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Thread started 12/05/07 9:01am

funkpill

The Sheriff In A Small Town Walks Out In The Street

And sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat,
gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he's
locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around
like this?'

The Cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and
asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I
did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I
did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now
go to town cowboy.. '

'And here I am.' confused







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Son of a Gun.







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Blonde Men do exist lol
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Reply #1 posted 12/05/07 9:13am

Byron

So in other words, she wanted him to keep his cowboy hat, boots and gun on while they had sex?...Redheads are kinky. nod
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Reply #2 posted 12/05/07 9:14am

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Byron said:

So in other words, she wanted him to keep his cowboy hat, boots and gun on while they had sex?...Redheads are kinky. nod



yeah we are woot!



good one funk lol
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Reply #3 posted 12/05/07 9:53am

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Byron said:

So in other words, she wanted him to keep his cowboy hat, boots and gun on while they had sex?...Redheads are kinky. nod



lol
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Reply #4 posted 12/05/07 10:42am

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