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Sperm Any horror/funny stories related to sperm?...maybe a sexual encounter, maybe you shot it somewhere and it hit cat in the face 
What about sloppy cleanup stories?, ever get in your hair?  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Allergic reaction story 
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One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
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DanceWme said:
One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
cant spell edit [Edited 12/1/07 8:02am] She should have smelled your eye "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Imago said: http://prince.org/msg/100/228528?&pg=1
It's not the same topic you assmunch. "Waiting to be banned" | |
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liberation said: DanceWme said:
One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
cant spell edit [Edited 12/1/07 8:02am] She should have smelled your eye | |
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DanceWme said: liberation said: She should have smelled your eye Smelling your breath might have worked too?  | |
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Cinnie said: DanceWme said: Smelling your breath might have worked too?  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Cinnie said: DanceWme said: Smelling your breath might have worked too?  she's not that kinda gurl."Waiting to be banned" | |
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DanceWme said:
One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
cant spell edit [Edited 12/1/07 8:02am] THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Cinnie said: DanceWme said: Smelling your breath might have worked too? LMAO | |
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DanceWme said:
One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
cant spell edit [Edited 12/1/07 8:02am] Funny ass story! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Imago said: http://prince.org/msg/100/228528?&pg=1 I'm fairly certain that Imago has made a thread on every conceivable subject posted. In the interest of saving time, just reference him going forward. Wikimago. | |
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violator said: Imago said: http://prince.org/msg/100/228528?&pg=1
I'm fairly certain that Imago has made a thread on every conceivable subject posted. In the interest of saving time, just reference him going forward. Wikimago. The guys a prick!  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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it's a good source of protein  | |
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statuesqque said: it's a good source of protein
You are my twin  [Edited 12/1/07 12:26pm] | |
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shanti0608 said: statuesqque said: it's a good source of protein
You are my twin
[Edited 12/1/07 12:26pm]   | |
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A guy asked to cum on my face once... I said "sure, you first". | |
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DanceWme said:
One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
cant spell edit [Edited 12/1/07 8:02am] yep, it definately is not the best source of eye drops, Eye remember once with this girl, underestimating the force of nature and almost blinding myself, however, we had a good laugh at my pain, I wear shades during such acts ever since8-) If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
"True to his status as the last enigma in music, Prince crashed into London this week in a ball of confusion" The Times 2014 | |
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liberation said: Any horror/funny stories related to sperm?...maybe a sexual encounter, maybe you shot it somewhere and it hit cat in the face
What about sloppy cleanup stories?, ever get in your hair? Ugh I hate it..everything about it Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
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No horror stories. Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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Whitnail said: DanceWme said:
One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
cant spell edit [Edited 12/1/07 8:02am] yep, it definately is not the best source of eye drops, Eye remember once with this girl, underestimating the force of nature and almost blinding myself, however, we had a good laugh at my pain, I wear shades during such acts ever since8-) shades? | |
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liberation said: Any horror/funny stories related to sperm?...maybe a sexual encounter, maybe you shot it somewhere and it hit cat in the face
What about sloppy cleanup stories?, ever get in your hair?
Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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DanceWme said:
One time, my boyfriend got me in the eye. Shit burned for hours. My eye was all red. I used cold water but that didnt really work. He dropped me off home and my mom thought I was smoking weed. She asked to smell my breath
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paisleypark4 said: liberation said: Any horror/funny stories related to sperm?...maybe a sexual encounter, maybe you shot it somewhere and it hit cat in the face
What about sloppy cleanup stories?, ever get in your hair? Ugh I hate it..everything about it You hate sperm? | |
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theodore said: paisleypark4 said: Ugh I hate it..everything about it You hate sperm? Yes it was my first experience and I cringe the smell look taste..UGH!!  Shampoo mixed with soap... YUUUCK!Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: theodore said: You hate sperm? Yes it was my first experience and I cringe the smell look taste..UGH!! Shampoo mixed with soap... YUUUCK!
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paisleypark4 said: theodore said: You hate sperm? Yes it was my first experience and I cringe the smell look taste..UGH!! Shampoo mixed with soap... YUUUCK!It has a smell?! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: paisleypark4 said: Yes it was my first experience and I cringe the smell look taste..UGH!! Shampoo mixed with soap... YUUUCK!It has a smell?! yep, but it depends on alot of things, as various foods etc influence it, but the shampoo mixed with soap is a worst case scenario, that is simply gross, was probably there a month before the release date If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
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