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Girls...snoring  have one beside me right now....  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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The last girl I had snored so bad I would leave the bedroom and sleep in the living room with the TV on. She was VERY VERY LOUD. 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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no big deal....
she could be farting..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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ya tell the girls about it and they lie saying they don't ...so get our ur recorder | |
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farting might not keep me up all night at least My Legacy
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amorbella said: no big deal....
she could be farting.....   | |
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It's more of that high pitch nasel snoring...you understand? "Waiting to be banned" | |
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and fanny farting? small circles, big wheels!
I've got a pretty firm grip on the obvious! | |
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While not an ideal circumstance, I'd learn to live with it if I truly loved her... | |
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liberation said: It's more of that high pitch nasel snoring...you understand?
consider yourself lucky, it's the low rumbling kind that even earplugs can't block My Legacy
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I've been told that I have a quiet snore when I am really overtired. | |
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JustErin said: I've been told that I have a quiet snore when I am really overtired.
I'd just stick a cork in ya'... | |
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violator said: JustErin said: I've been told that I have a quiet snore when I am really overtired.
I'd just stick a cork in ya'... Thats code for ...., right? "Waiting to be banned" | |
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violator said: JustErin said: I've been told that I have a quiet snore when I am really overtired.
I'd just stick a cork in ya'... so she suffocates? I hadn't thought of that! My Legacy
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NDRU said: violator said: I'd just stick a cork in ya'... so she suffocates? I hadn't thought of that! Uh... not quite... | |
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violator said: NDRU said: so she suffocates? I hadn't thought of that! Uh... not quite...  My Legacy
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I don't think I snore. The master surely drowns me out anyway. If I ask him was I snoring, he ALWAYS says: "no, but while you were asleep on your back with your mouth open, a big cockroach crawled out."
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violator said: NDRU said: so she suffocates? I hadn't thought of that! Uh... not quite... Why does dick always come into play when it comes to my posts? | |
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JustErin said: violator said: Uh... not quite... Why does dick always come into play when it comes to my posts? Uh, I beg your pardon, but I said cork... | |
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I really don't mind the snoring. But farting is a big no, no for me. I almost kicked a girl outta my bed after she let one go. Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U. | |
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I think you should just be happy that you have a woman sleeping beside you! | |
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CarrieLee said: I think you should just be happy that you have a woman sleeping beside you!
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i snore when i'm very tired but its not really loud. farts?....  I ain't gonna lie, i think i let out a few in my sleep. i woke up outta my sleep from one and i turned over and my boyfriend was laughing ass!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: I don't think I snore. The master surely drowns me out anyway. If I ask him was I snoring, he ALWAYS says: "no, but while you were asleep on your back with your mouth open, a big cockroach crawled out."
EEWW! | |
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paintedlady said: ZombieKitten said: I don't think I snore. The master surely drowns me out anyway. If I ask him was I snoring, he ALWAYS says: "no, but while you were asleep on your back with your mouth open, a big cockroach crawled out."
EEWW! I don't think it's true 
(I hope!) | |
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i do.  not loudly at all though! | |
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ZombieKitten said: paintedlady said: EEWW! I don't think it's true
(I hope!) Maybe one day you can slip one of those spiders in his mouth when he's snoring or at least a dead one in his underpants   | |
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CarrieLee said: I think you should just be happy that you have a woman sleeping beside you!
Particularly you beside me would be a blessing. If even only as co-eds You're gorgeous! Seen the scene, I'm diggin' it, well..... | |
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shanti0608 said: Get outside the box, dear.  | |
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