I might have done something stupid tonight.

I felt lazy and didn't want to cook, so I picked up a flyer I had gotten in the mail that advertised a pizzeria which offers home delivery. I selected their pick-your-own-ingredients pizza, called them up and placed the order. The mumbling guy at the other end told me it would take forty-five minutes but after a mere twenty minutes my doorbell rang. The guy who delivered the pizza looked a little bit strange, you know, not drunken or dirty necessarily but rather as if he could be in a David Lynch movie.

I ate the pizza anyway and it tasted okay but far from great and I couldn't get the creepy feeling I got from that guy out of my head. So I went and looked at the flyer again to see where this pizzeria is located (in case I might have walked past it one day) but there was no address anywhere! Then I looked in the phone book and it wasn't listed. I googled it. No hits. It's a friggin phantom pizzeria and I just ate their pizza...

I'll let you know if my stomach starts feeling really weird.

Have you ever had a bite to eat at some restaurant and then noticed something that made you regret ever going there in the first place?

That's REALLY funny! There are some places like that here though, that don't have a restaurant/place for pickup, they only do the deliveries. I have made point of not calling those places though cos you never know where they are.

That's kinda spooky!

Teacher said:

The big question is; do you know anybody who ordered from them and survived?

CarrieMpls said:

Yeah, I'm expecting the flyer to catch on fire and disappear any second now!

retina said:

No.....





















I don't anybody who ordered from them period.

Teacher said:

At least it's somewhat comforting to know that there are other pizzerias like it out there. I bet they're not registered as proper business though, which means that there are no health controls.

retina said:

That's my point. Now I gotta call and order Thai.

Teacher said:

Well thanks for your sympathy.

retina said:

Well I got paid for my lack of sympathy, see post below.
[Edited 11/24/07 13:50pm]

SHIT!!! They closed the kitchen! I'm too late... stupid Org!

Stupid Org!!!
[Edited 11/24/07 13:50pm]

Teacher said:

I can provide you with a phone number to a good pizzeria that's still open.

retina said:

Thanks but no thanks

retina said:

Order another one then follow them back

Steadwood said:

its gonna be some creepy shack in a neighborhood with drunken elf lookin people in the back makin oven brick pizzas.

DanceWme said:

whoa.

Steadwood said:

oh my goodness

I swear I KNEW u would do that


freaky

DanceWme said:

I do take some odd photos

Steadwood said:

DanceWme said:

Exactly! A total David Lynch scenario, complete with dwarves speaking backwards or people with no faces.

And they'd be chopping up a cat into the cubes that I thought was chicken, and then they sprinkle some dandruff onto the cheese for extra tang.

retina said:

I just noticed that my 10,000th post was the one about dwarves and dandruff. How very appropriate for the org.

retina said:

@ this whole thread!
[Edited 11/24/07 16:10pm]

Steadwood said:

OMG at this whole story

oh my

Steadwood said:

They might catch you and serve you like peperoni or mystry meat on next pizza.

Have you noticed Rod Serling lurking about near your house?