JustErin said:

Such a tart.....


There are women you date and then there are women you marry....

Whitnail said:

Well the question is was she telling the truth ?
And why golden?

A group of ladies was out on a town and looking for action. They were referred to a certain hotel, where the attendant told them to check out the floors and see which one offered what they were looking for.

The first floor had a sign that said, "Then men on this floor have it short and thin". The ladies passed and went to the second floor.

That floor had a sign that said, "The men on this floor have it short and fat". Not bad, but the ladies went to the third floor.

The sign there said, "The men on this floor have it long and thin". Getting better, said the ladies, but they continued onto the fourth floor.

They were greeted by a sign that said, "The men on this floor have it long and fat". The ladies were very excited now, but decided to check out the fifth and final floor. They were greeted there by a sign that said:

















"There are no men on this floor. We built it to show that the ladies are NEVER satisfied!"

pardonme4livin said:

Definitely NOT the first time I've been told that.

Serious said:

i cant answer either question, only to say, i once met this girl who was 22 yrs from Graz, and she had been with 80 guys, and she said it is not the smallest, thats not to say, that it was maybe the second smallest, as for the golden thing, have no clue where that came from, it was just one of those things

Whitnail said:

okay

Serious said:

it aint anything to laugh at, it could have ruined my self esteem, imagine thinking about it all the time, always thinking, she wont even notice it, like some 5cm japanese guy, it could have been my ruination, but the whole thing backfired on her, instead of getting other girls to dislike me, i eneded up with close to a fanclub, was totally crazy

Serious said:

it aint anything to laugh at, it could have ruined my self esteem, imagine thinking about it all the time, always thinking, she wont even notice it, like some 5cm japanese guy, it could have been my ruination, but the whole thing backfired on her, instead of getting other girls to dislike me, i eneded up with close to a fanclub, was totally crazy

Whitnail said:

Well if an attack on your manhood ever happens again, you can always turn the tide and tell people she is built like a cavern and that is the problem

Whitnail said:

Awwww, you are craving for some and and aren't you .
But good for you that the girls reacted the way they did. And I slowly start understanding what you are talking about when you say you met a lot of freaks in Austria

Serious said:

you honestly dont want to know what a freakshow that was, I am sure you have heard of goodmans or not?

Whitnail said:

No I haven't.

Serious said:

next time you are out at about 4am in vienna, tell the taxi driver Goodmans, check it out, total madhouse, especially downstairs, good beats but a very unusual crowd

JustErin said:

Such a tart.....


There are women you date and then there are women you marry....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

wider is better than longer IMHO

PANDURITO said:

That is why women can't park.....coz guys keep telling them that what she is showing there is 8 inches

pardonme4livin said:

You are one to talk.....Manwhore And the same goes for men.....there are men you have "fun" with and men you take home to meet the parents.

When I turned 18, first thing I did was sling it over my shoulder and hauled it down to Home Depot to buy a meter-man measuring wheel and a thickness gauge.

I've measured a number of penises in my time.

9 1/2 Inches...curves to the left...10 inches without the curve!