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IstenSzek I just went to his profile.
Hottie! U look so good I feel Naughty. Come to new york so we can have a party. Just u and I and a bottle of bacardi. Pick u up at the airport in my ferrari Im sorry. If this thread caught u off guard. I'll be even more sorry if ur gay or involved. I can go on and on but i'll stop. Gotta go to the bathroom before my bladder pops | |
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I love Lars.
Forever and always. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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DanceWme said: I just went to his profile.
Hottie! U look so good I feel Naughty. Come to new york so we can have a party. Just u and I and a bottle of bacardi. Pick u up at the airport in my ferrari Im sorry. If this thread caught u off guard. I'll be even more sorry if ur gay or involved. I can go on and on but i'll stop. Gotta go to the bathroom before my bladder pops I just read your poem Unfortunately he doesn't bat for your team hon | |
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Imago said: | |
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Imago said: Unfortunately he doesn't bat for your team hon
i just felt my heart break. | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: Unfortunately he doesn't bat for your team hon
i just felt my heart break. Awww..... Maybe you could turn him out with another one of those poems!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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DanceWme said: Imago said: Unfortunately he doesn't bat for your team hon
i just felt my heart break. Bottom line. He's a man. No matter how slanted to one side a guy's orientation, if you flirt with him enough, he WILL have sex with you. | |
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Good idea!
Dan just told me u dont bat for my team. Spend an hour with me and i'll make u scream. U'd be hooked by the way that I'd kiss ya No doubt in my mind that i'd love to strip ya Down to ur boxers and the socks on ur feet I'll start at ur lips then work my way to ur meat I think i better stop cuz its just a waste of time But let me know if u ever change ur mind | |
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Lars Lars, is a hottie,
Sexier than a pin up girl washing a Bugati, I wish he wanted me to walk right down his halls, Cause like the romans, all roads leads to my balls. | |
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Imago said: DanceWme said: i just felt my heart break. Bottom line. He's a man. No matter how slanted to one side a guy's orientation, if you flirt with him enough, he WILL have sex with you. i seriously believe that | |
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DanceWme said: Good idea!
Dan just told me u dont bat for my team. Spend an hour with me and i'll make u scream. U'd be hooked by the way that I'd kiss ya No doubt in my mind that i'd love to strip ya Down to ur boxers and the socks on ur feet I'll start at ur lips then work my way to ur meat I think i better stop cuz its just a waste of time But let me know if u ever change ur mind BEST POEM EVER | |
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Imago said: Lars Lars, is a hottie,
Sexier than a pin up girl washing a Bugati, I wish he wanted me to walk right down his halls, Cause like the romans, all roads leads to my balls. | |
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Lars, I wish he wasn't in the Netherlands,
Reading his books and looking pretty, I'd be happy if we could just be friends, enjoying each other's company in the same city, So witty, so fresh, so very kind is he, When he's not posting, the org seems dry as beef jerky, And maybe it's the holiday season getting to me, But I'd sure as hell like to stuff his turkey. | |
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Imago said: Lars, I wish he wasn't in the Netherlands,
Reading his books and looking pretty, I'd be happy if we could just be friends, enjoying each other's company in the same city, So witty, so fresh, so very kind is he, When he's not posting, the org seems dry as beef jerky, And maybe it's the holiday season getting to me, But I'd sure as hell like to stuff his turkey. OH DAMN but wait im not suppose to be laughing cuz i want him to stuff mine | |
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Oh shit.
I think i'm having a heart attack surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: Lars, I wish he wasn't in the Netherlands,
Reading his books and looking pretty, I'd be happy if we could just be friends, enjoying each other's company in the same city, So witty, so fresh, so very kind is he, When he's not posting, the org seems dry as beef jerky, And maybe it's the holiday season getting to me, But I'd sure as hell like to stuff his turkey. OH DAMN but wait im not suppose to be laughing cuz i want him to stuff mine :There are no emotions to convey just how hard I laughed: | |
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KidaDynamite said: Oh shit.
I think i'm having a heart attack We should be using our jokes in Music & More. Dark times indeed in that forum. [Edited 11/22/07 16:45pm] | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: Bottom line. He's a man. No matter how slanted to one side a guy's orientation, if you flirt with him enough, he WILL have sex with you. i seriously believe that Cause it's the truth. | |
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Imago said: KidaDynamite said: Oh shit.
I think i'm having a heart attack We should be using our jokes in Music & More. Dark times indeed in that forum. [Edited 11/22/07 16:45pm] Yeah I used to live in that place now I go in there from time to time take a shit and then leave! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Lars, boo, Let's play a game,
I dress up as Germany, (World War II is the game's name), U dress up as poland, Then I commence to invade you, Cause thats how I just be rollin' | |
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KidaDynamite said: Imago said: We should be using our jokes in Music & More. Dark times indeed in that forum. [Edited 11/22/07 16:45pm] Yeah I used to live in that place now I go in there from time to time take a shit and then leave! I love it in there, but GD is more free form. More jackass funny folks in here. | |
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Imago said: Lars, boo, Let's play a game,
I dress up as Germany, (World War II is the game's name), U dress up as poland, Then I commence to invade you, Cause thats how I just be rollin' | |
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Imago said: KidaDynamite said: Yeah I used to live in that place now I go in there from time to time take a shit and then leave! I love it in there, but GD is more free form. More jackass funny folks in here. NO!! It depressing in there now..... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: Lars, boo, Let's play a game,
I dress up as Germany, (World War II is the game's name), U dress up as poland, Then I commence to invade you, Cause thats how I just be rollin' Thanks for the entertainment Gotta run Let me know if he reads these wonderful poems and how he reacts. I hope he's pleased. | |
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This thread is pointless cuz im not gettin any.
Dan is just gonna keep makin poems and winning more cupcake points with the guy. What is the point of me being here? | |
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Imago said: DanceWme said: Thanks for the entertainment Gotta run Let me know if he reads these wonderful poems and how he reacts. I hope he's pleased. yeah im out too. Be back later on with some alcohol | |
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DanceWme said: This thread is pointless cuz im not gettin any.
Dan is just gonna keep makin poems and winning more cupcake points with the guy. What is the point of me being here? I call him IstenSTEAK | |
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DanceWme said: This thread is pointless cuz im not gettin any.
Dan is just gonna keep makin poems and winning more cupcake points with the guy. What is the point of me being here? Damn You.....*shakes fist at Dan* surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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