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PrintableHamsterHuey said: Cloudbuster said: Marry me.
Can't we just fuck? I mean, marriage is sweet, but I havent seen you without a cap OR naked. And you live in a land far, far away. Ok, I'll just power top you, then. | |
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DanceWme said: if someone scoops ur eyeballs out then yeah
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Cloudbuster said: HamsterHuey said: Can't we just fuck?
I mean, marriage is sweet, but I havent seen you without a cap OR naked. And you live in a land far, far away. Ok, I'll just power top you, then. With cap on, of course. | |
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Cloudbuster said: HamsterHuey said: Can't we just fuck? I mean, marriage is sweet, but I havent seen you without a cap OR naked. And you live in a land far, far away. Ok, I'll just power top you, then. That is basically all I need. A good plowing. Like twice a day. |
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HamsterHuey said: Cloudbuster said: Ok, I'll just power top you, then.
That is basically all I need. A good plowing. Like twice a day. Then I can chew your haemorrhoids. | |
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Only at work I guess. | |
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I really don't know about all that shit.  | |
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are teaspoons dangerous ...well yes:-
1. If you use them to scoop out boogies and you ram it up your nose too hard 2, You leave one in your mouth accidentally and swallow it 3. You want to rectal examine yourself and use a spoon to prise your bottom openand it gets swallowed by the updraught. 4. You use it to examine your eyes and poke them while you are at it. 5. You use the handle end of get rid of that pesky ear wax that has been building up in your ears and give yourself a nasty infection. 6. You use them for dart practice and accidentally hit everyone else in the room. 7. You use them as a road rage weapon 8. Women use it as a masturbatory tool and it gets lodged in your cervix and the gynaecologist has to be called. 9. Men use it as a masturbatory tool and it gets lodged in the penis and the Urologist has to be called (as well as everyone else in the hospital to have a laugh at your predicatment!) 10. You use it to clean the toilet and realise that you have just stirred your coffee with it...oh boy..e-coli here it comes.....!! Yep just about the most dangerous thing in the hands of complete and utter morons!! ha ha ha!!! [Edited 1/9/08 6:20am] "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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blueblossom said: are teaspoons dangerous ...well yes:-
1. If you use them to scoop out boogies and you ram it up your nose too hard 2, You leave one in your mouth accidentally and swallow it 3. You want to rectal examine yourself and use a spoon to prise your bottom openand it gets swallowed by the updraught. 4. You use it to examine your eyes and poke them while you are at it. 5. You use the handle end of get rid of that pesky ear wax that has been building up in your ears and give yourself a nasty infection. 6. You use them for dart practice and accidentally hit everyone else in the room. 7. You use them as a road rage weapon 8. Women use it as a masturbatory tool and it gets lodged in your cervix and the gynaecologist has to be called. 9. Men use it as a masturbatory tool and it gets lodged in the penis and the Urologist has to be called (as well as everyone else in the hospital to have a laugh at your predicatment!) 10. You use it to clean the toilet and realise that you have just stirred your coffee with it...oh boy..e-coli here it comes.....!! Yep just about the most dangerous thing in the hands of complete and utter morons!! ha ha ha!!! [Edited 1/9/08 6:20am] you made a list, this thread didn't deserve that amount of time being spent on it. | |
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jami0mckay said: blueblossom said: are teaspoons dangerous ...well yes:-
1. If you use them to scoop out boogies and you ram it up your nose too hard 2, You leave one in your mouth accidentally and swallow it 3. You want to rectal examine yourself and use a spoon to prise your bottom openand it gets swallowed by the updraught. 4. You use it to examine your eyes and poke them while you are at it. 5. You use the handle end of get rid of that pesky ear wax that has been building up in your ears and give yourself a nasty infection. 6. You use them for dart practice and accidentally hit everyone else in the room. 7. You use them as a road rage weapon 8. Women use it as a masturbatory tool and it gets lodged in your cervix and the gynaecologist has to be called. 9. Men use it as a masturbatory tool and it gets lodged in the penis and the Urologist has to be called (as well as everyone else in the hospital to have a laugh at your predicatment!) 10. You use it to clean the toilet and realise that you have just stirred your coffee with it...oh boy..e-coli here it comes.....!! Yep just about the most dangerous thing in the hands of complete and utter morons!! ha ha ha!!! [Edited 1/9/08 6:20am] you made a list, this thread didn't deserve that amount of time being spent on it.I'm bored and this thread intrigued me..... "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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blueblossom said: jami0mckay said: you made a list, this thread didn't deserve that amount of time being spent on it.I'm bored and this thread intrigued me..... Why thank you  | |
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