I go to SAM'S and buy the big pack! That way I never have to worry about running out of TP!

Byron said:

Yep! Thats me. Putting the groceries in the car,it takes up half of my trunk

I notice it's best to buy a roll that is double size.

Byron said:

Yeah my moms bathroom is covered in lace. And in the 80's she fell in love with her glue gun. So she would glue little bows to the tissue holder and glue ribbons on candle jars

Two married girls were out on the town. While walking home, they were both struck by the sudden need to poop. The only place around was a cemetary. It was late, nothing else was available and no one was around, so the girls did their business behind some trees. But they had nothing to wipe themselves with. One girl suggested they use their underwear, but the other girl wasn't so keen on that.

The next morning, the husbands were playing golf together and one said to the other, "You know, we've got to watch those girls. My wife came home drunk off her ass last night, and she wasn't wearing any underwear."

"That's nothing," said the second guy. "My wife was drunk too, but she had a card stuck up her ass that said 'We're all going to miss you'."

what's toilet paper??

Whatever Costco sells which I believe is a 48 pack

veronikka said:

Byron said:

thats ass for days

The REAL question isn't how much toilet paper do you buy. The REAL question is, do you use the Al Bundy model Ferguson Flushmaster?



My house was built about a year before low-flow toilets were mandated. Just another reason why I will never move.

DanceWme said:

What's funny is that there are a couple of rolls there that are almost empty lol ...what THE hell made everyone gravitate to those two rolls and skip the others?

Byron said:

when u reach out ur hand..those two are there i guess

DanceWme said:

how in the hell are the handicapped folks supposed to grab the bar with all that toilet paper around it??

RodeoSchro said:

Ba-WOOSH!! lol ...

And yeah, those low-flow toilets are irritating...it's like peeing in a water fountain. The show "King Of The Hill" had a great bit about those toilets, where Hank, Peggy and Bobby kept track of how many flushes it took for them to get their shit to finally go down ...Peggy came out of the bathroom and when Hank and Bobby asked her, she said it took six flushes. About 5 minutes later Bobby goes into the bathroom, and you hear his voice call out "It took seven, mom!" lol...

DanceWme said:

So where are all the others?

Byron said:

Byron

DanceWme said:

Byron said:

LOL, that's funny! And gross, but really funny!

I have a fortress of paper towels and toilet paper packages in the basement.
(Just incase there's ever a national shortage on it)

unlike my toilet paper/paper towel habits, there is never any food in my house.

24 pack

I buy the 24 pack. I have two bathrooms that I use about equally and I have lots of storage. There's nothing worse than using the last of the paper on your roll and then realizing that was your last roll.

JuliePurplehead said:

I seriously have entire Targets stock worth of 24 packs of toilet paper and 12 packs of paper towels in my basement.
For some reason I always buy it thinking I need it, when I don't.

omg ..u do know ur odd..right?

4

Strictly Charmin..12 pack, ultra soft. Regular rolls are good, the size depends on the capacity of the tp device in the br. I currently have 284.6 sq foot, 200 2-ply sheets per roll.

If you go into "Smoking Gun", some rock bands specify "soft" tp for their accommodations. They must have been given harsh tp in the past, and noticed! Hell, they weren't THAT drunk or wasted!

horatio said:

man of my dreams.....

24 pack - lasts ages. I've found the little hose system is much better than using toilet paper. Just need some to dry your bum with.