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The Question: Toilet Paper How many rolls do you buy at a time?
4 pack? 8 pack? 12 pack? 24 pack? 48 pack??  
Do you wait until you're on your last roll before buying more? Or do you have to have the next pack purchased well before you run out of the last? And no, I don't care which way you hang the roll lol ...(down facing the back is the correct answer, tho...  ) | |
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20 pack cuz thats how I roll. (get it, roll)
I get it ahead of time. What if ur on the toilet and there is no more left? And no one is home but u?  | |
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DanceWme said: 20 pack cuz thats how I roll. (get it, roll)
I get it ahead of time. What if ur on the toilet and there is no more left? And no one is home but u? Use your sleeve ...nobody's gonna know since you're by yourself...
Or am I thinking of when you have to wipe your mouth?...  | |
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I usually buy a 4 or 6 pack of the mega-gigantic-three-rolls-on-one rolls. I live alone and only have so much storage space, so I don't need a lot, but I really hate changing them. Also - more environmentally friendly (fewer cardboard rolls that the paper is rolled on).
I always wait till I'm on my last roll to buy more. Again, with the storage space thing. |
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Byron said: DanceWme said: 20 pack cuz thats how I roll. (get it, roll)
I get it ahead of time. What if ur on the toilet and there is no more left? And no one is home but u? Use your sleeve ...nobody's gonna know since you're by yourself...
Or am I thinking of when you have to wipe your mouth?... 
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CarrieMpls said: I usually buy a 4 or 6 pack of the mega-gigantic-three-rolls-on-one rolls. I live alone and only have so much storage space, so I don't need a lot, but I really hate changing them.
Also - more environmentally friendly (fewer cardboard rolls that the paper is rolled on).
I always wait till I'm on my last roll to buy more. Again, with the storage space thing. ...I always feel like I have to knock out part of a wall in order to fit those massive rolls on my roll holder lol... | |
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Byron said: How many rolls do you buy at a time?
4 pack? 8 pack? 12 pack? 24 pack? 48 pack??
Do you wait until you're on your last roll before buying more? Or do you have to have the next pack purchased well before you run out of the last? And no, I don't care which way you hang the roll lol :lol:...(down facing the back is the correct answer, tho... )I can't stand when somebody has the tissue upwards facing you!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Byron said: CarrieMpls said: I usually buy a 4 or 6 pack of the mega-gigantic-three-rolls-on-one rolls. I live alone and only have so much storage space, so I don't need a lot, but I really hate changing them.
Also - more environmentally friendly (fewer cardboard rolls that the paper is rolled on).
I always wait till I'm on my last roll to buy more. Again, with the storage space thing. ...I always feel like I have to knock out part of a wall in order to fit those massive rolls on my roll holder lol...I bought them once when they came with a free extend-er for your TP holder.  But I don't need it at this apartment. Somehow, it fits. |
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KidaDynamite said: Byron said: How many rolls do you buy at a time?
4 pack? 8 pack? 12 pack? 24 pack? 48 pack??
Do you wait until you're on your last roll before buying more? Or do you have to have the next pack purchased well before you run out of the last? And no, I don't care which way you hang the roll lol :lol:...(down facing the back is the correct answer, tho... )I can't stand when somebody has the tissue upwards facing you!!! Me, either!! I think, anyway...still trying to figure out what you just said there lol... | |
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Byron said: DanceWme said: 20 pack cuz thats how I roll. (get it, roll)
I get it ahead of time. What if ur on the toilet and there is no more left? And no one is home but u? Use your sleeve ...nobody's gonna know since you're by yourself...
Or am I thinking of when you have to wipe your mouth?... OK, I actually typed 75% of this joke on the "I Ran a Mile" thread as a response to one of your posts, but I thought, "Nah, this is TOO bad". Well, obviously I underestimated things, so here goes: A rancher hears about a new way to get cows and bulls aroused, so that they mate more often. All you have to do is stick your hand in the cow's vagina, then rub it under the bull's nose. It's on! It works like a charm and the rancher wonders if it will work with his wife, who's been a little frosty lately. So that night, after she's asleep, he sticks his finger in the right place, then wipes his nose with it. He wakes her up, gets in close, and says, "What about it? Want to have a go?" And she says, "Not until your nose stops bleeding". | |
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CarrieMpls said: Byron said: ...I always feel like I have to knock out part of a wall in order to fit those massive rolls on my roll holder lol...I bought them once when they came with a free extend-er for your TP holder. But I don't need it at this apartment. Somehow, it fits.Yanno, when you have to buy an extender for your tp holder, that's a sign that society is goind downhill ... | |
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RodeoSchro said: Byron said: Use your sleeve ...nobody's gonna know since you're by yourself...
Or am I thinking of when you have to wipe your mouth?... OK, I actually typed 75% of this joke on the "I Ran a Mile" thread as a response to one of your posts, but I thought, "Nah, this is TOO bad". Well, obviously I underestimated things, so here goes: A rancher hears about a new way to get cows and bulls aroused, so that they mate more often. All you have to do is stick your hand in the cow's vagina, then rub it under the bull's nose. It's on! It works like a charm and the rancher wonders if it will work with his wife, who's been a little frosty lately. So that night, after she's asleep, he sticks his finger in the right place, then wipes his nose with it. He wakes her up, gets in close, and says, "What about it? Want to have a go?" And she says, "Not until your nose stops bleeding".   | |
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RodeoSchro said: Byron said: Use your sleeve ...nobody's gonna know since you're by yourself...
Or am I thinking of when you have to wipe your mouth?... OK, I actually typed 75% of this joke on the "I Ran a Mile" thread as a response to one of your posts, but I thought, "Nah, this is TOO bad". Well, obviously I underestimated things, so here goes: A rancher hears about a new way to get cows and bulls aroused, so that they mate more often. All you have to do is stick your hand in the cow's vagina, then rub it under the bull's nose. It's on! It works like a charm and the rancher wonders if it will work with his wife, who's been a little frosty lately. So that night, after she's asleep, he sticks his finger in the right place, then wipes his nose with it. He wakes her up, gets in close, and says, "What about it? Want to have a go?" And she says, "Not until your nose stops bleeding". LOOOOOCK!!!! | |
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RodeoSchro said: Byron said: Use your sleeve ...nobody's gonna know since you're by yourself...
Or am I thinking of when you have to wipe your mouth?... OK, I actually typed 75% of this joke on the "I Ran a Mile" thread as a response to one of your posts, but I thought, "Nah, this is TOO bad". Well, obviously I underestimated things, so here goes: A rancher hears about a new way to get cows and bulls aroused, so that they mate more often. All you have to do is stick your hand in the cow's vagina, then rub it under the bull's nose. It's on! It works like a charm and the rancher wonders if it will work with his wife, who's been a little frosty lately. So that night, after she's asleep, he sticks his finger in the right place, then wipes his nose with it. He wakes her up, gets in close, and says, "What about it? Want to have a go?" And she says, "Not until your nose stops bleeding".
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I usually buy a four-pack, and don't buy it until I'm on the last roll.
Another question for you all: how many of you have one of those steel containers that you keeep next to your toilet where you put your extra rolls of toilet paper in? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: I usually buy a four-pack, and don't buy it until I'm on the last roll.
Another question for you all: how many of you have one of those steel containers that you keeep next to your toilet where you put your extra rolls of toilet paper in? I don't, but I always wondered who did lol... | |
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RodeoSchro said: Byron said: Use your sleeve ...nobody's gonna know since you're by yourself...
Or am I thinking of when you have to wipe your mouth?... OK, I actually typed 75% of this joke on the "I Ran a Mile" thread as a response to one of your posts, but I thought, "Nah, this is TOO bad". Well, obviously I underestimated things, so here goes: A rancher hears about a new way to get cows and bulls aroused, so that they mate more often. All you have to do is stick your hand in the cow's vagina, then rub it under the bull's nose. It's on! It works like a charm and the rancher wonders if it will work with his wife, who's been a little frosty lately. So that night, after she's asleep, he sticks his finger in the right place, then wipes his nose with it. He wakes her up, gets in close, and says, "What about it? Want to have a go?" And she says, "Not until your nose stops bleeding".   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Byron said: KidaDynamite said: I can't stand when somebody has the tissue upwards facing you!!! Me, either!! I think, anyway...still trying to figure out what you just said there lol... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Farmer Ted's wife isn't feeling so good. It's late and the town doctor is out of town. Ted and his wife weren't much for doctors anyway, but she was feeling real bad, so Farmer Ted suggested she go see their new neighbor Betty, who was a nurse.
The wife is gone about five minutes and comes back with scratches all over her face and bruises about the body. "What the hell happened?!?" said Farmer Ted. "I don't really know," said his wife. "I told her I wasn't feeling so good and she told me to piss in a cup. Well, I told HER to go shit in a hat and the next thing you know, it was on." | |
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I usually get 24 rolls. I stock up,I cant stand to run out of TP
I have toilet paper overflowing out of the cabinet now because I bought 24 rolls when I thought I was low,but I had another 24 rolls sitting in the back of the cabinet. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Byron said: psychodelicide said: I usually buy a four-pack, and don't buy it until I'm on the last roll.
Another question for you all: how many of you have one of those steel containers that you keeep next to your toilet where you put your extra rolls of toilet paper in? I don't, but I always wondered who did lol... My sister-in-law has one. They're okay, I guess. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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RodeoSchro said: Farmer Ted's wife isn't feeling so good. It's late and the town doctor is out of town. Ted and his wife weren't much for doctors anyway, but she was feeling real bad, so Farmer Ted suggested she go see their new neighbor Betty, who was a nurse.
The wife is gone about five minutes and comes back with scratches all over her face and bruises about the body. "What the hell happened?!?" said Farmer Ted. "I don't really know," said his wife. "I told her I wasn't feeling so good and she told me to piss in a cup. Well, I told HER to go shit in a hat and the next thing you know, it was on." Dude!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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psychodelicide said: Byron said: I don't, but I always wondered who did lol... My sister-in-law has one. They're okay, I guess. My mom made this lace thing that hangs on the wall next to the toilet. You can fit 3 rolls in it. I'm so used to it,I've been wanting to ask her to make me one. But it would look sooo corny in my bathroom "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: psychodelicide said: My sister-in-law has one. They're okay, I guess. My mom made this lace thing that hangs on the wall next to the toilet. You can fit 3 rolls in it. I'm so used to it,I've been wanting to ask her to make me one. But it would look sooo corny in my bathroom A lace one sounds pretty, actually. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: ThreadCula said: My mom made this lace thing that hangs on the wall next to the toilet. You can fit 3 rolls in it. I'm so used to it,I've been wanting to ask her to make me one. But it would look sooo corny in my bathroom A lace one sounds pretty, actually. Yes, it is very pretty. Hers is a peach color. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: I usually get 24 rolls. I stock up,I cant stand to run out of TP
I have toilet paper overflowing out of the cabinet now because I bought 24 rolls when I thought I was low,but I had another 24 rolls sitting in the back of the cabinet. I usually buy a 4 pack, but my daughter and her mom buy those big, honkin', stinkin' 48 packs that are the size of a loveseat...and they buy another one when they're down to "only" 12 rolls lol... | |
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psychodelicide said: ThreadCula said: My mom made this lace thing that hangs on the wall next to the toilet. You can fit 3 rolls in it. I'm so used to it,I've been wanting to ask her to make me one. But it would look sooo corny in my bathroom A lace one sounds pretty, actually. A lace thing for toilet paper sounds 73-year-old-Aunt-Mable's-Bathroom to me lol (no offense to Thread's mom heh)... | |
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