I just went to his profile.



Hottie!
U look so good I feel Naughty.
Come to new york so we can have a party.
Just u and I and a bottle of bacardi.
Pick u up at the airport in my ferrari
Im sorry. If this thread caught u off guard.
I'll be even more sorry if ur gay or involved.
I can go on and on but i'll stop.
Gotta go to the bathroom before my bladder pops

I love Lars.


Forever and always.

DanceWme said:

I just read your poem


Unfortunately he doesn't bat for your team hon

Imago said:

Imago said:

i just felt my heart break.

DanceWme said:

Awww.....

Maybe you could turn him out with another one of those poems!!

DanceWme said:

Bottom line. He's a man. No matter how slanted to one side a guy's orientation, if you flirt with him enough, he WILL have sex with you.

Good idea!

Dan just told me u dont bat for my team.
Spend an hour with me and i'll make u scream.
U'd be hooked by the way that I'd kiss ya
No doubt in my mind that i'd love to strip ya
Down to ur boxers and the socks on ur feet
I'll start at ur lips then work my way to ur meat
I think i better stop cuz its just a waste of time
But let me know if u ever change ur mind

Lars Lars, is a hottie,
Sexier than a pin up girl washing a Bugati,

I wish he wanted me to walk right down his halls,
Cause like the romans, all roads leads to my balls.

Imago said:

i seriously believe that

DanceWme said:

BEST

POEM

EVER

Imago said:

Lars, I wish he wasn't in the Netherlands,
Reading his books and looking pretty,
I'd be happy if we could just be friends,
enjoying each other's company in the same city,

So witty, so fresh, so very kind is he,
When he's not posting, the org seems dry as beef jerky,
And maybe it's the holiday season getting to me,
But I'd sure as hell like to stuff his turkey.

Imago said:

OH DAMN



but wait im not suppose to be laughing cuz i want him to stuff mine

Oh shit.

I think i'm having a heart attack

DanceWme said:

:There are no emotions to convey just how hard I laughed:

KidaDynamite said:

We should be using our jokes in Music & More. Dark times indeed in that forum.
[Edited 11/22/07 16:45pm]

DanceWme said:

Cause it's the truth.

Imago said:

Yeah I used to live in that place now I go in there from time to time take a shit and then leave!

Lars, boo, Let's play a game,
I dress up as Germany,
(World War II is the game's name),
U dress up as poland,

Then I commence to invade you,
Cause thats how I just be rollin'

KidaDynamite said:

I love it in there, but GD is more free form. More jackass funny folks in here.

Imago said:

Imago said:

NO!!

It depressing in there now.....

DanceWme said:

Thanks for the entertainment


Gotta run


Let me know if he reads these wonderful poems and how he reacts. I hope he's pleased.

This thread is pointless cuz im not gettin any.
Dan is just gonna keep makin poems and winning more cupcake points with the guy.


What is the point of me being here?

Imago said:

yeah im out too.


Be back later on with some alcohol

DanceWme said:

I call him IstenSTEAK

DanceWme said:

Damn You.....*shakes fist at Dan*