Favorite quote right now:

The fans turned on Carolin Panthers quarterback David Carr quickly. After Carr's third-down pass was batted down near the end zone, John Kasay kicked a 29-yard field goal to cut the halftime deficit to 10-6.

But not before fans started chanted "We want Moore" - a plea for the Panthers to put in rookie quarterback Matt Moore, who eventually did replace Carr.

"It's not like we were purposely trying to not score points," Carr said. "They were chanting 'More' -- that they wanted more points. And we were trying to give it to them."

lazycrockett said:

All of Mark Twain's quotes.

"Man, What about the fine ass hos I had coming here.
They said they were gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we're gonna make them Holler for a doller.
One of 'em said they'd suck my dick from the back. I ain't never had that, ever happen to me, I'm trying to see what that be like."


DayDay - Friday after next


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DanceWme said:

i remember that

Never argue with a fool, because when you do no one can tell you apart.

Anxiety said:

one of the reason's why i truly admire this man

Ocean said:

Anxiety said:

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is compromise.

I quote movies a lot...

Airplane, Better off dead, Serial Mom, Beyond the valley of the dolls. My favorite movie that's got tons of quotes is Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?

Martha: Fix the kids a drink, George. What would you like to drink, kid– kid.
Nick: Honey? what would you like?
Honey: Ohhhh, I don't know, dear, a little brandy maybe. "Never mix, never worry!"
George: Brandy? Just brandy? Simple, simple…
[George turns to Nick.]
George: What about you, em… em… em…
Nick: Bourbon on the rocks, if you don't mind.
George: Mind? I don't mind. I don't think I mind. Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?
Martha: Sure! "Never mix, never worry!"

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
-AA Milne

To laugh often and much;

To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;

To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;

To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;

To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch
or a redeemed social condition;

To know even one life has breathed
easier because you have lived;

This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest love of your life is the one you never had. ( Sir Peter Ustinov )

A few quotes by Aristotle:

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

Law is mind without reason.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

"You know another thing that makes women such a blessing for us? It's when you're sitting somewhere and they come over and they say to you, "What are you thinking?" And you start thinking, "If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking!" But you can't actually say that to 'em or else they'll kill you. And they're allowed to...see it's that whole period, P.M.S. thing, I don't know, I'm not a doctor...but I think that P.M.S. stands for "Pummel Men's Scrotums."

~Al Bundy

“No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved."

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
-Emerson Pugh

"If I speak in the tongues of men and angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal."
-1 Cor. 13:1

"As golden apples in silver relief, is the word spoken in its time."
-Proverbs 25:11

"O Fortuna... egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem." ("Oh Fortune... poverty and power, she melts them like ice.")
-From Carl Orff's Carmina Burana

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
-Jim Morrison

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to-letting a person be what he really is.
-Jim Morrison

Akeelah Anderson:- "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, “Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?” Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same." -(Quoting Marianne Williamson)

Christopher said:

I say that all the time

Christopher said:

Yes, I've heard this before but didn't know who said this. Thanks!

Christopher said:

...When we accept that we are powerful beyond measure, that means we also have to accept that we are 100% responsible for our circumstances...and we sincerely do NOT want to do that lol.

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Henry J. Tillman

If I had my life to live all over again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

"Beer, the cause and solution, to all of life’s problems" ~ H. Simpson