OMG! I got a new friend request from "Lauren" since posting this thread, with no picture attached (usually it's some chick with her fallopian tubes cascading out from between her legs) so out of curiosity I clicked on her profile and this is what is listed under the section "about me":

So there it was, my first cock. It wasn't that big, maybe 5.5 inches, but thickish. It felt hard and rubbery, and somehow different from mine. It seemed to curve upward at an angle more than mine. I continued to slowly tug away. i met dacia at my job in the computer labs during the summer after my freshman year. i was an emergency hire when they could not fill shifts during the spring semester. one of the female supervisors adopted me as her little brother, so i got hours during the summer session. dacia was a junior that i noticed around the lab but never worked with. she got summer hours too; because the lab was only open a few hours a day, we worked together a lot. then as she slowly withdrew her fingers from deep within her pussy she swirled them around her clit. i watched as her body shivered just a little as her pleasure began taking over her body and she again gave into her pleasure. except for the red thong worn by the blond and the white one on the brunette, all four were naked. shooter, the shemale, and the brunette began to slowly circling the rubenesque blond, their hands trailing on her body as they moved around her. the blond's arms hung at her sides, her legs slightly parted. she made eye contact with each one as they passed, her chest heaving in arousal. i spotted dacia in the front row. the table was reserved for her, or at least no one dared sit there. dacia could be vocal in her displeasure, almost as loud as with her pleasure. a couple of guys sat at the table trying to grasp and keep her fleeting attention. i sighed; even if dacia made me feel, i had to wonder if this was worth it. "wow. i really liked that. can we do it again."


OK, first of all this is a guy with a chick's name. At least I never met a man named Lauren before I love how one moment Dacia has summer hours too and because the lab was open only a few hours a day they worked together alot and the next sentence she is slowly withdrawing her fingers from her vag WTF?! Not only that but there is a shemale somewhere in that story and I'm sorry but no 18 year old in the universe uses the term "Rubinesque"

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[Edited 11/29/07 16:13pm]

i made a myspace page for my cat, and HE gets myspace friend requests from stripper pornbots!

Anxiety said:

Is your cat's picture in the profile?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

WHAT.







THE.










HELL.










IS.












THIS.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

YES!

maybe it's because his profile song is "pussy" by lords of acid?

I get them all the friggin' time. Just yesterday I sent a message to my friend telling her I mistakenly logged on to read one of them because the slut's name was the same as my friend and I got fooled. Normally I ignore them and myspace deletes them automatically because they are spam.

Anxiety said:

Well for sure that word is nowhere to be found in my profile

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Nope. It's like they're onto us sexy muthafockas or something.

Anxiety said:

Your cat has been sending my dog some nasty myspace notes. Nass-tay!

Um. Well I have an artist page so I don't know if that should make a difference?

http://www.myspace.com/CinisterCee

But, no. I don't get these kinds of requests.

Imago said:

point proven...

dirty & old...but not a man...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You're so handsome, they just wanna turn you straight, honey...

Mushanga said:

I got this not once but TWICE in my messages today:

hey, what's UP?

this might sound weird but I'm at a friend's house browsing their myspace acct and you are on their friends list and I just had to say that I think you are kinda cute.

since I don't have myspace, if you want to get to know me better - you need to join xxxblackbook and add me as a friend. My screenname is daddysgirl1985.

I'm single rite now but I'm sure that wont last long so if you want a chance at this (I'm the one on the right)

YOU BETTER GO
sign up! just click my
pic to goto the sign
up page, oh its free
btw.

***Insert Hot Blonde Here***

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Sorry, I just had to try..

Mushanga said:

I like your lip/nose space so you're already a shoe in!

Mushanga said:

I like your lip/nose space so you're already a shoe in!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You like it huh?

What part of gay don't they understand!!!!!