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PrintableSupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:  This reminds me of the time I squeezed lemon on my wonderful greek meal and it squirted straight into both my eyes and I sat at the table like a mole looking for water or a napkin. I finally had to call for help 
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This story had me laughing so hard!
Thank you for making me laugh. | |
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you're welcome  | |
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Thats the funniest thing I've read all day.
Im sorry you couldnt see. The way you wrote it I could clearly see all that went on. Maybe you should get a sleeping mask for your eyes. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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yea cucumber and stuff | |
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PricelessHo said: yea cucumber and stuff
Is this code?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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| one of the best stories I've heard today.
and i'm like what if the tea stings me? and she's like yea coz i rubbed lemon on them GODDAMMIT STOP BEING A BABY
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Note to self
Never leave my cum-rag next to my pillow. Harmfull if rolled over on it with my face.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Note to self
Never leave my cum-rag next to my pillow. Harmfull if rolled over on it with my face. The eyes don't get glued shut for no good reason 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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And OMG I've laughed so hard reading your post.
Bless you and your eyes. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: rushing07 said: The eyes don't get glued shut for no good reason I've actually been a victim of the evil seed once. 
Walked around telling ppl I got bit by a spider. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: And OMG I've laughed so hard reading your post.
Bless you and your eyes. He's already been blessed. Have you seen that hotness parading around in the photowhore threads?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: rushing07 said: And OMG I've laughed so hard reading your post.
Bless you and your eyes. He's already been blessed. Have you seen that hotness parading around in the photowhore threads? Have I? He was my vogue avi for a week or so.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: The eyes don't get glued shut for no good reason I've actually been a victim of the evil seed once.
Walked around telling ppl I got bit by a spider. 
What do you mean? Your eyes swole up from spunkeye? That's never happened to me  Swollen eyes that is 
. [Edited 12/4/07 15:51pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: rushing07 said: I've actually been a victim of the evil seed once.
Walked around telling ppl I got bit by a spider.
What do you mean? Your eyes swole up from spunkeye? That's never happened to me Swollen eyes that is
. [Edited 12/4/07 15:51pm] I swear: it went red and the morning after I could barely open it. Lesson learned.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: PricelessHo said: yea cucumber and stuff
Is this code? yea as i'm a sure a penis invading my eyes will make my sight clearer | |
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PricelessHo said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Is this code? yea as i'm a sure a penis invading my eyes will make my sight clearer It's a trick! Don't do it!!!  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: Walked around telling ppl I got bit by a spider. WTF L
couldn't you find something simpler | |
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rushing07 said: PricelessHo said: yea as i'm a sure a penis invading my eyes will make my sight clearer It's a trick! Don't do it!!! STOP i'm still laughing at the spider comment | |
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PricelessHo said: rushing07 said: Walked around telling ppl I got bit by a spider. WTF L
couldn't you find something simpler I once was bit by a spider in the eye when I was 10 and it looked similar. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: I once was bit by a spider in the eye when I was 10 and it looked similar. holy crap  | |
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PricelessHo said: rushing07 said: I once was bit by a spider in the eye when I was 10 and it looked similar. holy crap Now that I think of it: maybe the spider didn't bit me but jacked off into my eye I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: Now that I think of it: maybe the spider didn't bit me but jacked off into my eye wait, figures why it has so many legs!!!!! | |
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rushing07 said: PricelessHo said: holy crap Now that I think of it: maybe the spider didn't bit me but jacked off into my eye i just had an image | |
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DanceWme said: rushing07 said: Now that I think of it: maybe the spider didn't bit me but jacked off into my eye i just had an image Of course you did. Of you, as a spider in Rushing's bedroom! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: DanceWme said: i just had an image Of course you did. Of you, as a spider in Rushing's bedroom! get outta my head  | |
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DanceWme said: rushing07 said: Now that I think of it: maybe the spider didn't bit me but jacked off into my eye i just had an image That would explain all my super powers.  I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: DanceWme said: i just had an image That would explain all my super powers.
spidey  | |
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DanceWme said: rushing07 said: That would explain all my super powers.
spidey Only I don't shoot spider web from my wrists.
It kinda embarrassing.  [Edited 12/4/07 16:20pm] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: DanceWme said:
spidey Only I don't shoot spider web from my wrists.
It kinda embarrassing.
[Edited 12/4/07 16:20pm] then wtf are u good for?  | |
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