Since I work in a store at the mall, Black friday is gonna be very crowded so everybody at work is asked to bring food so we can eat in the lunchroom, what should I bring? I don't want to.

Dotn bring anything. Just eat what everyone else brings.


Just pray ur the only one who plans on doing that

The mom of one of my colleagues makes heavenly tiramisu ...

Why oh why are we talking about food so much lately ???

DanceWme said:

I thought about that, but I don't wanna look like a mooch, you maybe right tho. they don't seem to care that I live 20 miles away and I have to come on the bus, sometimes standing all the way!

A recipe for success:

1 can of ravioli (as cheap as they come.
Grated cheese
A microwave (better find one on site, cuz they get a little heavy if you have to carry them on the bus).

Or bring some really lame dish and a bottle of vodka

Hey, that's not a bad idea One4all4ever.

wlcm2thdwn said:

the first or the second ?

BTW : I had this yesterday ....



great stuff !

I was gonna say a 6-pack

wlcm2thdwn said:

yeah bring some booze or a large amount of cookies to have after dinner

Bring some brownies with weed in them

DanceWme said:

yes

Imago said:

i shouldve done that last night and passed them out to my family today

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

laugh, but my grandmother actually told my mom that she used to grind
up oxazepam in the cookies she baked for my brother and me on the few
occasions we would sleep over at her house when we were little kids.

very alarming. but then, it's my gran, and she's a subhuman witch so
no surprises there lol.

drugged by our own grandmother

IstenSzek said:

my mum forces us to drink whiskey

IstenSzek said:

OMG that is horrible

DanceWme said:

i'm kind of thankfull for it, in a weird way since those sleep overs
would have been even more horrible if we'd been fully awake

IstenSzek said:

coolest grandmother ever

DanceWme said:

no she's not, lol. she's like serial mom, but without the
nice veneer to cover up the rotten core

IstenSzek said:

lets switch

DanceWme said:

hahaha. ok. but beware, you'll need to store her in a radiation-proof
room cuz she's been eating 9 types of hormones, sedatives, nerve and
muscle relaxants, paracetamols and sleeping tablets for about fifty(!)
years now.

she's sort of embalmed already, yet still walking (altho slowly lol)

the doctor once told her if she dies they won't know what to do with
her cuz burrying would be a biohazard and cremation would put such a
lot of pollutants in the air she's kill the ozone layer single hand

IstenSzek said:

oh god

DanceWme said:

i know

IstenSzek said:

Are you serious?!?!?!

KidaDynamite said:

sadly, yes i am

when the doctor once was very stern with her and decided she was a
legal junky (junk on perscription drugs) he told her it was about
time to take the pills down a notch and try to go through life in
a normal way instead of being doped and high all the time, so then
he told her "i'm not giving you anything anymore. it's done"

then she jumped at his desk and tried to strangle him, calling him
all sorts of horrible things and when he shook her off he told her
she could have double the perscription and just go home and eat
herself to death on her tablets since she was beyond help

IstenSzek said:

Oxazepam is a calming drug. Your poor grandmother must have thought you were too wild to handle.

IstenSzek said:

Oh, my. It would be funny if it wasn't tragic.

IstenSzek said:

Oh My Damn!!!

Granny is hooked.....