Well?...or is it one of those things you just can't bring yourself to do in case you don't measure up? [no pun intended]

Every man has measured their penis. Interestingly enough, we use the same tape measure we use when we measure fish we caught.

RodeoSchro said:

I even weight mine.

Imago said:

I had an ex how did but don't all guys measure...it's like a right of passage or some shit, isn't it?

Imago said:

now ... who hasn't

I've measured a number of penises in my time.

RodeoSchro said:

Imago said:

One mouthful is not a standard measure

PANDURITO said:

RodeoSchro said:

Dude,
between this & your "This Is How I Roll" thread,
admit it....
you a hardcore pimp.

BTW,
I never actually measured mine.

I tried to once & then I shared the results with my girlfriend.
She stared at me momentarily & then asked me how could I have measured my penis when I can't even read.
I told her that it was in braiile.
She then called me an idiot & told me that it wasn't the ruler I that was reading.

Imago said:

Possible responses include:

-Would you ever put it on a diet?

-Before or after?

-Is this why the lady on the Scales of Justice is blindfolded?

Illustrator said:

Straight G from tha' 'hood, Holmes.

after 10 years of research by comparing myself to 1000 or so men I'm pretty confident on where I stand in comparison to the average man.

PANDURITO said:

If it's just a mouthful then it's not enough.

And I've got a big mouth.
[Edited 11/29/07 11:19am]

Pretty average but with girth.

JustErin said:

How could you know who I was talking to?

Big mouth, huh?

JustErin said:

i love it when.....

liberation said:

Liber, you are in wicked form today, must be a 29th nov thing, as every one seems to be off it

Half a foot exactly

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

wider is better than longer IMHO

Serious said:

i write this under your nick for one simple reason:

some yrs ago, when i was seeing one of the most beautiful girls in europe, well we had abit of a row, due to my obnoxious behaviour, and she got so pissed with me, that she spent the next 6 months telling anyone that would listen, that I had the smallest dick in Austria, this went so far that i was eventually called "Der Man mit Der goldene pimmel"

PANDURITO said:

If EverSoulicious laughs it's usually at my expense.

And yes.

A group of ladies was out on a town and looking for action. They were referred to a certain hotel, where the attendant told them to check out the floors and see which one offered what they were looking for.

The first floor had a sign that said, "Then men on this floor have it short and thin". The ladies passed and went to the second floor.

That floor had a sign that said, "The men on this floor have it short and fat". Not bad, but the ladies went to the third floor.

The sign there said, "The men on this floor have it long and thin". Getting better, said the ladies, but they continued onto the fourth floor.

They were greeted by a sign that said, "The men on this floor have it long and fat". The ladies were very excited now, but decided to check out the fifth and final floor. They were greeted there by a sign that said:

















"There are no men on this floor. We built it to show that the ladies are NEVER satisfied!"

Whitnail said:

Well the question is was she telling the truth ?
And why golden?

RodeoSchro said:

I've also heard, "if that thing went limp would it's implosion cause a gamma ray burst?"

Imago said:

JustErin said:

Such a tart.....


There are women you date and then there are women you marry....