Hip, hip... HOORAY!

YAY, BUSH!



Yay, Bush!!!

...
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 10:50:20 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

you are a deep motherfucka, Ice...

soulpower said:

I try...

Mr. Snugglekins knows that Mr. Furry Kitty was in Dade County during the last presidential election...


[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 10:52:39 PDT 2002 by applekisses]

applekisses said:

Many people saw Mr. Snugglekins attempting to glue chads back on ballots with votes for Bush, while he was using his claws to dimple the chads for Gore.

THE TRUTH IS OUT, KITTY!!!

:EVIL:

Mr. Snugglekins wants to know what is meant by "glue"? Also, he did not have any relations with those ballots!
It was Mr. Furry Kitty with colored contact lenses!



Mr. Snugglekins thinks that the other members of C.A.F.E. should be brought in to debate the issue.





the behemoth will take the stand first...
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 11:03:10 PDT 2002 by applekisses]

Mr. Snugglekins, is it not true that you were responsible for calling the election before all the polls were closed in Florida and thus causing many Bush supporters not to vote, due to the early call?

I thought so, my nefarious-minded colleague.

...
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 11:02:22 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

The behemoth is carried forward by his human servant and defends his client by objecting to Mr. Furry Kitty's accusation because there is no evidence.
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 11:06:45 PDT 2002 by applekisses]

The introduction of a giant cat is merely a smokescreen to divert the public's attention from the real issue of voter fraud and ballot tampering. Do not fall for these obviously deceptive techniques.

Bushisms: you have to read to believe

from the following website: slate.msn.com/ ?id=76886

By the way, this man, into whose mind you are about to have a glimpse, has just been empowered to wage war with Iraq... Instead of the Spanish mano y mano, we have madman y madman...

"Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money."-Boston, Oct. 4, 2002

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will."-Speaking about Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

"You see, the Senate wants to take away some of the powers of the administrative branch."-Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."-Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."-Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

"I'm plowed of the leadership of Chuck Grassley and Greg Ganske and Jim Leach."-Davenport, Iowa, Sept. 16, 2002

"There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again."-Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons."-South Bend, Ind., Sept. 5, 2002

"If you don't have any ambitions, the minimum-wage job isn't going to get you to where you want to get, for example. In other words, what is your ambitions? And oh, by the way, if that is your ambition, here's what it's going to take to achieve it."-Speech to students in Little Rock, Ark., Aug. 29, 2002 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

"See, we love-we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love."-Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002

"There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide."-Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"President Musharraf, he's still tight with us on the war against terror, and that's what I appreciate. He's a-he understands that we've got to keep al-Qaida on the run, and that by keeping him on the run, it's more likely we will bring him to justice."-Ruch, Ore., Aug. 22, 2002 (Thanks to Scott Miller.)


"The federal government and the state government must not fear programs who change lives, but must welcome those faith-based programs for the embetterment of mankind."-Stockton, Calif., Aug. 23, 2002 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

"I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society."-Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"There was no malfeance involved. This was an honest disagreement about accounting procedures. ... There was no malfeance, no attempt to hide anything."-White House press conference, Washington, D.C., July 8, 2002

"I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill."-National Security Agency, Fort Meade, Maryland, June 4, 2002

"We're working with Chancellor Schröder on what's called 10-plus-10-over-10: $10 billion from the U.S.,$10 billion from other members of the G7 over a 10-year period, to help Russia securitize the dismantling-the dismantled nuclear warheads."-Berlin, Germany, May 23, 2002

"Do you have blacks, too?"-To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society."-Santa Clara, Calif., May 1, 2002

"After all, a week ago, there were-Yasser Arafat was boarded up in his building in Ramallah, a building full of, evidently, German peace protestors and all kinds of people. They're now out. He's now free to show leadership, to lead the world."-Washington, D.C., May 2, 2002 (Thanks to M. Bateman.)

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."-as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

"I want to thank the dozens of welfare to work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves."-Washington, D.C., April 18, 2002 (Thanks to George Dupper.)

"And so, in my State of the-my State of the Union-or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked-4,000 hours." -Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002

"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."-Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."-Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002

"We've tripled the amount of money-I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available."-Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat-I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit."-O'Fallon, Mo., Mar. 18, 2002

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all. ... I can't think of anything more deep than that right."-Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region."-Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them."-Albuquerque, N.M., Aug. 15, 2001

"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."-Denver, Aug. 14, 2001

"There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And-but first things first. The-these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework-the groundwork-not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the-all right."-Referring to former Sen. George Mitchell's report on Middle East peace, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 13, 2001 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the-in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen."-Crawford, Texas, Aug, 13, 2001 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)

"You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles."-Referring to his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin, Rome, July 23, 2001 (Thanks to Alex Hernandez.)

''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe-I believe what I believe is right."-Rome, July 22, 2001

"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president
during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I-it's-I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."-Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001

"I want to thank you for coming to the White House to give me an opportunity to urge you to work with these five senators and three congressmen, to work hard to get this trade promotion authority moving. The power that be, well most of the power that be, sits right here."-Washington, D.C., June 18, 2001

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."-Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

"I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't."-Referring to the McCain-Kennedy patients' bill of rights, Brussels, Belgium, June 13, 2001

"Can't living with the bill means it won't become law."-Referring to the McCain-Kennedy patients' bill of rights, Brussels, Belgium, June 13, 2001

"Russia is no longer our enemy and therefore we shouldn't be locked into a Cold War mentality that says we keep the peace by blowing each other up. In my attitude, that's old, that's tired, that's stale."-Des Moines, Iowa, June 8, 2001

"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious-I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well."-Miami, Fla., June 4, 2001

"Our nation must come together to unite."-Tampa, Fla., June 4, 2001
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 11:27:33 PDT 2002 by XxAxX]
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 11:28:36 PDT 2002 by XxAxX]

Mr. Fluffy Kitty is going to refrain from looking up stupid Gore and Clinton quotes... but there are plenty of them.

....
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 11:29:40 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

That GIANT Cat you speak of is the defendant's attorney...
OBJECTION!!

applekisses said:

The giant cat IS a fraud!!! We all know that this man is your real attorney!!!

IceNine said:

This statement is inflamatory! That primate is no other than Grandpappy POOK...Mr. POOK's grandfather!


Why is it so difficult to believe that this feline mastedon is Mr. Snugglekins' attorney?!?

When asked about Mr. Snugglekins, cats around the world have responded unanimously and have asked this cat to be their spokescat.

IceNine said:

OBJECTION, OBJECTION, OBJECTION!!!



Does the jury...


actually believe that this man could have gotten the opinions of every cat on this planet? I think not...let this comment be removed from the court record!
[This message was edited Wed Oct 16 12:55:06 PDT 2002 by applekisses]

A group of feline actors have staged a theatrical representation of Mr. Snugglekins' court case for your enjoyment.

"Mr. Snugglekins goes to Washington - a one-act play"

THIS is what happened to the last cat that said that...

applekisses said:

And this is what Mr. Snugglekins is going to look like in prison!

objection! threatening the witness, your honor

XxAxX said:

Thanks XxAxX!