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new Dancewme serenades me! : http://www.snapvine.com/m...w/17023528









NEW SPOOKYMUFFIN RAP: http://www.danonderdonk.c...nghell.mp3



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[Edited 11/23/07 21:07pm]

Whoa. Dancewme's voice is sexay!!

Oh god that girl is a riot!!!!



So, uh did you do it? Did you shave them? And more importantly did she come over?

hokie1 said:

I did!

I did shave them!!!!!


But saddly, they remained two shiny, leathery, baby-smooth, orbs being rolled in my own hands and I had a wank that evening.


Damn, I'm as good as Bill Shakesbpear.

horatio said:

Imago said:

My 4 year old was taking a bath today and he grabbed his penis and pulled it up and said, "Look at my chunky mom!" all the while flicking his balls.

hokie1 said:

Mach said:

Isn't it amazing the things kids come up with?! I could write a novel of hilarious kid moments! They are the most genuinely funny human beings!

hokie1 said:

jess555ja said:

I'm sorry you were sick for Thanksgiving.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

hokie1 said:

I let my nephews play with my old digital camera once (and ONLY once), right before last Christmas.

When my sister and I went through the pre-views of what they had taken, they apparantly thought digital cameras were for taking pictures of their bums wilst having Kool-aide smiles on their faces , and snapping photos of each other taking poops on the toilet , etc. etc.

I was livid as what if some house guest picked up the camera or the memory card ended up in the wrong hands, god forbid


The youngest nephew once proclamed to his mother , out loud, with no shame, "Mommy, I looooovvvveeee My Penis!!!!!"

hokie1 said:

Thanks boo. I slept through most of it anyway. Thank God for Theraflu



I had pumpkin pie for breakfast

Imago said:

A few weeks ago Noah (the four year old) says he wants to be a girl. He thought if he were a girl that he wouldn't have to go to school.

So I tell him he can't be a girl because he was made a boy. He says, "Yes Mommy. Because I have a penis right?" So I say, "That's right honey". Then my older son (7 years) asks what girls' private parts are called. So, I pulled the old Go ask Your Father line.

So he comes back and says, "Baginas!" I cracked up. So then the little one said, "Bagina! Bagina! Bagina! Penis head! Penis head!"

I told my husband if Noah gets sent to the principal's office that he is going to deal with it.

hokie1 said:

My youngest nephew has a very perceptive mind when it comes to the mechanics of stuff.
Like he was asking why water left in a glass on the counter seeps out of the glass. We explained that.
He also asked why Santa Clause needed to have his bicycle "made in china" cause of what was written on the frame of the bike, if he had all those elves to do it for him
But the funniest is when he asked how he was born. Then asked if it took a man and a woman to conceive of children cause "Uncle Dan doesn't have kids".
Then proceeded to ask about mechanics of how it all fit together.

God, kids are sooooo damned entertaining.

I'd comment on this thread, but I took a solemn oath never to talk about your balls again.

GOD!!! I love her accent! So damn nice, shorty! She's hot! Who was that again? Her voice is haunting my ear with great street sultry sweet sound. Damnit!

FarrahMoan said:

If you can get CarrieMpls to comment about my balls, I will tell you everything.



EVERYTHING.

Imago said:

what

the

fuck

DanceWme said:

Basically everybody thinks your voice is HOTT!!!

KidaDynamite said:

i should leave him another message when i finish drinking.
maybe i'd sing a prince song

DanceWme said:

DanceWme said:

Do It.....Do It!!!

DanceWme said:

give ma about 30 mins and imma be wasted


thinkin about singing little red corvette