for 10 minutes straight.

I get strange text messages along those lines from people I don't even know.

omg

rushing07 said:

i couldnt even laugh when i found out who i sent it to. I just got a tight pain in my chest

DanceWme said:

newpower99 said:

At my last job, a guy in the office meant to send a racy email to a female coworker (I remember there being some kind of cunnilingus innuendo), but instead he sent it to the entire company. He later sent another email apologizing to everyone saying how embarrassed he was.

It wasn't me.

sextonseven said:

oh lord that is far worst.

I feel so much better now

sextonseven said:

U sure?