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Most Creative Object You've Ever Used To Masturbate? This one's for you, boob! And anyone else who would like to participate, of course!
What's the most creative object you've ever used to aid in masturbation? Myself, I'm a strictly fingers girl. I did, however, read on a website about candlesticks and the like...I know some people tend to get into fruits and vegetables even. Please, share your creative masturbation tales.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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I often times like to use a 101 Dalmatians hand puppet or maybe a Kermit the Frog hand puppet... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Hot water balloon and oilz.
I used a summer sausage on an ex once. We had snacks later... -------------------------------------------------
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a toothbrush " could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS! | |
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Where is Natasha?  This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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masterbating with a foreign object and will b due to report back once orgasm has been accomplished | |
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a sock
a twinkie sheet rock _________________________________________
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I don't think I'm allowed to say it in the forums...
So I'll keep it to myself  | |
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Plenty of things,but if you think I'll tell you you are Crazy. Use your Imagination. Women , I'll give you this one you can have Mighty fun in the Shower. | |
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I do not need foreign objects in my  what do you think God gave me hands for.  | |
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Has any body been in the ER yet and having to embarrassingly say why something is unable to come out. Bet the ER staff would have a good laugh over that one. Foreign object, Yewww!!! 
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moderatorSomebody I know stuck an Anal Ball up her guy's Ass now he supposedly went to the bathroom and it came out and she didn't even realize it was missing from the Thread. He told her and she Laughed. Once somebody I know forgot about a Tampon and used a Diaphram and later on when she took out the Diaphram well she realized a Tampon was up there. Very odd she said. Luckily she didn't need O.R. [This message was edited Thu Oct 17 22:40:07 PDT 2002 by Natasha] | |
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All I can tell ya is I've come 5 times tonight and all I used was my fingers so it depends on my mood. I can be Very Imaginative cause Sex is Imaginative. | |
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a friend of mine works at the ER, and after hearing some of his stories, i'd strongly decourage the use of anything in bottle-shape or round things like billiart balls  "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
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Oh sweet Battier, must you ask such questions knowing that a certain individual will most certainly gross you out!!! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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You are a Prude Sag! Is that short for Sagitarius? | |
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Natasha said: You are a Prude Sag! Is that short for Sagitarius? Or Sagging Titties? | |
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Natasha, settle down. Sag doesn't deserve that.
Spread the pleasantries... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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I once used a food item which I let stay in my pussy yeah,I walked around with this item inside to get my pussy juices and then guess what I did? I took it out and gave it to my lover to eat. So he was eating my stuff you know and he just went wild and Fucked me Uncontrollably on my Living Room Sofa. It was Great! | |
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I am sickened...   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: I am sickened...
It's O.K., you just need to relax and let yourself get into it! ==========================
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Yes,my God you gotta relax and loosen up. My Boyfriends Never leave me that's for sure! | |
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Natasha said: I once used a food item which I let stay in my pussy yeah,I walked around with this item inside to get my pussy juices and then guess what I did? I took it out and gave it to my lover to eat. So he was eating my stuff you know and he just went wild and Fucked me Uncontrollably on my Living Room Sofa. It was Great!
I've heard that you cant do that with baked goods. Is that true? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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It wasn't a Pie or a Roll it was Hard! | |
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Natasha said: It wasn't a Pie or a Roll it was Hard! Real Hard and it wasn't a LIMPT BISKIT! | |
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A ham? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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No,harder than a Ham and not the Bone. But I did Hide it. | |
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Boob said: CalhounSq said: I am sickened...
It's O.K., you just need to relax and let yourself get into it! Whatever, I ain't walkin' around with a buffet up my crack...  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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It's good to Play with Food . It's Natural! | |
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It feels like I masturbate with my mouse every time I log on to the org...
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