High School Musical's resident bimbo...no...not Vanessa Hudgens, the other one....no....not Zac Efron, the other one....Ashley Tisdale! Yeah, that skank. She spoke to People Magazine from her home today and admitted to having a nose job on Friday. Bitch works fast to get the word out.

She said, "Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose."

"I'm not feeling great today. It's uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this."

Oh, but she's obviously not feeling that awful, because she's talking to People. She also wants everyone to know she didn't do this for vanity.

"I didn't do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me."

You should thank them! Your fans paid for that shit.

Deviated septum my ass! I need to use that excuse for everything. "Oh, I'm sorry I farted while we were fucking, but it's my deviated septum acting up."

Camoron Dumbazz also used the deviated septum excuse for getting a nose job. And a few other bimbos (their names escape me at the moment) have done the same. Just like "admitted to the hospital for exhaustion" = drug overdose, "deviated septum" = had half of nose cut off. Meryl Streep has a deviated septum yet functioned just fine without having it "fixed".
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I had a deviated septum. I had it corrected 5 years ago for health reasons. It did not change the appearance of my nose from the outside.

It is not a surgery I would want to do again.

shanti0608 said:

What pisses me off is that Hollywood is now coopting the condition to justify plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons.
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VoicesCarry said:

I know..I don't get it. I was just watching something about the stars getting the surgery done and it changing their appearance...which is bully crap.


When I was told that I needed to have mine corrected my co-worker said "Oh not fair, not you get a new nose".
When I returned to work she said "wow, your nose looks the same".
she said I should have gotten the dr to tell the insurance company that I needed re constructive surgery while I was at it.

No thanks...though I really do not like my long pointy witch nose...I really do not want to put my body through the risk of looking worse afterwards.

I had a rhinoplasty and it had nothing to do with a deviated septum.

I was tired of people making fun of my big nose.

RodeoSchro said:

Really!?! I want a nose job but just to tweak it very very slightly. I won't ever do it because I will chop off my head if I'm Michael Jacksoned

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yeah, I was 18. The doctor did a fantastic job.

RodeoSchro said:

Well you can't tell. You look fabulous!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Thanks!

Decline and fall of the American Empire

Sodom and Gomorrah

RodeoSchro's nose job

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I think it takes years of nose jobs to get your nose looking that fucked up.

Why the hate?

Look, if this girl comes out and says "Hey kids! I got a nose job because big noses are ugly!" Would you be happy then?

All she's doing is trying to get the message across that little girls shouldn't look at her and say "she got one! I need one!" It's the right way to handle it when you're a teen pop star.

Cameron Diaz did break her nose, at least. And she went a long time crooked before she decided to get a nose job.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septum

Nasal septum: the cartilage wall separating the nostrils of the human nose.Often deviated or perforated through physical injury or cocaine abuse.