Which brand do you prefer?

Whatever happened to the drunken fumble with a empty crisp poke and an elastic band?

First i have to find a female to copulate with....

Any kind that's strong enough! All brands these days seem to brag about being "ultra-thin" and "the thinnest condom you can find - for extra sensation"...well if I just wanted the good sensation I wouldn't have used a condom in the first place; the condom is supposed to offer safety, dammit!

Haven't had to use condoms in 17 yrs We used to use them. Different brands

Used to order the variety pack of all different types and brands.
I liked the ribbed ones best....

I just remembered that I bought one of those vibrating condoms a couple yrs ago just for the fun of it

Steadwood said:

That would be awesome if it actually worked and was safe. I think the five seconds they mention is the maximum time I'd be prepared to wait though. If it would start to get closer to fifteen seconds I'd rather just roll on an old-fashioned condom and get going!

retina said:

You could always wave it about in the wind to speed up the process

...Adds a whole new dimension to a Blow Job!

Steadwood said:

I am sorry to say I've disliked basically ever kind I've tried. But I'm blessed (or cursed) in that I'm just not really used to them (few & long term partners)

Steadwood said:

Maybe in a few years you have to be very specific in bed: "Could I have a blow job? Okay wait, I meant the other kind, the one that involves your mouth." lol

retina said:

and that might be answered by "Yes dear.... but I'll have to peel it first"

Best condoms ever made: Kimono - Strong as well as thin. The Japanese are always a day ahead of everyone in the technology department.

Number23 said:

benyamin said:

It's a real Pig with Salt 'n Vinigar

Steadwood said:

that's so gross.

benyamin said:

I know

...My spelling is terrible

Number23 said:

That sounds so crude, but real condoms are basically the same concept. Why is there no alternative for men but sever the balls or put your dick in a baggie?

NDRU said:

I have NEVER eaten crisps from a condom!

.....YET!

Steadwood said:

Come to think of it, what happens if the dick softens a bit at some point during the sex? Since the condom is custom-fitted for a fully erect dick it shouldn't be able to shrink along with it right? Oh well, maybe the whole thing is just a joke anyway. I just thought it was such a cool idea that I want it to be real, lol.

i only feel comfortable in these


moreso for the girth than the length

retina said:

Shrink wrapped dick doesn't sound great does it?

I hate condoms.

JustErin said:

Me too.

benyamin said:

Me too though I have never heard anyone say that they love them...

I've never worn one. I've only ever been with one girl, and she's on the pill, so there's really no need.

shanti0608 said:

I hate them and therefore I don't use them...er...well, not me...but you know what I mean.

The only time I will tolerate them is if I am with someone brand new and don't know them well or their history...but that never really happens.