He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very
sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked; "Are they as
firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said, Yes ma'am, and a little tear ran from his
eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice
and pink like this?"

The farmer said Yes and another tear came from the other eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are
they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said, Yes and broke down crying.

The lady asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"

Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my
soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed
out of my peaches!"

everyone always screws the farmer



hey funky

emm said:

mmmm Farmer Screwing. Where do I sign up?

WHOMP!! WHOMP!!