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Reply #30 posted 11/21/07 5:58pm

benyamin

mdiver said:

benyamin said:



No, I just don't want to crash my bike again. smile


What your BMX? finger lol


No, my Faggio. redface
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Reply #31 posted 11/21/07 5:58pm

gemini13

mdiver said:

gemini13 said:


razz


HAve you sorted January yet? pray



Well, being that I am sometimes a useless cunt myself, no.

I would like to go there when Dan and Billy will be there, so it's not a total loss.
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Reply #32 posted 11/21/07 5:59pm

shanti0608

FFS how the hell am I ever going to pass if ppl that have lived here all of their lives cannot pass the damn test.

Sorry you did not pass again Number 23.



Oh and sorry to Ben also.
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Reply #33 posted 11/21/07 5:59pm

sj1600

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emm said:

so how often do you drive on your learner's permit? neither of my adult nieces have their license in part i think because they never got the opportunity to drive like they needed to when they were younger. public transport is great and everything, but... confused

fortunately it doesn't matter squat how many times you take the damn test! woot!
just cross your fingers for next time. and yeah, we are lucky over here whew


You can only drive as a learner if you have a qualified driver with you in the UK - which is annoying at the very least.
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Reply #34 posted 11/21/07 6:00pm

mdiver

benyamin said:

mdiver said:



What your BMX? finger lol


No, my Faggio. redface


God damn why do i even like you?
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Reply #35 posted 11/21/07 6:00pm

liberation

When i win the lotto i am gonna buy a Humvee and get myself a professional driver.
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Reply #36 posted 11/21/07 6:02pm

benyamin

mdiver said:

benyamin said:



No, my Faggio. redface


God damn why do i even like you?


Because I shit rainbows and spit happiness. smile
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Reply #37 posted 11/21/07 6:03pm

mdiver

benyamin said:

mdiver said:



God damn why do i even like you?


Because I shit rainbows and spit happiness. smile


falloff Yeah and you buy me beer too slag!
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Reply #38 posted 11/21/07 6:03pm

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sj1600 said:

emm said:

so how often do you drive on your learner's permit? neither of my adult nieces have their license in part i think because they never got the opportunity to drive like they needed to when they were younger. public transport is great and everything, but... confused

fortunately it doesn't matter squat how many times you take the damn test! woot!
just cross your fingers for next time. and yeah, we are lucky over here whew


You can only drive as a learner if you have a qualified driver with you in the UK - which is annoying at the very least.

yeah same here. so when you get older it gets harder to get the chance to drive tons.
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Reply #39 posted 11/21/07 6:03pm

benyamin

mdiver said:

benyamin said:



Because I shit rainbows and spit happiness. smile


falloff Yeah and you buy me beer too slag!


Right I'm off to buy my Dad his birthday present. Catch you later!
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Reply #40 posted 11/21/07 6:12pm

INSATIABLE

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The title of this thread really says it all, folks.
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #41 posted 11/21/07 6:24pm

evenstar

i managed to pass at 16, on my second try.

falloff
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Reply #42 posted 11/21/07 6:45pm

shanti0608

evenstar said:

i managed to pass at 16, on my second try.

falloff


yes I passed young on the first try but it is totally different over here I am afraid...
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Reply #43 posted 11/21/07 6:54pm

INSATIABLE

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shanti0608 said:

evenstar said:

i managed to pass at 16, on my second try.

falloff


yes I passed young on the first try but it is totally different over here I am afraid...
confused

Yeah, it sounds brutal over there. Good lord. To lose the test for a fucking blinker?

I had no practice for either the driving or the written tests and I aced them both. There is a HUGE difference and I'd guess our youth traffic accident statistics in comparison to the UK's speak for themselves.
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Reply #44 posted 11/21/07 6:55pm

mdiver

evenstar said:

i managed to pass at 16, on my second try.

falloff


That Disney licence buys you a year here beotch then you gotta do it right lol
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Reply #45 posted 11/21/07 7:24pm

Imago

Number23 said:

I failed my driving test for the third time today. I am a useless cunt.


falloff


falloff


falloff



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Reply #46 posted 11/21/07 7:31pm

Illustrator

Number23 said:

I failed my driving test for the third time today. I am a useless cunt.

Oh, that's nothing.
I passed my third paternity test today.
And they were all with useless cunts.



Guess I got a thing for 'em. shrug
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Reply #47 posted 11/21/07 7:54pm

Empress

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lol How do you fail a driving test????!!!!!

Sorry!


Are you serious?? There are many people out there that should've failed their driving test. It's nice to know that some instructors care enough about the rest of us on the road to fail people once in a while.
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Reply #48 posted 11/21/07 7:58pm

INSATIABLE

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Empress said:

There are many people out there that should've failed their driving test. It's nice to know that some instructors care enough about the rest of us on the road to fail people once in a while.

biggrin Exactly.

Y'hear that, Billy?

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Reply #49 posted 11/21/07 9:35pm

PEJ

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INSATIABLE said:

The title of this thread really says it all, folks.




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Reply #50 posted 11/21/07 10:01pm

AnckSuNamun

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I'm embarrassed to say how many times I had to take mine too. redface I've seen way worse drivers on the road though, makes me wonder how they even got their license in the first place.
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Reply #51 posted 11/21/07 11:28pm

unlucky7

Number23 said:

mdiver, thank you, ben, fuck you. I'm not some robot able to pull of repetative manuvres at the twist of a wrist. I always prefered trains. You can't go for a wank in the toilet when you're driving.


I failed the first time...and I've been putting off my next test, I'm scared to take it again, don't worry keep trying...that's what I have to do myself.I also prefer trains.
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Reply #52 posted 11/22/07 1:47am

DiminutiveRock
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Number23 said:

I failed my driving test for the third time today. I am a useless cunt.



And you welched on my secret santa gift 2006 neutral
VOTE....EARLY
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Reply #53 posted 11/22/07 1:55am

ThreadCula

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Oh honey! You will be fine! having a drivers license does not define you.
When you do pass you will have the best feeling and those times you failed will be a distant memory

I failed my first time. I didnt even make it out of the parking lot! I hit a cone trying to parallel park. The DMV lady jumped out of the car like it was on fire. rolleyes without saying a word! And people were watching and laughing at me! mad


I didnt have the proper training. Driving down a straight dirt road with my dad is not training! I paid for driving school-when my family told me I shouldnt.
After a week I got my license and the same heifer that jumped out of my car told me I did an EXCELLENT job! Ha!
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Reply #54 posted 11/22/07 8:36pm

Steadwood

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benyamin said:

Number23 said:

mdiver, thank you, ben, fuck you. I'm not some robot able to pull of repetative manuvres at the twist of a wrist. I always prefered trains. You can't go for a wank in the toilet when you're driving.


We've all been there.

I love trains too. I may be able to drive soon, but I won't be using the acquired skill until I'm at least 24, and even then I'll drive an automatic.


eek

You're going to be a train driver!?! omfg omg pray


smile
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Reply #55 posted 11/22/07 8:53pm

benyamin

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Reply #56 posted 11/22/07 9:02pm

Steadwood

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confused neutral


smile
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Reply #57 posted 11/22/07 9:08pm

benyamin

Steadwood said:

benyamin said:



We've all been there.

I love trains too. I may be able to drive soon, but I won't be using the acquired skill until I'm at least 24, and even then I'll drive an automatic.


eek

You're going to be a train driver!?! omfg omg pray


smile


The pay's great and it's a real opportunity career. nod
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Reply #58 posted 11/22/07 9:20pm

Steadwood

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benyamin said:

Steadwood said:



eek

You're going to be a train driver!?! omfg omg pray


smile


The pay's great and it's a real opportunity career. nod



So I hear nod

confused



...Don't forget the indicators geek


smile
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Reply #59 posted 11/22/07 9:23pm

benyamin

Steadwood said:

benyamin said:



The pay's great and it's a real opportunity career. nod



So I hear nod

confused



...Don't forget the indicators geek


smile


eek IS THAT MADELEINE?
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