Volitan said:

In Todays era of STD's and virus's you have alot more to worry bout than getting someone knocked up!!!

always wear a condom!!!

JustErin said:

Condoms are very irritating. In the figurative and literal sense. Thankfully I haven't had to use them in a very long time. I hope that I don't have to in the future.

Mach said:

Oh, they're not knitted any longer

PANDURITO said:

they're not ?

Trojan Magnum

I am completely shocked at this thread We live in a time of STDs and women getting a virus causing cancer, but yet people are NOT using a condom because it's "uncomfortable". And just because you have been with someone for a long period of time that doesn't mean anything. People DO cheat and aren't always honest. So unless you are GOING to the Dr with them and seeing their results and know they are completely safe.....Use a fucking CONDOM! Ok I am done with my rant.
[Edited 11/24/07 21:21pm]

EverSoulicious said:

Some people cheat
Some people aren't honest

Sometimes being with someone for a long time does mean something

Mach said:

True, I mean I've been with the same person for 21 years and haven't had to use a condom for 7 years (after our last son) But still, people shouldn't be so cavalier about it. my mom and sister both ended up getting cancer years ago, both are ok now. But they were sexually active with someone they were in a "long term " relationship.

EverSoulicious said:

Oh I understand

lazycrockett said:

I was afraid of that at first, yes. In fact, I don't know why I didn't use one. I guess it was because 1) I didn't have any, 2) I just didn't really think about it. I don't really have an excuse for not using one I guess

Volitan said:

Well just remember one lapse CAN lead to a lifetime of regret.
[Edited 11/24/07 23:00pm]

Once I tried Trojan Vibra Ribbed I stuck with it...

RAW DOG!!

condams

CalhounSq said:

Shouldn't you go and see a doctor?

horatio said:

This is sooo stuck in my head after watching that video!

KidaDynamite said:

kelly, where are you going?

out!

whore

horatio said:

EverSoulicious said:

You are absolutely correct. I hate condoms with a passion but there a precious few individuals that I trust like that, so in all but one circumstance, I wear them.

violator said:

Oh shut up and come here.

PANDURITO said:

SunnySkies said:

whose closet u been lerk'N

Mr Blackitt: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.
Mrs Blackitt: What are we dear?
Mr Blackitt: Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.
Mrs Blackitt: Hmm. Well, why do they have so many children?
Mr Blackitt: Because... every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby!
Mrs Blackitt: But it's the same with us, Harry.
Mr Blackitt: What do you mean?
Mrs Blackitt: Well, we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice.
Mr Blackitt: That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted!
Mrs Blackitt: Really?
Mr Blackitt: Oh yes, and what's more, because we don't believe in that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.
Mrs Blackitt: What do you mean... lock the door?
Mr Blackitt: No, no. I mean, because we're members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autrocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.
Mrs Blackitt: What d'you mean?
Mr Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...
Mrs Blackitt: Oh, yes, Harry.
Mr Blackitt: ...and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.
Mrs Blackitt: Ooh!
Mr Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about! That's why it's the church for me! That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual, and the individual's right to decide for him- or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.
Mr Blackitt: And, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom! Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
Mrs Blackitt: You what?
Mr Blackitt: French Ticklers! Black Mambos! Crocodile Ribs! Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.
Mrs Blackitt: Have you got one?
Mr Blackitt: Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want, and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, "Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant."

Mach said:

Since when do they make vibrating condoms?

KidaDynamite said:

thats what i was wondering.

I know they got the vibrating tongue ring but condoms?? wow

lemme find out!

JustErin said:

Did I mention how easily manipulated I am...??

violator said:

I've been called a master manipulator several times so that's perfect.

DanceWme said:

Oh yeah I knew about that.

But have yet to see one!

WillyWonka said:

co